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Weiner To Run For President!

Updated on June 14, 2011

In a most unusual move, Anthony (Little Boy) Weiner has announced his entry into the Presidential race of 2012. The announcement came from a Weiner spokeswoman (did you expect a man?), from his hiding place where he is seeking treatment for his narcissistic personality disorder and sexual deviancy.

In a surprise move, he also disclosed in his announcement that Eric Holder, the US Attorney General will be his Vice Presidential running mate. Isn't that special! The "Do Nothing" Party will have two liars on the same ticket at once?

What a campaign button that will muster up!

WEINER - HOLDER FOR PRESIDENT!

This announcement is expected to send Oscar Mayer stock through the stratosphere. Please stay tuned for further details. The Whine House has so far been mum on the issue saying, "Obama wouldn't touch that wiener with a 10 foot pole."

The announcement took Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton by surprise.

Here's The Crowd He Is Hiding Out With!

The Whining Weiner obviously cannot be reached for comment. His wife is seeking treatment for being dumb enough to marry the schmo in the first place and is being consoled by Hillary, as she has faced much worse than this.

As Always,

The Frog

PS - For you sensitive liberals out there, this is under the "Political Humor" category.

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      Steve Orion 5 years ago from Tampa, Florida

      lol I thought this was rather funny, in spite of being a "sensitive liberal." rated up, thanks for the laugh =)

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      @Stu-

      LOLLOLLOLLOLOLOaaaLOL-haaaaa

      TH

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      PW - I heard he "Obama'ed" in his diaper.

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      Prairie Wind 6 years ago

      Ginger Lee must have really gotten Weiner excited enough to do an Obama, while having his Godfather, Chucky Schumer overlooking him, to announce a run for the Presidency. Sounds like Obama really established an example for Weinie to follow?

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      tony0724 6 years ago from san diego calif

      Froggy rated up because I just laughed my a** off at the opening paragraph ! And Weiner Holder would definitely be a collectible !

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Harvey, the danger is that Weiner could get excited by the Weiner Holder. Then you'd need to get a Weiner cleaner, but I've discussed it with his his wife, and between her, the Weiner cleaner is just a dreamer; nothing on the market so no redeemer. If she's making this up we'll have to ream'er. But if she's being straight we'll go and Queen'er.

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      Harvey Stelman 6 years ago from Illinois

      Froggy, Weiner-Holder says it all, take bite out of that! I still like my name plate.... A WEINER.

      If it fits ....... I won't say it. Sponsored by "THE SIT DOWN TOYS OF AMERICA. H

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Tom,

      Weiner is as weiner does. When you consider Weiner's weiner, even if you haven't seen'er, you have to keep your demeanor, or you'll be seen as meaner. So stay cleaner, and if his his wife gets involved, don't get between'er. Remember that being a good gleaner of any deemer in regard to Weiner's weiner, we must be redeemers of good faith efforts to remain leaner in our search to be upright, appear as gleamers, and if we are smeared, be ready to cream'er.

      Stu

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      Stu,

      when you mention weinner- it also could mean the congressman too- 8snicker* or a hot dog- moldy banana ???

      th

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      This whole thing is amazing. I don't think I've ever made so many comments about a guy's dick before. The problem is I can't stop. And I don't even want help. I like being controlled by this. It's pure massochism. And I love it. Thank God he's not he's not a con (I'd figure out some way to excuse it, and all my fun would end).

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      Frog quite allot of farcing here- I knew i smelled something funny-*snicker*

      TH

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      suejanet 6 years ago

      Hilarious. This would be the ultimate farce.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      YW Amy, hope they help. Stu

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - You aren't so bad yourself. I admire smart women. I was raised by one!

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Well, since you put it that way, Frog Prince, and I can tell you are one smart cookie, I think you gave me good advice. Thank you

      Stu, thank you, too. I'll look up your suggestions.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Patsy - I'm being Weineresque! LMAO

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      Pat Potts 6 years ago

      LOL Enjoyed the article and reading all the comments. Thanks for sharing.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Wow, such invective. At least I'm taking the high road. :)

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Lizzee - I think I'd rather be an Oscar Mayer wiener than jump into a hornet's nest like that!!!

      Though I have the theme song for his campaign.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3iyxHIeLcs

      b. malin - The campaign slogan could be "You Can't Beat Our Meat!"

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      I LOVED your "Fairy Tale" Froggy, And the Video is Hysterical! Weiner, will be in Great Company. with that crowd..Maybe they could take the Show on the road...And go on the Jerry Springer Show. And Weiner and Holder a ticket ANYONE can BEAT should be their Motto!

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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Frog, would you consider being campaign manager for Weiner if we could get someone to nominate him? I don't want him to go away. We could have really cool shaped Weiner pins, flags, signs, a weiner bus, and I would be happy to donate my artistic weiner skills for the designs.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Hi Amy,

      You can get a good biography of her at Wikipedia. You'll see by her accomplishments she is no dummy.

      You might also read some of her books, like Going Rogue.

      I think if you get to see her actual accomplishments, and original writing, you'll see there's alot of substance to Palin. Also, check out some of her speeches on YouTube; she really shines in this format.

      Stu

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - Swear off the Lame Stream Media coverage of anything. Just some sound advice from a Prince to a Princess.

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I don't know her personally, of course, Stu. If your assessment is correct, it's unfortunate that she has a deficit that makes getting her point across so misconstrued, sometimes, downright offensive. All I have to go by is what I see during televised interviews or media events, as with any other politician. My gut was right on John Edwards long before the media's revelation. I will concede, especially since your response was so kind, to not really "knowing" much about her. The media skews things to their agenda. I do know that much. Any suggested unbiased reading?

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Amy,

      You're reading Sarah all wrong. She is no bubblehead. She is brilliant at writing and delivering scripted speeches. Where she fails is in interviews. She gets defensive and speaks from the gut, instead of using logic. She needs alot of coaching in this area. Palin is absolutely no dimwit. She just seems that way if you catch her in interviews, especially hostile ones.

      Stu

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Stu - In my "Your Week In Review" I published the link to Revere's letter to Belknap. As I said, Palin knows her American history. It's right here for The Doubting Thomas's of the world.

      https://hubpages.com/politics/Your-Week-In-Review

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Frog,

      Right on about Sarah. I checked the facts and she was right. And the MSM had time to research before they reported. I suspect no retraction or apology was forthcoming?

      Stu

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Amy,

      Don't say such things about Sarah. No matter what she said, only Weiner's weiner wilted.

      Stu

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      partisan patriot - Good to see you. I love your wit too!

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      partisan patriot 6 years ago

      Oh they wish to be rid of that Congressman named Weiner

      Who’s stealing all the thunder from their ads

      While they’re busy pushing Grandma off the cliff now

      Weiner’s busy sexing from his pad

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Frog,

      Goes both ways. Not only were some bills rushed through, but others weren't read even though there was excess time. Remember all the flack about AZ SB 1070? All the federal pol's who were criticizing it said they didn't have time to read it. I pulled up the full text on the web. It was very simply worded (no legalese), and it took me only five minutes to read it and understand it. Alot of these guys who "didn't have time to read it" were lawyers, and I'm not. So,

      (1) Why couldn't they read it (only ten pages of very simple text)?

      (2) How could they be raging against something they didn't read?

      Houston, we have a problem...

      Stu

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Stu - A runny wiener? That's one of the symptoms.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Sheri,

      I don't think Weiner should take a run, unless he has a prescription for Ditropan. The Oval Office carpet is very expensive.

      Stu

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      dahoglund,

      Is that a promise?

      Stu

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I respectfully disagree on Palin's brain power, Frog Prince. Somewhere in that bubblehead is buried some gray matter, as I think she has exhibited some level of sophistication with strategizing, but she ranks "nil" on communication skills. And, come to think of it, as far as strategies, I imagine she's coached, because on her own she has bungled some no-brainer's regarding tact and appropriate responses. She's taken some opportunities for advantage and missed them altogether. Since it seems politics today has a propensity of dismissing through labels, I'm following suit and feel free to file her in the dimwit category.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - Sarah is an attractive woman. Not sure I classify her as "hot" though. I am fascinated by her mind myself. She's a smart cookie. The Paul Revere ride she talked about was historically accurate as proven by Revere's letter to Jeremy Belknap in 1798. She had the LSM chomping at the bit since they relied on Longfellow's version. Longfellow was a poet, not a historian. Palin has forgotten more about history than the bozo's chasing her bus ever learned.

      What amused me is the liberals falling into the trap and believing the LSM. There's a sucker born every minute.

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Tom, and they ain't alone. All the comments I heard at work, when I still had a job, regarding Palin, were about how "hot" she is. First and foremost when a penis runs the show. Then, she ran her mouth and everything wilted.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - The reality of them is the scary part in all of this. I went ahead and posted the video above in the Hub.

      tom - Strange disease. It seems that something was lost in the class about anatomy and which body part should do the thinking.

      Stu - You know that this past Congress had numerous bills that the legislators weren't given time to read. Was it intentional? Just sign the blank check right here and everything is gonna be just fine time, trust us. I don't at this point.

      dahoglund - Hopefully they don't cause the nation's destruction before they meet their own destruction.

      Sherri - Narcissism is a mental disorder. I'm about to put something together concerning the subject.

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      SheriSapp 6 years ago from West Virginia

      Frog,

      I appreciated the good laugh you gave me here. If the POTUS were currently a republican, I bet Weiner may consider a run since he is such a narcissist!! I wonder how they treat you for being a twisted pervert? If it works, maybe we can send the peodphiles there for help too and let them all out of prison....NOT!

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      Don A. Hoglund 6 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      Sooner or later these people will self destruct.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Frog - BOLO - Nan missing from video. Must have escaped. Approach with extreme caution. Inmate believed to be armed with 3,000 page bill you must sign without reading it. ---End of Transmission---

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      AMY- Shame on you *giggle* these "men" have a disease-

      "dickoverbrainerusenit'

      TH

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      A conglomerate of a circus act that if it wasn't today's reality, it would be too unbelievable to be as funny as it is. I especially enjoyed seein' that "winkin', sneakin'" John Edwards in the group of dysfunctional liars.

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahaa

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      tom - I got a sneak peek at the facility is hiding out in. Quite a crowd I must say. Take a look see. He'll fit right in.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJrBhtnQ42U

      The Frog

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      Frog- I think you strtedsomething big props to stu and ghostie too.

      TH

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - I think you nailed it Darlin: "I wouldn't trade places with any one of the thieving, sniveling losers."

      Stu - ROTFLMAO! BINGO!

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Hey Amy, Frog,

      Boehner has good news coming. He doesn't have to worry about his boner any more. Tony took a trip to Big Sky Country to team up with his buddy from the Senate, and they developed a breakthrough medical device to keep Boehner's boner in prime operating condition: the Weiner Tester! So hold onto that Kleenex stock (but don't buy any more right now, as you are in possession of insider information).

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Yeah, I reached the year anniversary of my layoff this month. At least the Weiner roast has provided some comedic relief! Between the whiners and the weiners, no matter their monetary wealth, I wouldn't trade places with any one of the thieving, sniveling losers. Eventually, the world sees them for who they are and they end up...laughingstocks or despised.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - We're takin' a shellacking woman!!! Not as bad as the one Obama took in November 2010. My shellac stock soared through the roof that day. LMBO

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      I understand. The anti-nausea meds he necessitates also dropped in stock value.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Amy - I'm glad he was laughing instead of crying but my Kleenex stock lost 20% in one day.

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      Amy Becherer 6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Yeah, even Boehner, at a Commencement speech the other day, got on the bandwagon, mentioning to graduates the importance in a name. He went on to say his name has been mispronounced as "boner", but at least he's glad its not "Weiner". For a nice change of pace, he was laughing instead of crying.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Good idea. Boehner has been hoarding the world supply of Kleenex. Crying liberals could drown in their own tears and their families might sue Sarah Palin, starving her of campaign funds. You may have altered history.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Stu - I had to go to a political meeting last night so this morning I added the PS just so the liberals in life, the few that there are, won't go whining about this humor.

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Weiner Guy too!!!

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Hey - you just came up with another one - Weiner Roll!!!

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      You guys are on a roll I see!!!

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Weiner - Dingell

      Weiner - Patman

      Weiner - Price

      Obey - Weiner

      Weiner - Frye

      Rangel - Weiner

      Weiner - Pepper

      Weiner - Reed

      Weiner - Cochran

      Stark - Weiner

      Weiner - Sheppard

      Long - Weiner

      Weiner - Miller

      Weiner - Crosser

      Weiner - Lodge

      Weiner - Smith

      Regula - Weiner

      Weiner - Byrd

      Weiner - Celler

      Weiner - Sabath

      Weiner - Cannon

      Young - Weiner

      Weiner - Mills

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      Ghost32 6 years ago

      Seems like Weiner-Holder would be a great ticket, as are others listed in the Comments. There's no end to the possibilities, though--lots of great Senators who'd be happy to run as V.P. He could have:

      Weiner-Sessions.

      Weiner-Akaka (in case Weiner-Brown didn't work out).

      Weiner-Crapo (duh).

      Weiner-Blunt.

      Weiner-Corker.

      Weiner-Hatch.

      For starters. Man, this guy really needs to run!

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      Stu From VT 6 years ago

      Yeah, as soon as Tricky Dicky gets a spot in the Capital Rotunda. I think Tony has sabotaged any chances of being presidential timber. Maybe he can be Oblabber's Porn Czar.

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      Frog,

      M is right its quite the hoot... haha i like it yes frog i always like the hooters -

      Ha 9 naughty0 loL

      HAHAHA

      TH

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      Maria Jordan 6 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Oh my heavens, this is a naughty little hub and I am loving it, with all of its innuenDOS and DON'TS...!

      I believe that IF my last name were WEINER, and I were running for political office, I would be bright enough to keep my reputation and my private parts SQUEAKY CLEAN, but that's just me??

      This was a hoot-- Voted UP & FA--thanks, mar!

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      tom hellert 6 years ago from home

      Frog i thing a fellow nyer Letty little should head the ticket...or congressman Robert smalls- weinner ticket'

      Billy Long- Weiner ticket. Sherrod brown Wienner ticket...or a cross the aisle Weiner Bush ticket....

      TH

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      drbj and sherry 6 years ago from south Florida

      Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah! Absolutely perfectly funny, Frog. A Weiner - Holder ticket would be, shall I say, stimulating?

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      Carol 6 years ago from Michigan

      Well done Frogie and a great laugh!

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      Naomi's Banner 6 years ago from United States

      Certifiably crazy that what this is....love your sense of humor Froggie.

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      Harlan Colt 6 years ago from the Rocky Mountains

      Now if they'd just make Gary Johnson Secretary of State...

      Too funny...

      - Harlan

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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      I needed a laugh and I love the ticket. Weiner-Holder! Up and very funny!

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      Old Poolman 6 years ago

      This was hilarious, thanks for my afternoon laugh.