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Truth is Created by Those that Lie Best

Updated on September 5, 2012
Truth and Lies
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Disclaimer: I do not plan on voting for Obama, and I prefer he win over Romney. I just can’t take part in voting for one of the two corporate controlled parties anymore, at least in the presidential race.

Republicans lies about Obama include he’s a Muslim that was not born in the U.S., and he’s racist. He’s also a socialist that hates America and wants to take away your guns. These lies and others are what makes up a large part of Romney’s presidential campaign. I urge the Obama camp to fight lie for lie with Romney.

Obama has already paid for ads about Romney’s time at Bain and Ryan’s plans to cut Social Security, but those are fact based advertisements that contain a slightly misleading spin. What Democrats need are outright lies to win the November elections.

1. Mitt Romney, as an open Mormon, will use his post as president to find more sister wives from the pool of White House interns.

2. Romney is a secret Mexican that will open the borders to more illegals if elected. He’ll be soft on illegals because his grandfather was born in Mexico. And, he’ll take a Mexican sister wife. Also, as a secret Mexican, he will open up the U.S. to Mexican drug cartels.

3. Romney will let foreign banks take over our Treasury Department as he has let them take his money. Since he has close ties to overseas banks, he will sell control of our banks to them, for he wants foreign bankers to run our nation.

4. Romney will put Bain capital in charge of the Commerce Department, sell off the department’s assets for profit, and then lay off all its workers to make money on the deal.

5. Romney will endorse forced vaginal ultrasounds for all women. A Romney White House will want to know if women are fertile or sexually active and arrest those active women that aren’t married.

6. Romney will overturn Roe v Wade and promote a bill that would force all white women to have babies before the age of 20 so we aren’t outbirthed by brownies.

7. Romney will put a Bible in every classroom in America and make the book of Mormon daily reading in all our schools.

8. Mitt Romney not only thinks corporations are people, he plans on nominating them to the Supreme Court. I can’t wait until Bain Capital decides on laws about their taxes, their campaign finances and regulations.

9. Romney said at a 2007 Republican debate, “To reduce black on black crime, get more moms and dads.” If elected, Romney will arrest all black children who don’t have a mom and a dad.

10. Romney would not only ban teachers unions, but he would have all teachers arrested for sedition. Then he would send them to Gitmo to be waterboarded, which is NOT torture, unless they name names.

11. So far, Romney supports abstinence only sex education programs. As president, he will ban the words vagina, penis, sperm, egg, fertilization, sex and other words relating to sex and promote denial only sex eduction which is based on the idea that sex doesn’t exist and teenagers don’t have it.

12. Mitt Romney wants to put a 2000 foot fence on the Mexican border. He also wants to put a fence around San Francisco, Greenwich Village and Provincetown to keep the gay out.

13. As a multimillionaire venture capitalist, Romney told us he knows what it’s like to worry about a pink slip. As President, Romney will ban all forms of pink: pink eye, Code Pink, the Pink Panther and the singer Pink.

15. Romney want to cut taxes for the wealthiest Americans. He also wants to give billionaires free stock transfers and free insider trading advice, free rides on Air Force One, free visits with him at Camp David, and free body massages with a happy ending.

16. When he was 19, Romney protested in favor of the Vietnam War and the draft. As president, Romney will take his sons to the Vietnam War memorial and bask in the glory of his protests that supported the deaths of 50,000 plus American soldiers while he avoided service.

17. Romney is “not concerned about the very poor.” Romney already has a contract with the Corrections Corporation of America to house all the poor in debtors prison and use them as cheap in-sourced labor when he becomes president.

18. Romney wants to privatize Social Security and Medicare. Romney also wants to privatize all city orchestras so they will play more John Phillip Sousa, Aaron Copland and consummate liar Ted Nugent.

It’s clear that you don’t need to lie about Romney’s record to paint him in a bad light, but the Democrats might want to lie like Republicans if they want to win back the White House and prove they are worthy of another term. After all, truth is created by those that lie best.

Tex Shelters


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    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Gore lost for many reasons. The biggest are that he was a terrible candidate, and that Republicans stole votes in Fla. Also, Gore didn't fight to win, he conceded without a fight. And, the only reason Nader was in the race is that Gore was a corporate dupe just like the Republicans. Other parties also got votes, so blame them. And also, you can blame the electoral college that gave the presidency to Bush. I respect you opinion, but you failed to mention the dozens of reasons Obama disappoints.


    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Yes, the moon colony IS hard to beat. Thanks for the reminder.


    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Ooops. As you can imagine, I added and cut and cut and didn't get the renumbering correct.



    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Thanks Wes. We certainly agree on the fundamental problems of these times.


    • cathylynn99 profile image


      6 years ago from northeastern US

      if you don't vote for obama and romney gets in, you will be complicit in increasing poverty and the implementation of many horrible romney ideas, unless of course, you live in a red or blue state, in which case, due to the outdated electoral college, your vote won't matter and i'll give you a pass. nader in 2000 said dems and republicans both bad and siphoned off 1% of the florida vote from the dems, causing bush to win. out of that, we got the iraq war, tax cuts for the rich, the unfunded mandate of no child left behind, and a burgeoning deficit.

    • Mr. Happy profile image

      Mr. Happy 

      6 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      "He also wants to put a fence around San Francisco, Greenwich Village and Provincetown to keep the gay out." - Haha!! That's pretty funny but I must say that nothing beats Gingritch's Moon colony. And that was not even made-up ...

      Fun read.


    • Bob Zermop profile image

      Bob Zermop 

      6 years ago from California, USA

      Hahahahahaha! Nothing to add, just wanted to say I thought it was hilarious.

    • fpherj48 profile image


      6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Tex....You are a certified lunatic...and I realize this just gives you a big head. You're welcome.

      # 13 and #15 rated the HUGE laugh out loud......Love it. I may have liked #14 too, but you skipped it!......or does that represent your VOTE this year? Missing. Up and too funny to even explain.

    • Wesman Todd Shaw profile image

      Wesman Todd Shaw 

      6 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      Well ya sold me, at long last. I'm not voting for either of those two party paradigm federal reserve whores either. :)


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