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Weiner To Run For President!
In a most unusual move, Anthony (Little Boy) Weiner has announced his entry into the Presidential race of 2012. The announcement came from a Weiner spokeswoman (did you expect a man?), from his hiding place where he is seeking treatment for his narcissistic personality disorder and sexual deviancy.
In a surprise move, he also disclosed in his announcement that Eric Holder, the US Attorney General will be his Vice Presidential running mate. Isn't that special! The "Do Nothing" Party will have two liars on the same ticket at once?
What a campaign button that will muster up!
WEINER - HOLDER FOR PRESIDENT!
This announcement is expected to send Oscar Mayer stock through the stratosphere. Please stay tuned for further details. The Whine House has so far been mum on the issue saying, "Obama wouldn't touch that wiener with a 10 foot pole."
The announcement took Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton by surprise.
Here's The Crowd He Is Hiding Out With!
The Whining Weiner obviously cannot be reached for comment. His wife is seeking treatment for being dumb enough to marry the schmo in the first place and is being consoled by Hillary, as she has faced much worse than this.
PS - For you sensitive liberals out there, this is under the "Political Humor" category.