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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FLUSH THE TOILET

Updated on June 28, 2015
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With a scant few days leading up to July 4th, it is possible other striking events may overshadow this momentous day in which the nation celebrates its independence.

The most glaring seems to be the exuberant explosion concerning the Supreme Courts decision on same-sex marriage. Parades, jubilation, hugging and kissing and more are on display across the land, and overseas too.

Adding a little mystery to the NY gay parade was a black flag being flown overhead. I imagine CNN ' s reporting went sorta like this. Look, Jane, look! They are flying an Isis flag. Oh wait, that's just a black flag covered with dildos and butt plugs. Silly girl! (Does anyone know what a butt plug looks like?)

Hearing the court’s decision, Obama said, "It's a victory for America."

Do you wonder if all those Muslim Brotherhood fellows that the president employs have made him crazy? It was in 2008 that he said: "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage." Mr. President, some Muslims throw homosexuals off buildings or crucify them, so which is it?

The president's wife explained everything when she said, "Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices; we are going to have to change our conversation; we're going to have to change our traditions, our history; we're going to have to move into a different place as a nation."

We are madam. We are moving right into the toilet.

The most horrendous act of the week was Isis's putting innocents into a cage and lowering them into a body of water and filming their drowning. Did anyone hear Obama's response to that?

Here's a hopeful note for humanity that surely will promote equality. New York is proposing legislation to make public bathrooms boy/girl. That’s good isn't it?

Honestly, as a girl growing up with two brothers, I've never seen a man standing at a urinal, peeing, AND I DON'T WANT TO. New York Comptroller Scott Stringer says, “It’s time to help individuals who identify as transgender to use the bathroom without fear of consequence.” Hmm, I wonder what impact that will have on restaurants if they are forced to stick urinals in the women's room? Oh well, another business hits the dust.

Poland pro-abortion feminists had a huge event this week. A drone from Germany carrying precious abortion pills flew to their eager hands. Those nasty pro-life people tried to spoil the fun. They were there handing out plastic fetuses. Those pro lifer types are always trying to interfere with a woman’s right to off her baby.

Here's an earth-shaking event that got gobs of airtime. After a few days of absolute hysteria, that nasty Confederate flag has been ripped from the flagpole, banned from products, censored and kicked out of large retail establishments. You can't buy it anymore, but don't fret, you can still buy Nazi flags and Che Guevara Tee shirts. You know Che, the mass murderer. Now that dude was down for the struggle. That's progress. That's America.

Will someone please flush the toilet?

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      Old Poolman 

      3 years ago

      Wow, talk about a blast from the past. This is the first hub I have seen from you in over a year.

      My guess is "We ain't seen nothing yet" compared to what will happen in the near future. The inmates are now running the assylum and their new laws and rules only make sense to those who are as crazy as they are.

      But then I am old-fashioned. I still like public bathrooms clearly labled men/women. I don't even like those who have cute little pictures one has to decipher to know which one to use.

      But now that our Supreme Court has been completely transformed to the liberal left we will be seeing many more decisions that make no sense at all to anyone but other far-left liberals.

      We are not far from the day when some group will find flying the American Flag to be offensive to their beliefs and it too will be banned from public display. It will no doubt be replaced by the white flag of surrender because that is exactly what we are doing.

      The dumbing-down of America has been successful and many of our future voters can't even name the first President of this country or the current Vice President. As long as they get their "free stuff" life is good as far as they are concerned. Our Constitution is pretty much gone, and now that our Supreme Court views their role as making and changing laws, the Constitution will never be followed again.

      I'm just glad that I was lucky enough to live through the times when we enjoyed the best years this country had to offer. I'm also glad I probably won't live long enough to see the total destruction that is bound to happen.

      I hope those that are dedicated to changing everything about America that made her great live long enough to see what they have done.

      Great to see you on here again Lizzee.

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