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Start Spreading the News; I’m Leaving Today; Not Gonna be a Part of it; New York New York

Updated on September 8, 2010

Uhhhhhh hello again so soon Pop; I was told your latest question required a response lest people assume too much. Why am I not going to Ground Zero on September 11; uhhhhh the answer is as plain as the recipes in your cook book; Do you think I’m crazy? I’ve spent the better part of the past two years traveling the Muslim World apologizing for America’s part in 911 and you think I’m going to squander all that good will I’ve garnered for some stupid ceremony. I told Michelle she would have to go there and read the ole tele as payment for all those extravagant trips she’s been on lately. Nope this old boy ain’t getting anywhere near Ground Zero on September 11!

Pop, uhhhhhhhh you kill me with the bluntness of your questions; I’m glad you are not part of the Main Stream Media; but then again they would never hire you. Of course I visited the site in 2008; that visit was a critical part of my presidential campaign. Remember I had to diffuse the ravings of Reverend Wright which had gotten out despite the efforts of my media supporters so a visit to the site on 911 was an absolute must. That bus ride back then became a bit bumpy; especially since we had to run over Reverend Wright on our way to the 911 site. Poor old Rev., he never knew what hit him; immediately after uttering his famous line; a line I actually wrote for him; America’s Chickeeeeeeennnns Coming Home to Roost; Bam-Pow, Under the Bus you go!

Pop; you know as well as I do my presence there would definitely pose a political liability for me? My Muslim friends would get the wrong impression; they would perceive me as Taking Sides; sorta like wearing that flag lapel pin or singing that National Anthem. Remember to some in the Muslim World; those are symbols of America’s Racism. You people should be thankful I’m even going to the Pentagon; it was first proposed than I visit that innocuous site somewhere in Pennsylvania where that Let’s Roll Plane went down but we agreed; Rham, Axelrod and I, that would be a little too obvious for even the most ardent Oprah fans to swallow!

On September 11, 2001, 2,752 innocent people got what they deserved. Because of America’s Arrogance, Divisiveness and Derisiveness over the past several decades my Muslim Brothers finally could take it no longer and acted out their pent up aggression. Ooooooppppppppps, there you go again Barrack, speaking or in this case writing before you catch yourself and remembering who your audience is. I’ll have to remember to strike this paragraph out before I send this reply.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten; there; now that I’ve regained my composure where was I? Oh Yeah, Pop remember to some those Islamic terrorists you refer to are heroic freedom fighters. Remember even the great Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro or even Chairman Moa were considered Despots by some; the politically ill informed of course. So please be careful how you throw labels around. My beloved father was himself a Devout Muslim and as such supported the Kenyan Freedom Fighters in their struggle to break free from British Colonialism; do you think my people were able to shed the mantle of an advanced society and return to our grass and mud Huts without a struggle. No siree, every mud and grass hut we now live in in Kenya was at the expense of a modern building our brave freedom fighters heroically blew up so we could revert back to our heritage!

Debt, Shmedt, Michelle and I are doing quite nicely thank you very much. As for the rest of you; I remind you I promised this would not be an easy transformation. It never is. At least be thankful there have been no mass killings as other Marxist Disciples have found to be necessary as they slowly took control over the system. I refer to the most recent example set by Pol Pot as he seized control of Cambodia following your country’s defeat in Viet Nam. I still love saying that even though anyone who is even a casual student of history realizes you didn’t lose that war; you were forced to withdraw based on the political antics of my early revered Alinski Disciples Walter Cronkite and Jane Fonda!

As for the lack of jobs; for the life of me I can’t figure out why you people are in such a hurry to get back to work; I’m just going to take most of what you earn in taxes to pay for my programs. So why worry so much; relax, sit back and enjoy watching the suckers that still have jobs toil away day after day, week after week for what? My union buddies have had this figured out a long time ago. They don’t give a rat’s rear end what their contracts do to the companies they work for. After all companies only exist to pay workers; don’t ever forget that.

I beg to differ with your final point; I am in fact the Community Organizer for the United States of America. My job is to take from the rich and give to the poor. Think of me as an intelligent Al Sharpton; one who uses a teleprompter instead of the Bull-Horne! Haven’t you ever heard of divide and conquer; well that’s what I’m all about. You gotta agree America has never been as divided as it is today!

Sorry Pop but I gotta go for now. Hope this latest letter cleared up some of your pesky questions; especially those surrounding my proposed 911 agenda.

 

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      partisan patriot 

      8 years ago

      James

      Those that I was piggy-backing off of apparently weren't too fond of the format!

    • James A Watkins profile image

      James A Watkins 

      8 years ago from Chicago

      Why is that my friend?

    • profile image

      partisan patriot 

      8 years ago

      Thanks James

      Glad you enjoyed this but as of now I've discontinued this format!

    • James A Watkins profile image

      James A Watkins 

      8 years ago from Chicago

      Tremendous article!!! I absolutely love it. I especially enjoyed this:

      "do you think my people were able to shed the mantle of an advanced society and return to our grass and mud Huts without a struggle. No siree, every mud and grass hut we now live in in Kenya was at the expense of a modern building our brave freedom fighters heroically blew up so we could revert back to our heritage"

      And this gem:

      "My union buddies have had this figured out a long time ago. They don’t give a rat’s rear end what their contracts do to the companies they work for. After all companies only exist to pay workers"

      Bravo!!

    • sheila b. profile image

      sheila b. 

      8 years ago

      Sorry, I was out and then writing. It's midnight, just checked my email. Yes, Thursday is your day, if that's OK with you. As for the PA memorial - it's true. The National Park Service, on its website, even admits there's been a controversy. Their way of settling it and going happily on was to rename the design. If you google shanksville 9/11 memorial you should find websites and some with photos. Oh, google shanksville PA mosque. The opponents say it's an outdoor mosque. And really, with the name, Crescent of Embrace, the red trees, the crater in the ground where the star is on a muslim flag, and the tower with a crescent on top - too many muslim symbols not to be muslim oriented. Glad to have you write about it if you want to - they need help there in Shanksville. There were only 40 on the plane, not hundreds, so they don't have a voice and obviously the press hasn't wanted to cover the story. It's infuriating.

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      breakfastpop 

      8 years ago

      I was shocked to read sheila's hub about Pa. What is happening to our country?

    • Pamela99 profile image

      Pamela Oglesby 

      8 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Laura Bush is the kind of lady Michelle could never hope to be and she doesn't deserve any grief is right. Barry, its hard to believe but your ego is getter larger and you were back in the campaign mode again today, although that is the only thing you do well. Wonder why the FBI had to follow you out of Cleveland with 2 machine guns sticking out of the top of the SUV?

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      SheriSapp 

      8 years ago from West Virginia

      I hope the protesters scream so loudy that Shelley gets a headache. Laura Bush is a classy lady, and she shouldn't be forced to endure the company of one so self-centered as Mrs BHO!!!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      8 years ago

      sheila

      Are you saying the site where the Let's Roll Plane went down is a memorial to the 911 terrorist? I haven't heard of that before; more info please!

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      sheila b. 

      8 years ago

      Michelle Obama is going to find protesters in Shanksville, PA, when she goes there. That memorial is also a monument to the terrorists, with the name Crescent of Embrace. For 5 years there's been opposition to it, but so far no national press on the issue. Even the National Park Service admits to controversy on their website, so this is not just bloggers making up a story.

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