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It's Time for Scandal Mania!

Updated on November 11, 2012

Contestants On SCANDALMANIA

CIA Chief Resigns Over Affair
CIA Chief Resigns Over Affair | Source
Lockheed Martin COO Christopher Kubasik resigned
Lockheed Martin COO Christopher Kubasik resigned | Source
BBC Chief George Entwistle Quits Over Scandal
BBC Chief George Entwistle Quits Over Scandal | Source

It's Scandal Mania Time

LOOK UP IN THE SKY! IT’S ON A BILLBOARD! IT’S ON THE DIAMOND VISION SCREEN! IT’S! IT’S! SCANDALMANIA!

Welcome to ScandalMania! folks newest in reality media and web shows. Apparently since President Obama’s re-election to another four year term, the dominoes have started falling. The first contestant General David Howell Petraeus, also appearing Lockheed Martin COO Christopher Kubasik, and a special appearance by BBC chief George Entwistle. The saying goes that these things come in three's, as the blue chips have begun to falling. The corporate cookies are crumbling, the governmental milk is spilling, just up ahead the Fiscal Cliff is coming into view.

So who will be the next contestant or is that Lemming do you think? You know that one right...Don't be a Lemming. Who do think will be on the next episode of SCANDALMANIA! Is this the way the plot is going to play out nationally, globally, it’s a conspiracy of the highest order, maybe even an executive New World Order 66. Are the Republicans and tea totaller’s party really that upset that Mitt Romney, I mean Darth Vader failed the Sith and the death star was destroyed by rebel Jedi forces. Is this how the empire strikes back, over the return of the Jedi President. Will the force be with Obama over the next four years, or will the machines prevail and we will all continue to be jacked into the Matrix’s perfect reality. Will the copper tops ever be free, will the skies remain darkened and the sun hidden from us forever. Will Zion be destroyed for a sixth time, because nobody told us that it has already happened five times before.

Will Obama/Neo end the war and save Zion from total and utter destruction. Will the people become Soylent Green. Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of SCANDALMANIA! Same scandal time. Same scandal channel.

May the force be with you!

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      JV 4 years ago

      "The Chickens have come home to roost."

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      InfoRoom 4 years ago

      I really wish for the dominoes to fall for good.

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