Top 5 Dumbest Things Vegans Say
The vegans are the most insufferable persons on the planet. They often lean towards science illiteracy, and logic? Yeah, don't bother. They've all got a terrible diet, unfit for humans, and so, the nutrient deficiencies they develop can cause them to be emotionally unstable.
Large portions of the vegan community are essentially violent left wing extremists, and many of them are also part of antifa domestic terror groups. These are not likeable people. They are often emotionally unstable, and mentally ill. The upshot to veganism is that most vegans recover from the cultish fad, and go on to live healthy lives, eating a diet fit for humans, but only if they cut and run before permanent damage is done.
Talking with a vegan can be maddening. Vegans are prone to making confounding statements which don't reflect the actual world we live in. For instance, if a vegan says they're going to "free the slaves," what they mean is they plan to vandalize some hard working farmer's property. While the list of asinine things a vegan may say is endless, I've thought about this subject a lot, and here are the five which annoy me the most.
1. "Meat is murder"
I start with the phrase we all know and hold dear, "meat is murder", because it is likely everyone has heard this phrase before. And yet all these murderers are not arrested for eating meat, or producing meat for sale at market. Why might that be, I wonder.
The only way language can work is for every specific word to have a specific definition. If you yell "snake!" every time a bunny rabbit hops by, we are not going to be friends. In fact, you won't have many friends, and people will begin to wonder if you aren't a special needs person.
Could it be that meat isn't murder, because the word "murder" has a definition which has nothing at all to do with eating a healthy diet, one which includes meat, and which the human body evolved specifically for? I suspect this is the case.
Oxford English Dictionary defines murder as killing a human being with malice. Because English is the language we speak here where vegans say "meat is murder," I can only conclude vegans are people who dropped out of elementary school.
If a vegan wanted to do less harm to animals, they'd stop buying vegetables shipped from thousands of miles away. Who even knows how many animals are killed in the harvesting of crops, then add to those the numbers killed in the production of petroleum fuels used to ship vegetables thousands of miles, and then add the animals killed by the trucks in transit.
Anyone with logical reasoning skills on a high school graduate level should be able to figure out how the best way to reduce total harm to animals would be to focus the diet on locally produced meat, such as cattle or pork. One slaughtered cow, and one slaughtered pig produce a huge amount of total meals. Then, were one to raise their own chickens, and grow their own gardens, there would then exist actual reduction in harm to animals the likes of which a vegan, were they honest, would only be able to dream of.
The vegan is not interested in least harm principles, as they claim to be. What the vegan is interested in is their violent far left wing extremism, and incessant virtue signals. There's almost nothing in the way of difference between the evangelical vegan and the antifa domestic terrorist. They are often both things at once.
2. "Veganism is about compassion for animals"
Ah vegan compassion, it is something legendary within the vegan community. In my more than five years of experience with trying to understand this veganism, and these vegans in the world, vegan compassion has shown me the common vegan hopes I die of bowel cancer, or heart attack, and that I lose my ability to have an erection before death, and the sooner it all happens, the better.
In fact, there is no such thing as vegan compassion for humans or for animals. When a vegan says they have compassion for animals, what they mean is they do not eat animals. Well, there are more animals I don't eat than I could possibly name. Let me give a couple of examples here. I don't eat coyotes. So I must have compassion for coyotes. I don't eat owls or rats either, so I've got compassion for owls and rats too, right?
So you see, vegan compassion is limited to not eating the animals which humans normally eat for food. This is to say, vegan compassion doesn't exist. It's just some crap vegans say, "veganism is about compassion for animals," which they use to presume to be morally superior to you. Then they wish you cancer and heart attacks, out of compassion, I guess.
3. "The future is vegan"
This is among the dumbest things vegans say. Vegans believe veganism is taking over the world, and their evidence for this is Burger King offering a toxic waste vegan burger. Or maybe it is Olive Garden this week, with a new vegan option on the menu. What that is, is businesses taking dollars from the suckers who call themselves vegans.
Facts are something vegans are typically very allergic to in much the same way vampires are allergic to garlic, sunlight, and wooden stakes through the heart. Economist reports meat eating is rising globally, and so is consumption of dairy. Who am I going to trust on this, people with nutrient deficient brains, incapable of using simple words correctly, or people who follow global trends in economics? It's a really tough choice for me.
Veganism isn't about saving animals. Veganism isn't about saving the environment. Veganism isn't even about having a healthier diet. Veganism is about one thing, and one thing alone -having a fake sense of self righteousness.
Every time a new person goes vegan, it lessens the value of every other vegan's self righteousness. It's like currency with inflation. If everyone went vegan, there would be nothing in the way of novelty about it, and this would destroy everything the individual vegans of today have worked for. I mean it would destroy their make believe righteousness, and using veganism to compensate for having nothing in the way of an original personality. Also, for every animal a vegan doesn't eat, I'm going to eat more meat.
The vegans, having nothing in the way of sound philosophy or scientific understanding chants "the future is vegan," or "the world is going vegan." It's something they chant over and over again, and the premise is, if repeated enough times, the very laws of the universe will bend to their weakened and nutrient deficient wills. Good luck with that, vegans.
4. "Meat eaters have been brainwashed into eating meat!"
Anthropology and evolutionary biology are actual sciences. You know what I'm saying here, gender studies isn't a science at all, but anthropology and evolutionary biology are. You can go to school for gender studies if you like. A great man once said a sucker is born every minute, and today's universities offer lots of options, in exchange for lots of sucker debt, for every neighborhood's idiot.
There is a consensus among anthropologists and evolutionary biologists that eating meat is one of the major things which caused our ancient ancestors to become human beings. The people who think evolutionary biology is wrong, and the earth is six thousand years old, those people have less than a three digit intelligence quotient, and so they're also likely to be vegan.
If you're not smart enough to see an allegory when it is right in front of you, then you're probably not smart enough to comment on the age of the planet. But let me tell you something here, when you die, it doesn't matter what your diet was, you'll be a dead omnivore. Why? Oh, it's only because you were born an omnivore.
Homo sapien is an opportunistic omnivore, prior to Homo sapien there existed a more primitive vegetarian sort of hominid. An opportunistic omnivore is an animal which will take every opportunity given to consume the very best possible foods. So veganism indicates a defective outlook on the world. The laws presented by Darwin tend to sort these things out, so there's no reason to worry much.
No one is brainwashed into eating meat. A human is born to eat meat. If anyone has evidence to show how someone is brainwashed into eating a healthy diet including meat, then I would love to see it. I'm not holding my breath, as there have been studies which show how when the vegan consumes alcohol, they often wind up with chicken nuggets in their mouths.
5. "Eating meat is bad for you"
Yeah, you know what? Last time I went to see a medical doctor, my doctor asked me If I was eating enough meat. So who am I to trust, some bulimic looking vegan woman on the internet who has finally mastered how to copy and paste, or my medical doctor? I'm going with the guy who has some education here.
Currently meat consumption is highest on Earth in Hong Kong, this correlates with a longest on the planet lifespan of eighty four years. Meat consumption in India is lowest among humans, and so is the life expectancy in India, sixty eight years. Correlation isn't causation, as there are a whole lot of factors involved in the health of the complex human body.
Hong Kong is ultra industrialized by capitalism, the prime mover in human improvements, and India is often a place where people don't even have access to, or desire to use modern sanitation. So besides living longer, eating meat correlates to high standards of living at the pinnacle of human development.
Most vegans I've seen use an old report put out by the WHO which stated over consumption of processed meats could increase a body's chances of getting various and sundry cancers. Vegan mentality is rather weak, and so the use of the word "world" in the WHO seems, to them, to mean the WHO is the ultimate authority of health on the planet.
This is not the case. Here in the United States, a citizen has never had a reason to recognize any globalist authority over anything involving our nation, or the health of its peoples. But let me be blunt, only a fool could have ever thought processed meat or any processed food was completely clean of carcinogens. But I'm wondering what vegans will say when they find out sunlight is also a carcinogen.
The sun, a yellow dwarf star, isn't very bright in comparison to other stars, it's rather insignificant in terms of the infinity of the universe, but nothing is of less significance than veganism, and the dumb things vegans say. Thanks for reading.
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