The World 'Will' End In 2012...
if this woman is allowed to become President of The United States of America
The Scarlet Letter
Where to begin? Okay, first of all, in case anyone reading this has been in a coma for the last 3 1/2 years, or doesn't have access to a television, the internet, magazines, books, newspapers, or one of those friends who likes to talk about how dumb other people are, I would like to introduce you to Sarah Palin! This woman striking a pose on the cover of the Vogue magazine above, is the former Governor of Alaska and ex Republican Party nominee for Vice President of The United States of America. Mrs. Palin and Senator John McCain ran against now President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden (I swear I had to look his name up because he is so non-existent), during the 2008 Presidential election. During her time as a Vice Presidential nominee, and still to this day, Mrs. Palin has been criticized for some of the less than intelligent things she has said during interviews. Oh you know I have examples...
Here is a list of the top 11 Stupidest things Sarah Palin has said in the past. After reading this list you will understand why I think this woman should be walking around with a scarlet letter 'D' on her forehead. You can can use whatever word you want to fill in the blank as there are plenty that start with the letter 'D' that would describe her perfectly.
Note: This list was made in 2008:
1. The News Makes Me Sad ... So I Don't Watch It
Sarah Palin at a North Carolina fundraiser:
She said: "At those times on the campaign trail when sometimes it's easy to get a little bit discouraged, when, you know, when you happen to turn on the news when your campaign staffers will let you turn on the news ... Usually they're like "Oh my gosh, don't watch. You're going to, you know, you're going to get depressed."
I Say: How can you honestly expect to win a presidential nomination without watching the single most important tool in the political arsenal...the freaking news?! Ironically though her staffers were right, really didn't want to see.
2.The People Don't Elect U.S. Presidents, God Does
Upon being asked by James Dobson if the McCain ticket's precipitous slide in the polls gets her down:
... [it] strengthens my faith, because I'm going to know, at the end of the day, putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4. So I'm not discouraged at all.
She said: ... "and I can feel it too, Dr. Dobson. I can feel the power of prayer, and that strength that is provided through our prayer warriors across this nation."
I say: So I guess God wanted Obama to win?
3. Palin Believes in "Divided" States of America
At a fundraiser:
She said: "We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hardworking, very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation."
I say: So she wants to run for Vice President of The 'United' States of America, but she has already some how in her mind already 'disassembled' the 'united' states?
4.The Vice President Is Supreme Boss of the Senate
Here's what Palin said when Brandon, an elementary school student, asked: "What does the vice president do?"
She said: "That's something that Piper would ask me! ... They're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom."
I say: Wtf? I am not going to comment on this. If you do not think what she just said there is absolutely idiotic, please stop reading this hub and finish eating paint chips...right now. I think Brandon would probably be a better candidate. Lets move on.
5. Delusional Response to Troopergate
She said: "Well, I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing ... any hint of any kind of unethical activity there," said Sarah Palin last Sunday, soon after she was found to have engaged in wrongdoing and unethical activity in the "Troopergate" investigation.
I say: Not very much dumber than the usual BS story I hear from a politician after they get caught doing favors for their friends. Lets move on.
6.Vicious Attack on Obama
She said: "Our opponent though, is someone who sees America it seems as being so imperfect that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country."
I say: This statement just basically made her and McCain look like idiotic, racists who were trying to bad mouth the other opponent out of the race by making unconfirmed claims. This backfired on them of course, P-A-L-I-N...gooooo PALIN!!!
7. The Lord is a Pollster
While speaking in North Carolina, Palin decided to take a moment to thank God for a very small bump she and McCain experienced in their otherwise sliding poll numbers.
She said: "We even saw today, thank the Lord, we saw some movement."
I say: Again, I guess God wanted Obama to win and her to lose. God must like Obama more, it's just that simple.
8.America's Teachers' Rewards Are in Heaven
In the vice presidential debate, Palin had this to say about Sen. Joe Biden's wife's career in education:
She said: "You mentioned education, and I'm glad that you did. I know education you are passionate about with your wife being a teacher for 30 years, and God bless her. Her reward is in heaven, right?"
I say: Damn if I was a teacher and I believed what she just said I would probably commit suicide, so I could get my reward right now! I would be hoping that 72 virgins myth was true.
9.I Read ... All the Publications
When Katie Couric asked Palin the complex trick question of where she gets her news, the two women had the following exchange:
Couric: And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this -- to stay informed and to understand the world?
Palin: I've read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media --
Couric: But what ones specifically? I'm curious.
Palin: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.
Couric: Can you name any of them?
Palin: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news.
I say: First of all, she never answered. Second, we honestly came close to having a Vice President in the White House who does not read any information on world news or views. If you don't think that's a big problem please re-read #4.
10.Some of my best friends are gay, but ...
From the same interview with Couric:
She said: One of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay and I love her dearly, and she is not my "gay" friend, she is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made, but ... I'm not gonna judge people."
I say: Did she honestly believe that this statement would help her with the gay vote? I don't have any gay friends (that I know of), but I have watched enough presidential elections to know that,they do not like people saying that 'being gay' is a choice.
11.A Little Wet Behind the Ears ...
During the vice presidential debate, when Palin was asked which policy plans proposed by the McCain-Palin ticket would have to suffer due to the current economic crisis, Palin gave a pretty dubious response: none. When pressed on the issue, Palin decided that an easy out would be to fall back on her inexperience:
She says: And how long have I been at this, like five weeks?
I say: If you are running for the second highest elected office in the land and you can not answer any question about the economy, you should not be "at this" at all.
I know some of you may think I'm making some of this stuff up because, either I don't like this women for some reason, or maybe some of her statements have been misquoted. Well guess what? I got video tape...
So, most of those interviews are from 3 years ago or longer, she can't possibly be as clueless as she was in the past...she has to have learned something during the last several years, right? Proceed to the next video with caution, I repeat proceed with caution.
Are You Smarter Than An Embryo?
Oh my lord. Even if you remember nothing else about history...even if you slept through that class in school and never passed it...even if you are a high school drop out, you should know one thing about Paul Revere, the (allegedly) well known quote: "the British are coming, the British are coming." Even though this quote is now said to be highly unlikely shouted by Revere, back when I was in school (which was years after Palin) this quote was all the rage in elementary schools everywhere. So I wonder, how the hell can you be the former governor of one of The United States as well an ex- Vice Presidential nominee, and not know..."the British are coming, the British are coming?" I almost shed a tear right now. This happened on June 3, 2011. To update, some historians have come to her defense, saying that Ms. Palin was actually accurate with her statement, according to what 'really' happened that night. While explaining how she is somewhat correct in her statement, these historians left me as confused as I was when I heard her explanation. At this point I have no idea what happened, Thanks guys! No wonder some people say that college is useless. History is supposed to give us the opportunity to make positive adjustments in our present and future by learning from mistakes made in the past. How can we do that if someone keeps changing history? Either way you put it, when this women speaks I don't even think she comprehends . Is it possible for a person to be incomprehensible? She is rumored to run for office in 2012. Be afraid, be very afraid.
The Bridge To Nowhere...INSIDE HER HEAD!!!
The Real Prophecy
Those crazy 2012 predictions might not be so crazy after all. Comets, nuclear wars, solar flares, an out of control planet, galactic alignment, these are all popular 'theories' that have had a lot of people predicting that the end of the world will arrive in the year 2012. Unlike the prophecy of Harold Camping (the rapture guy from May 23rd), these predictions indicate a different year, the same year as...The United States Presidential election dun dun DUN! How can these people not see that we have a weapon of mass destruction, right in front of our eyes, staring us directly in the face? If you people think Bush Jr. was bad, you better get ready for Presidential Idiot 2.0.
As I have said before a large percentage of Americans are blind to the fact that our country's Presidents are nothing more than puppets who take on the responsibility role for the real men who control the whole nation behind the scenes. With this being said, think about how much could be done to accelerate their plans if they had a President that is even dumber than George Bush Jr. In the big seat.
Here are some possible scenarios:
1. The men behind the curtain could launch a nuclear attack on whoever they please and later release the normal ridiculous excuse of the week, blaming it on Palin.
Palin: " I hit the red button by mistake, oops "
2. The men behind the curtain could attempt the biggest tax hike in history on the lower and middle class, again throwing Palin under the bus to clean up the mess.
Palin: " We need to raise taxes on the lower and middle class. It is the only way to jump start our economy without effecting the "working families."
3.The men behind the curtain could use Palin's popularity and sex appeal to fool the general public into not believing things that are true.
Palin: " When I see or hear something on the news that's just too scary or hard to think about I just turn it off, or channel surf until I find something about Kim Kardashian."
I could go on forever, But I think you got the point.
Honestly I kind of feel sorry for this woman. Not because I think it's hard being her, oh no. No matter what happens to her she will be living high off the hog for a long time, probably better than I ever will. Instead I feel bad for her as a human being. This women is clearly either so mentally ill that she thinks that she is actually smarter than she is, or the people handling her are taking advantage of her popularity and sex appeal in order to get there goals accomplished. In other words, at the end of the day she could be just a pretty faced, sexually appealing, naïve individual who is being manipulated into something that she probably doesn't even understand. Who really knows but her?
All jokes aside, whether you believe in some of my theories on how our country is run or not. You can not deny this;
George Bush Jr. was either used as a pawn by our own Government to commit a false flag attack on America or, George Bush Jr. was too stupid to understand all of the information that we received previous to 9/11 warning us of attack by Osama Bin Laden.
One of these is true, but it really doesn't matter much if this empty head is allowed to become the new face of our country. If the greatest act of terrorism in our country's history was accomplished during the Presidency of what many would call the "dumbest" President of all time, what do you think will happen if she gets in? And for those of you who think I am being sexist, please review the video below. You will notice other WOMEN, ridiculing and being embarrassed by the crap that has come out of this womens mouth. I don't care who disagrees with me, I will not sit down and allow a person who is not qualified to run a goddamn pop sickle stand get a chance to run my country. As long as she is in any kind of consideration for Presidency you will hear from me.
"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kind of works out."-Adam Sandler; Billy Madison (1995)