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What Does The Future Hold For Sarah Palin?

Updated on December 4, 2011

President Obama has settled into the White House and Senator McCain is back in Arizona doing whatever it is that old folks do in Arizona (sleep?... golf?... fall sleep while playing golf?)

But what lies ahead for Mrs. Palin? Where could her vast set of skills be put to best use? Below are some suggestions for her consideration. I'm not sure if they get the internet in Alaska, so if you happen to be up north and see her, feel free to pass along these friendly occupational suggestions...

1) Model.
This is an obvious next step for this arctic hottie.
What would be better than to see Sarah lying on a bear skin rug made from a bear that she actually killed and skinned her self!?

2) NHL Referee.
This hockey mom can stay close to the sport she loves, while at the same time succeed in obtaining a position of authority in another male-dominated field.

3) Paris Hilton's new BFF
With similar I.Q. levels, these two are girls are made for each other. Maybe they can open up a bed and breakfast in Fairbanks? The hotel business runs deep in Paris' bloodlines.. and Sarah can use her 'executive experience' to assure that the pillows have the proper number of mints.

4) Author.
Sarah would be wise to pen her autobiography while all the events of the past few months are fresh in her mind. She could offer great insight into the inner workings of a national political campaign, and share her tips on how to keep one's chest in place while walking the runway during the swimsuit portion of a beauty pageant.

5) Ultimate Fighter
Get a cage, insert Sarah, add Condoleezza Rice, and then throw in an ill-mannered tiger. Let see which cougar survives the match!

Washington.. Lincoln... and Now Palin....

Tina Fey and Sarah Palin...


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    • mysterylady 89 profile image

      mysterylady 89 7 years ago from Florida

      I love the humor! I still cannot believe she was a candidate for V.P.

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      Paul Swendson 7 years ago

      Numbers 2-4 are probably beyond her intellectual capacity.

    • RFox profile image

      RFox 7 years ago your writing.

    • Daniel J. Neumann profile image

      Daniel J. Neumann 7 years ago from Harrisburg, Pa

      Sarah Palin is like a gift to Obama. She's like a hott Glenn Beck.

      I feel like our American drama is quite literally a play sometimes.

      What took Palin so doggone long?


      Thanks for this,


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      mrpopo 7 years ago from Canada

      Why not all of the above? She's probably done at least 2 out of 5 of those options...

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      katiem2 7 years ago from I'm outta here

      It will be very interesting to see how this plays out... Great review of Sarah Palin. Thanks and Peace :)

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      Doug Hughes 7 years ago from Tampa

      If she decides to go into porn, I have dreams about Sarah in a 1-0n-1 with Ann Coulter.

    • K Partin profile image

      K Partin 7 years ago from Garden City, Michigan

      Maybe she could get a job on SNL, impersonating Tina Fey?? Great hub, thanks for the share. K.

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      RecoverToday 8 years ago from United States

      I vote for number (4): Author, which she's already done. She definitely has a voice and a style.

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      Paul Callaghan 8 years ago from Paraparaumu, New Zealand

      You ought to tell Ghost32 about some of your suggestions here, I'm sure he'd be very appreciative

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      Shadesbreath 8 years ago from California

      I like option number 3. I imagine we could get some sweet videos out of them during the off season. :D

    • Ralph Deeds profile image

      Ralph Deeds 8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      Ha! She might make it doing TV toothpaste commercials.