Tevya Cools to Global Warming
I Need a Blanket!
Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Thursday, January 2, 2014. Global warming is still a "hot" button issue. My friend Tevya, the Wasp, recently returned from a trip to Antarctica. When he received word about a Russian ship in the region mired in thick ice and unable to move, his curiosity got the better of him. He is joining us this morning to give us a full report of his findings.
Hello, my dear human family. I am relieved to be here this morning warm in the comfort of Breakfastpop's home and content in the pleasure of your company. In the past few days you may have heard about a "cruise" ship that was stuck in a sea of ice. When I first heard the "news" coverage, it was reported that the ship's passengers were awaiting rescue. Never once did I hear that the passengers were global warming scientists who had embarked on a climate research expedition to prove that carbon dioxide emissions from humans must be curtailed in order to save the planet. He sees this as the responsibility of government. How he plans to accomplish this is left to the imagination. Perhaps breathing will only be allowed on alternate Thursdays and Saturdays.
The expedition was led by Chris Tumey. Mr. Tumey is a professor of climate change at the University of New South Wales in Australia.
Global Warming Here We Come!
The scientists, journalists and crew members onboard the MV Akademik Shokalskly were in for a rude awakening when they found themselves trapped in 10 foot thick chunks of ice. The ship has been there since December 24th. Between then and now there have been attempts by ice-breaking ships to free the ship and its passengers. Each attempt failed. It seems that the expected melting ice in Antarctica was so thick that rescue in this manner was impossible. Since the 24th passengers were helicoptered off the ship. Crew members are remaining aboard. They may be there for a long time!
I just don't understand why the "scientists" ignored the proven fact that sea ice in the region hit a new record high for the last two years. I can only suppose that the participants in the expedition prefer to rely on the bogus reports coming from the Unite Nations and Al Climate Gore.
Did You Read About it?
Shame On the Media
What I find most disturbing about this event is the way the media treated it. I suppose reporting the incident as taking place aboard a cruise ship squashed all references to the true nature of the voyage. Journalism simply isn't what it used to be. Now the mainstream media sees it as their duty to twist all the news so it's fit to print. Telling the public that an expedition whose purpose was to document global warming was at a standstill because the ship was locked into the ice like handcuffs on a felon just wouldn't work. They turned the ship into a vacation on the sea thereby protecting the extremely lucrative profits just waiting to be exploited in the climate change global warming initiative.
Sadly, this Wasp now firmly believes that the only way to get to the truth of any event is to visit the scene first-hand. I did just that and I saw a ship stuck in thick, thick ice. I did not penguins swimming around and palm trees growing on an occasional melting berg floating by. It seems to me that journalism is now steeply invested in creative writing and the truth be damned!
Dear God, you made so many global warming proponents
It's no shame to be a believer
But it's no great honor either!