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They Call Rahm the Pariah

Updated on March 13, 2010

Last week my hub pages friend and fellow patriot published a song he had written some time ago to the tune of They Called the Wind Mariah. Well, that got me thinking about a similar hub; after all I fashion myself somewhat of a satirical songwriter in the Weird Al Yankovic vein. So I dedicate this hub to my friend and fellow patriot Great American whose base tune I also stole from him. So without further ado, here’s my version of “They Call Rahm the Pariah"!

 

In Washington they got a name for Earth and Wind and Fire

the Earth's Al Gore

the Wind's Barrack

and the Fire's Rahm the Pariah

 

Rhambo roams around the town takes orders from the Liar

and if you go against his will

he’ll light your funeral pyre

 

Pariah, Pariah they call Ramhbo Pariah

He crawls up through the shower drain enforcer of the messiah

butt naked he will thump your chest

that’s why he’s the Pariah

 

Pariah, Pariah they call Ramhbo Pariah

 

Pelosi rules the House that’s true while Harry's fate seems dire

but both will bow in deference to

the one known as Pariah

 

Pariah, Pariah they call Ramhbo Pariah

 

Now healthcare’s hanging by a thread despite the country’s ire

So Rambo’s sending out dead fish

to express his boss’s desire

 

Pariah, Pariah they call Rahmbo Pariah

That’s All Folks; La Lata-ta-ta-ta-tatta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah-ta-ta-tha-ta-ta-tha-ta-ta!

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      partisan patriot 

      8 years ago

      Thanks eovery....

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      eovery 

      8 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Neat song. I like it,

      Keep on hubbing!

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      partisan patriot 

      8 years ago

      Pop

      I'll ask Scotty for an evaluation at the bar later!

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      breakfastpop 

      8 years ago

      Dear Patriot,

      You haven't seen me dance!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      8 years ago

      greatAmerican

      Like they say Great minds think alike!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      8 years ago

      Thanks Pamela

      Think I may try a second career in the music field!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      8 years ago

      Pop

      Actually when Dick Clark played it on American Bandstand the couple that evaluated it said it was a great tune but hard to dance to

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      greatAmerican 

      8 years ago

      Not bad, Partisan, thanks for the dedication, Now anyone who has missed my version needs to go to my hub and check it out.

      I do believe Partisan and I agree on the content of these little parody's!

      Emanual, Obama, Alinsky, Wright, Ayres,, etc..

      What do you expect from that little boys club from Chicago!

      Not the biggest fan of GWB not a fan of McCain, but that billboard in Minn, got it right,, GWB "miss me yet"!

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      8 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Fantastic new songs with words so truth! Thumbs up!

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      breakfastpop 

      8 years ago

      I love it and I can dance to it while I make faces at Rahm in my imagination.

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