When is Straight White Man’s History Month?
Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, a wolf in pink sheep’s wool, decided to celebrate gays in the military on June 15th as part of gay pride month. Panetta felt he had to erect a flagpole for them and celebrate their “contribution” to the military. Gays should stick to the Tony Awards and design shows if they want to celebrate their contributions to something.
Gays are only 3% of the military, but Panetta wants to celebrate. Well, where’s left-handed appreciation day? They’re 10% of the population! I say all us Whites join a group that celebrates White pride and take a stance against attacks we have been under ever since Lincoln freed the slaves and Truman desegregated the military.
Moonbattery online states that Panetta is promoting a perverted pride celebration that is a “triumph of depravity.” And this type of celebration leads to gay marriage, bestiality and Republican pedophilia (it’s all the gays’ fault). Moonbattery also comes to a baseless but useful conclusion, “These advocacy groups will ensure that homosexuals receive the special privileges enjoyed by other officially favored groups. They will be first in line for promotion and last to receive discipline — or there will be legal repercussions.” Yes, homosexuals will now receive special treatment, like not being stripped of rank, removed from duty, or be beaten or killed for being gay in the military. Remember that when we White straight men get treated well, it’s the natural course of things. When gays get treated equally, we all know it’s “special treatment.”
Elaine Donnelly, President of the Center for Military Readiness (a non-governmental organization), has condemned Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta's promotion of the department's first-ever gay pride celebration. With regards to gays in the military, Donnelly says, “…the LGBT activist groups know exactly how to intimidate other people, make other people feel they are not welcome, their views are not welcome, and name calling occurs quite a bit.” Yes, it’s the homosexuals that are intimidating people because, “Homosexuals are far more likely than any other minority group in the United States to be victimized by violent hate crime.” Homosexuals are really intimidating others when they are being intimidated or attacked. I really feel for all those straight kids being bullied by gangs of gays in their high schools and in shopping malls. Gay intimidation is the largest growing type of gang violence inside of homophobes' minds.
Liberals will tell you that they have gays in the military in Canada, Great Britain, Israel, Germany and Sweden, and things work well. First, that’s not true because it contradicts my bigoted stereotype of gays. Also, Canada and Britain are gay, so they don’t count. Israel is too busy looking in Palestinians' trousers for pipe bombs to care who’s gay. Germany has the gay troops wear lederhosen so they can be easily spotted and punished. And who knew Sweden even had a military?
Gays don't deserve to be happy and have the special privileges reserved for heterosexuals. Only straight men in japanese bath houses deserve happy endings because they are not perverts like gays. And no men should be in the military if they don’t deserve happy endings.
Judge not lest you be judged? Well I’m judging biotches, so sit your pretty asses down and shut up. Oh, snap!
Please let’s stop celebrating gays and minorities and lets get back to a time when every day was straight White day and no one else mattered.