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The Obama Pookie

Updated on March 31, 2011

This started as a response to my good friend Breakfast Pop’s hub but as I thought about it more it became a larger than life response to our Illustrious Leader’s incompetence in regards to the Libyan Crisis. So without further ado I give you the:

Obama Pokey sung of course to the tune of the Hookie Pookie!

You put your air force in you take your air force out

You put your air force in you shake your finger all about

You threaten old Qadaffi then you turn yourself all around

That’s what it’s all about

You do the Old Barackie

While you'r threat-ennnn Qadaffi

You do the o-o-o ole Barakie

That’s what it’s all about

The boots are on the ground they’re marching into town

But then Al Qaeda screams you’re messing up their schemes

You threaten old Qadaffi then you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about

You do the Old Barackie

While you'r threat-ennnn Qadaffi

You do the o-o-o ole Barakie

That’s what it’s all about

Calypso Louie calls he nails you to the wall

Who the hell you think you are you were the Muslim star

You threaten old Qadaffi then you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about

You do the Old Barackie

While you'r threat-ennnn Qadaffi

You do the o-o-o ole Barakie

That’s what it’s all about

Then Soros Pulls your strings so tight your ear drums ring

You’re messing up his zest his universal quest

You threaten old Qadaffi then you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about

You do the Old Barackie

While you'r threat-ennnn Qadaffi

You do the o-o-o ole Barakie

That’s what it’s all about

 

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    • profile imageAUTHOR

      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks mslizzee; I'm with you 2012 or we all bust!

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      elizabeth 

      7 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Catchy! I like it, now I'm going to go do the Obama, Pokey, Wokie, Dopy, damdest president we've ever had blues.OUT IN 2012 OR BUST.

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      trimar

      You always complain about me getting all serious so I thought I'd show the light hearted side of the Patriot yet the subject is still deadly serious. I wouldn't exactly refer to my jingle as giving tribute but thanks for stopping in!

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      trimar7 

      7 years ago from New York

      Patriot - so you really are an Obama fan!? You even gave tribute to him in a jingle. lol

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      partisan patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Pamela

      That's what this bunch is doing "playing war"; or should I say "Playing Kinetic Military Games"!

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      partisan patriot 

      7 years ago

      Sounds good my friendly Frog; I just hope we make 2012 before Obama ans his Merry Band of Socialists have us all eating dust because that's all we can afford1

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      The Frog Prince 

      7 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Patriot - I'm catching up on my reading and that seems to fit Obama to a "T." Maybe we should get ready to pen a sonnet for November 2012 to the music of "Another One Bites The Dust."

      Just food for thought. Thanks for the effort to brighten my day.

      Voted up and now I gotta go Hoakie Pokie along the path of life.

      The Frog

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      7 years ago from Sunny Florida

      A tune from childhood that describes precisely in the surname Libya Obama. Good job.

    • profile imageAUTHOR

      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      thanks as always Pop!

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      breakfastpop 

      7 years ago

      Bravo, Patriot, Bravo. It has it all. Your ditty tells the whole sad story of Obama, it has a catchy tune and you can dance to it. Up and funny and awesome too!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks ricki-ticki-tavi

      You didn't miss it; I only published a small part of the first verse on Pop's page; thanks for the rating!

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      rkhyclak 

      7 years ago from Ohio

      Patriot, I apparently missed this on Pop's hub, though I did see Pino mention Patriot's sing-along. Well done my friend, well done! You've nailed the essence of Obama in a fun little ditty. I went ahead and pushed all the rate buttons and voted up too!-Bekka

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