- Politics and Social Issues
The Misanthrope’s Creed (For Tea Party Conservatives Only)
First they lied and lied about people being communists in America and how the President was one, and I went and bought more guns and bullets at Walmart.
Then they went after the Muslims in our nation,
talked about sharia law and how all Muslims are terrorists and lied about them, and I marched against those terrorists with my sign that said, “Bomb Muslims before they Bomb You!” Only Christians are real Americans, I proclaimed.
Then they came for the teachers,
and I was happy that those ruining our schools were finally being punished for teaching science.
Then they came for the postal workers, and I was happy that we would save money in salaries and lose money in unemployment payments.
Then they came for the women,
and I prayed to God that women would be punished, for they brought sin on us. The bearing of children and the monthly bleeding was not enough punishment for her sin in the Garden of Eden. Thus hath the legislators from all Bible thumping regions of the land brought wrath upon her.
Then they came for the police officers and fire fighters and I talked about reducing the deficits.
Then they came for me,
and I gladly lay my head before the guillotine.