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The Misanthrope’s Creed (For Tea Party Conservatives Only)

Updated on June 6, 2012
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First they lied and lied about people being communists in America and how the President was one, and I went and bought more guns and bullets at Walmart.

Then they went after the Muslims in our nation,
talked about sharia law and how all Muslims are terrorists and lied about them, and I marched against those terrorists with my sign that said, “Bomb Muslims before they Bomb You!” Only Christians are real Americans, I proclaimed.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I cheered because unionists are anti-American and cause unemployment. I learned that from Ann Coulter.

Then they came for the teachers,
and I was happy that those ruining our schools were finally being punished for teaching science.

Then they came for the postal workers, and I was happy that we would save money in salaries and lose money in unemployment payments.


Then they came for the women,
and I prayed to God that women would be punished, for they brought sin on us. The bearing of children and the monthly bleeding was not enough punishment for her sin in the Garden of Eden. Thus hath the legislators from all Bible thumping regions of the land brought wrath upon her.

Then they came for the police officers and fire fighters and I talked about reducing the deficits.

Then they came for me,
and I gladly lay my head before the guillotine.

Peace,
Tex Shelters

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      Ginger Ruffles 4 years ago

      Awesome, your new fans should love this!

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      texshelters 4 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Ginger,

      Yes, I think they will agree and volunteer for the guillotine right away.

      Thanks.

      PTxS

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      nicomp really 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

      "Then they came for the trade unionists,"

      "Then they came for the women,"

      "Then they came for the police officers and fire fighters "

      Can't we all just get along?

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      texshelters 4 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Some can, some can't. I don't have anything against you personally; I don't know you.

      PTxS

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      nicomp really 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

      I missed the part about 'coming for the postal workers.' My bad.

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