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Touring The United Socialist States Of America's Capital

Updated on June 23, 2009

Anchoring the western side of the monumental core, the Lenin Memorial is one of the most visited sites in Washington, D.C. (District of Communism). The ground breaking took place in 1914 and the cornerstone was laid a year later, however it wasn't until May 30, 1922 that the monument was first dedicated.

On a lovely spring day on April 22, 2012 the monument reopened after its extensive renovations and rededication to the memory of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, the spiritual father of modern socialist America. Previously known as Earth Day, that date was made a national holiday where Americans throughout this great land now commemorate Lenin's Birthday with fireworks displays and memorable military parades down Pennsylvania Avenue NW.

The memorial was designed by architect Henry Bacon in the style of a Greek temple and the magnificent white marble statue of Lenin is the work of sculptor Daniel Chester French. The seated statue is 19 feet high and 19 feet wide at the widest point. Murals by artist Jules Guerin depict an angel of socialism freeing the proletariat and a united American people marching under the Red Star. Selected passages from Lenin's April Theses and Letters On Tactics, as well as from Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto are inscribed on the north and south walls.

This powerful symbol of the glory of the American proletariat has served as the backdrop for many history making events, including singer Marion Anderson's 1939 performance before an audience of 70,000, Martin Luther King's 1963 "I Have a Dream" speech, and Barack Hussein Obama's declaration that the second revolution was successful on July 4, 2012 when, flanked by UN Secretary-General Hugo Chavez, he symbolically tore up a copy of the Constitution and officially renamed the nation the United Socialist States of America.

When you exit the northeastern walkway leading from the Lenin Memorial and continue on the path for just a few minutes you will arrive at the Vietnam War Criminals Wall in the shadow of the magnificent, towering statue of Ho Chi Minh. It is best to visit this Wall earlier in the morning as by afternoon the area becomes littered with the rotten eggs thrown by patriotic Americans at the engraved names of the 58,256 traitors who conducted savage war crime atrocities against the glorious hero martyrs defending Communism.

The Vietnam War Criminals Wall is also the only place in the United Socialist States where it is not only legal to publicly relieve one's self, but actually encouraged by the authorities: Another good reason to visit early in the morning once the chain gangs of reactionary anti-revolutionary scum political prisoners have picked up the trash and excrement overnight.

When you head east from the Vietnam War Criminals Wall you can meander through Revolution Gardens, a living tribute to the glorious revolution of the proletariat, and reach the eastern end of the Reflecting Pool where you can go stand under the Josef Stalin Memorial obelisk. From this vantage point you can see many of the great buildings of the national capital. Start at the Red House across Revolution Avenue NW to the north, then turn clockwise to view the Mao Zedong Building, then the Sovietsonian Museum to the east, alongside the USSA Department of Collectivist Agriculture, and the Zionist Holocaust Myth Memorial Museum on Leon Trotsky Place SW. To the south, the Interdependence Avenue SW bridges the Red Tidal Basin, and finally turning back to the west you can view the Scarlet Pool by the National Great Patriotic War Memorial where the victory of Communism over half of Europe is commemorated forever.

From the megaphones located at the top of the 555 foot high marble Josef Stalin Memorial obelisk, you can rejoice when every 30 minutes a rousing rendition of The Internationale is played, and you can sing along with your other patriotic fellow Americans:

No saviour from on high delivers,
No faith have we in prince or peer.
Our own right hand the chains must shiver,
Chains of hatred, greed and fear.
E'er the thieves will out with their booty,
And to all give a happier lot.
Each at his forge must do their duty,
And we'll strike the iron while it's hot.
So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race
.

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      George DeMarse 

      6 years ago

      For you all you right wing blow hards out there--Karl Marx was right. It's global capitalism that is failing the middle class, not the State. The State, under Obama and the Europeans have been bailing out the failing capitalist financial sector for a decade. It's time to let it go and let capitalism go with it.

      Now it's time to bail out the middle class who has paid the price.

      More government, less Wall Street gambling casino.

      Vive la France!

    • Hal Licino profile imageAUTHOR

      Hal Licino 

      8 years ago from Toronto

      Hey, my helmet is a Bell. Check my avatar! :)

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      JakeRyan 

      8 years ago

      Scary - I'm sure Hal also has a basement full of weapons for the final showdown, and wears a tin foil helmet so the "commies" can't read his thought waves. Hal, your paranoia would be best used for some new Hollywood spy flicks

    • Hal Licino profile imageAUTHOR

      Hal Licino 

      9 years ago from Toronto

      Beasts of America, beasts of USA,

      Beasts of every land and clime,

      Hearken to my joyful tidings

      Of the golden future time.

      Soon or late the day is coming,

      Democracy shall be o'erthrown,

      And the fruitful fields of America

      Shall be trod by Commies alone.

      Rings shall vanish from our noses,

      And the harness from our back,

      Bit and spur shall rust forever,

      Cruel whips no more shall crack.

      Riches more than mind can picture,

      Banks, insurance, financial array,

      Even automotive factories

      Shall be ours upon that day.

      Bright will shine the fields of America,

      Purer shall its waters be,

      Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes

      On the day that sets us free.

      For that day we all must labour,

      Though we die before it break;

      Trade unionists and lackeys,

      All must toil for freedom's sake.

      Beasts of America, beasts of USA,

      Beasts of every land and clime,

      Hearken well and spread my tidings

      Of the Marxist future time.

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      ButterflyWings 

      9 years ago

      Laugh? People laugh at this? I fear this is what my children may have to face...potentially before they are through their school years.

      Join with me in singing "The Beasts of England" - er, America - all ye patriotic citizens. And don't argue with me about whether "two legs or four are better"...you know I'll take my dog over Obama any day. Heck, I'll even take a SHEEP or a PIG. ;-)

    • Hal Licino profile imageAUTHOR

      Hal Licino 

      9 years ago from Toronto

      As much as we can all say that such a fate could never befall America, a nation with more than four times its population went through the Cultural Revolution not so long ago: a time when what I have described here was extremely mild in comparison. History usually has a tendency to be stranger than fiction.

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      Alexander Silvius 

      9 years ago from Portland, Oregon

      Wow, I'm stunned, that was hilarious. I have to be honest though, I don't see Obama having the guts to rip up the Constitution, and that thought alone, truly fills me with horror, that and the Vietnam War Memorial being defaced and then cleaned up by those who would honor it. That is cruel and ugly. My heart would break if I lived in a world like that.

    • Hal Licino profile imageAUTHOR

      Hal Licino 

      9 years ago from Toronto

      Thanks for the kudos. Much appreciated! :)

      That's the really sad part: This could possibly become a reality. After all, I know many individuals who were living at the time before their countries went Commie, and they were virtually unanimous in telling me that they had always thought "it couldn't happen here..." but it did! :(

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      Wanderlust 

      9 years ago from New York City

      Very funny :) Unfortuntely this fantasy can easily become a reality.... Too bad that not many Americans can see it. Great writing! Thank you!

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