Things That the Queen Does That Will Shock You
Queen Elizabeth II, was conceived by King George VI and Queen Elizabeth, she was born in 1926 and became Queen at the age of 25. Queen Elizabeth II has reigned through more than five decades of enormous social change and development. Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh, fancied this royal mare and sought her hand in marriage. They got real busy later on and smashed out four children and eight grandchildren. The Queen as been admired by many persons around the world, what is most noticeable is her ever changing hat catalog, her well fitted commanding suites and her everlasting supply of gloves.
There are many things that we don't know about the Queen of England, or given the rightful title, the Boss of the World, "World Boss." People flock to see their queen and are so in shock and awe at everything that the queen does and says that even if she shouts "give me all your children and i will "de-blood them", everyone will simply clap. The royalty and prestige that is bestowed upon her makes us wonder if she is even human. Could it be possible, could the Queen really be extra terrestrial? Well, honestly i really don't think so, but i think the pedestal that government and people put her on makes it seems like she is above humans and as such not capable of doing some of the wacky or disgusting things that we do or has happened to us, well lets take some shocking look at some of the things the Queen does that will literally shock the bones out of you.
Excrete Waste and Clean Up
I am quite sure that the Queen likes to indulge in fine food. I am also certain that she does not have to venture too far to have this meal, as the Buckingham palace comes equipped with its own chefs and stocked pile with the best of the best quality of foods. Whether it be fruits, vegetables, pasta, meats or wine, you can be sure that the queen has had it all. Everyone is quite familiar with the process of digestion, but if for some reason you hid behind the bushes smoking pot when you were supposed to be in biology class here is a quick and basic synopsis: - Food is placed in the mouth, the food is chewed and swallowed, the food goes into your intestine where stomach acid breaks it down even further, all nutrients are absorbed by the body and then what is considered waste, moves to the bowels, then the body triggers the bowel to be emptied. This process does not end there, after the body triggers the bowel to be emptied, the person then visits the toilet and excretes the waste.
This is a normal bodily function and since the Queen is still considered human, i declare that the Queen must pass waste and as such must clean her own butt.
Picking Her Nose
This is no joking matter, Mucus sometimes gets lodged and dried up in our nasal passage and the brain then triggers a natural response by the human body. That response is simply the brain telling the hand to lift and insert one finger in the nose and begin picking. Sometimes we do it unnoticeable while at other times we are locked in our subconscious mind and subliminally beginning picking at our nose. With the flick of a wrist, dried mucus or some Jamaicans know it as "boogu", is flicked from the finger. Since picking the nose is natural in all humans, I declare that the Queen has picked her nose.
Hot Food Spit or Wind In Mouth
We all love a nice warm meal, some nice fried chicken and rice and kidney beans with some calla loo and a nice glass of beetroot juice. In all the years that have past, i am sure that this has happened to most if not all food eaters. Your food comes to you and you underestimate it's temperature. You are hungry and has become a food junkie and cannot wait to get your mouth chewing, you dip in your food and take a big input to your mouth and then surprised by how hot the food really is and have no choice but to spit it back out or try to what i call "Wind In" your mouth. "Wind in" is when hot food is in your mouth and you open your mouth and practice pregnant breathing delivery techniques, you breath in and out quickly through you mouth allowing you hot food to cool for chewing. I declare that the Queen has spat out hot food or has done the Wind In mouth technique.
Did you know that the Queen was human?
Tripped and Fell
No matter how suttle you are, you may even be walking on clouds. I am most certain that at one point in your life you have actually tripped and fell or nearly fell. There are so many obstacle that surround us on a daily basis that more people die from tripping and falling than being attacked by sharks. Tripping is another aspect of human anomalies that must happen as long as you are a vivid limb moving human being. You will trip, you can even be tripped by your own foot. Since tripping and falling is just another clumsy human attribute, I declare that the Queen has tripped and fell
Let it Rip
I am sure that this is one action that the Queen must do in order to ease herself. This is another natural bodily action that helps us to excrete gasses from our bowels. Flatulate means to expel intestinal gas through the anus. There is a saying some people use when excreting these natural gasses "Let one Rip". Since flatulating is a normal bodily function, I declare that the Queen has "Let one Rip"
So before you Place the Queen in categories like Zeus, remember that she is a simple human being just like you and i whom as the same bodily urges like us.