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US Crazy 'Americans'

Updated on July 18, 2013

A few hours ago I was commenting on a Fan Box blog post titled 'Junk Food Causes mental disorders.' My comment: Of course junk food causes mental disorders; look at US Americans, we invented the junk. We are here to show you what not to do. Talk about mental disorders.....

.......and thus this hub page was born.

You bet your ass, like a bad parent, Americans are here to show the rest of the world what not to do. How not to live. How not to treat your fellow man and woman. How not to control others. How not to raise your children. How not to school your children. How not to treat your farmers. How not to grow food. What not to eat and what you'll look like if you do. What not to drink and what will you look like and what you will act like if you do. What not to smoke. What laws not to make. How not to govern people. How not to invade other countries. How not to start wars and how not to be a bully. And if we haven't ruined your life yet, listen to our doctors and take our synthetic drugs that kill thousands of people a year.

Yes, from sea to shining sea, we are the testament to the world and chuck full of examples that were a huge mistake. But hopefully others in the world will learn from our mistakes, certainly we sure don't. We Americans are here to show the world what exactly 'insane' really means. Look at us, we repeat the same mistakes over and over but expect a different outcome. That's the definition of insane. But leave it up to the USA; we wont correct our insane activities one bit, no, we'll just change the meaning of that 'heartless word' and go on our merry way, business as usual. It matters to us HOW we say something, not WHAT we have said, that is important.

We are the bad parent to the world. Do what we say, not what we do. Our ego is such we'll tell other countries how to live, how to spend money, how to govern, what wars to be in, what people to hate, and what religion is appropriate, and we can't even handle our own problems. We don't work to end our financial problems and our debt, we just raise the 'debt ceiling' .... twice! We don't vote for the person who is able to really change our troubles, we vote for the person who is young, looks good, nice smile, full head of hair, goes to church every Sunday and holds the most babies after their speeches. For these people that run for office, creating jobs means creating government jobs, not normal jobs. And it's the normal jobs that the people can profit the most from. The kind of jobs this country was founded on.

More government jobs so we need more government and less of thinking for ourselves. More 'big pharma' synthetic drugs and less thinking for ourselves so we continue to use the drugs instead of getting well with homeopathic medicine. More spending money that we don't have, just print more. More of the American way as if the American way didn't get this way by being the American way in the first place. This is the insanity. The home of the free and the brave has morphed into a myth. As if it wasn't one. Should be called the cuckoo's nest.

Are We NUTs !

....we must be:

~The punishment for oral sex in the Oval Office with an intern???
You become a respected elder Statesman!!

The punishment for stomping on an American Flag (Lil Wayne) while spewing hate filled lyrics during a Hip Hop performance...
Aw..he really didn't mean it!!

The punishment for sitting in a Church where your Pastor shouts out from the pulpit, "God Damn America??"
You become President of the United States!!!!

The punishment for showing your puny chest and gherkin-size penis on a Congressional Web Site???
You get to run for Mayor of New York!!!!!

And, the punishment for cavorting with prostitutes on a taxpayer-funded trip while Governor of New York (Eliot Spitzer),
You wind up as a political analyst on CNN!!!

BUT. The punishment for Celebrity Chef, Paula Deen, who admitted using the dreaded "N" word in private conversations years ago.
An instantaneous termination by the Food Network plus media-wide public scorn and a complete destruction of her earning capability in the future.

Are we Nuts???! Have we lost the ability to distinguish right from wrong !??


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      Greg S. 

      23 months ago

      I am a republican and I in no way a racest. It was the republican minded people, those who believed in the Holy Bible, who fought to stop racism and stop slavery. But everywhere I look on Pinterest I see historical articles and sites that make all European people out to be the cause of these atrocities. I am not. My family didn't come to America until the early 1900s. Please credit those who were on the side of the down troddin like Levi Coffin and many others.

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      6 years ago

      Black skin would be like a body guard for the white man. I think the white man should use black skin as a shield in society. No one would mess with you if you were black trust me.

    • johnwindbell profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      We haven't questioned authority enough. Or at least as much as we are now, thanks to Obama.

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      6 years ago

      Good article. I think you hit the nail right on the thumb! Ironically, the American people, most of them -- are decent people. So why is our society so messed up?

    • johnwindbell profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      Hey max, thanks for coming by. Ya sound like a free thinker, bless you. And aware of the Illumi-naughty. are you. Welcome to the shift, and out of the Matrix. See ya !~

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      6 years ago

      9/11 was a inside job Infowars . COM

    • johnwindbell profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      I tiff, thanks, and blessings to yourself. Keep your own council, love, there's a lot of craziness out there in TV land.

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      tiffany delite 

      6 years ago from united states

      thank you for this hub...funny how the "little details" get lost in history, huh? thanks again...blessings!

    • johnwindbell profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      Thank you much, nemanjaboskov, for yo comment and the scroll by. Hope I turned you on.

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      Nemanja Boškov 

      6 years ago from Serbia

      John, first of all thanks for the follow.

      I came here to reciprocate and I can say that I have really enjoyed the first hub I read from you.

      Will be back for more as soon as I have some more time.

      All the best,


    • johnwindbell profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      Hi Shyron, nice of you to stop by.

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      Shyron E Shenko 

      6 years ago from Texas

      Great hub John. will read more of you hubs as time permitts.

    • johnwindbell profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      We got lazy and cared for. When the TV took the place of the fireplace, that's when our entertainment took over our lives. Then the Matrix kicked in. Now we are no better than cattle......most of us.

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      Zulma Burgos-Dudgeon 

      6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Nicely stated. It seems the spirit of independence and freedom that was once the cornerstone of America has eroded to a dangerously low level. The country was off to such a great start. It was a shining example of how government should be. What happened?

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      6 years ago from - the land of beards and buggies

      Thanks for stopping by and voting, weestro. Have a nice 4th. Independence Day .....right. US wouldn't know independence if it bit us on the ass, and most of us don't really want it anyway, now do we. If we did Ron Paul would have taken over. Now we got two 'dicks' to choose from, with the only difference being skin color and religion.

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      Pete Fanning 

      6 years ago from Virginia

      God bless the USA and no one else! Great points here john, enjoyed it. Voted up and awesome!

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      William Benner 

      7 years ago from Savannah GA.

      And all that we did not do right will come back and bite us on the ass some day...And that someday could be any day now! With our "Problem children" nuclear weapons, pollution, and a assortment of chemicals who is to say which one of these will be our demise?


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