Who's Who in Politics
Brown is n the Kitchen
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Sunday, January 20, 2019. Our fun loving friend, Brown Beetle, is at the stove preparing Eggs and Hash Browns for our enjoyment. I am mixing up a batch of Bloody Marys to add to the fun. Brown is in the mood to play a game. He'll give us clues about people in the news, and we get to guess who he is talking about. If you are hungry and in the mood to play, come over as soon as you can. I'll leave the door open.
Who Is She?
Thanks so much for joining Pop and me this morning. Let's begin the fun. The person I am thinking of is new to the political scene. She has set the world on fire by proving that it is entirely possible to get elected to Congress despite knowing absolutely nothing about anything. She has opened the door for others just like her to follow in her footsteps. Her path to success began with a lie or two. She portrayed herself as a poor girl form the Bronx. Actually, she grew up in an affluent suburb and attended a very ritzy private school. Her success there got her into Boston University. She graduated with a degree in economics, despite not knowing a thing about the subject. She sports very expensive clothing, and claims she can because she is a good shopper. Facts don't mean a thing to her. That is a very convenient position to take, because she is not in possession of any facts. She is proud to tell the world that only feelings count. She loves to call the president names. She claims President Trump is a racist. She accused him of "manufacturing crises like immigrants seeking legal refuge at our border." She has embraced Socialism. I suppose that her stance is understandable given the fact that she hasn't a clue what it is. I guess she was looking for a niche to get her elected, and she found Socialism. She thinks that a 70 percent tax rate on the rich is fair. I predict she will be a rich source of misinformation and stupidity over the course of her tenure. By the way she is now sitting on the House Banking Committee. Adding insult to injury is the fact that Maxine Waters is the chairman. I suggest we all take our hard earned money and shove it under the mattress.
The Answer: Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Who is He?
This potential presidential candidate is quite unusual. I think he made up his first name just to get attention. Recently, he thought it was a splendid idea to film a visit to his dentist, who happened to be an immigrant. His point must have been that open borders would mean we would have plenty of dentists and dental hygienists. In any case, the film was insane. His ramblings are alarming. He wants to ditch the Constitution because he finds it dated and irrelevant. He doesn't believe the Constitution works. I can't think of a single thing he has to offer our nation. Perhaps he could get a gig doing commercials for toothpaste. I would offer more clues about this person, but there's not much to him. He will probably end up on the 2020 ticket. His presence will offer President Trump a target rich environment.
Answer: Beto O'Rourke
Who is She?
She was elected to Congress despite the fact that she is a rabid anti-Semite. She hails from Palestine. She has made it very clear that she hates Israel, America and our Constitution. It is incredible that she is even allowed to serve in Congress. Everything she stands for is everything we abhor. Rumor has it that she may not even be from Detroit. Apparently, she used her father's Detroit address to run for office. She really distinguished herself recently when she vowed to impeach President Trump. She actually referred to our president as a "mother F" which spoke volumes about who she is and what she is capable of. She is proud to say that she ran on impeaching the president. She never apologized for her disgusting rant, referring to it as a "distraction" and nothing more. She is going to be a source of aggravation for a long time to come.
Answer: Rashida Tlaib
The Circus is in Town
There are plenty of clowns in Washington and beyond. They sit on powerful committees, they run large cities and they govern states. They are bringing Socialism, Communism and hatred to our door. Why we let them in, I will never understand. We'll have to play this game again soon, because there are quite a few people who deserve to be in the spotlight. In the meantime, watch your back. The crazies are trying to take over the asylum.
Don't know when I've felt so down
Lunatics do abound
Don't it turn my brown eyes blue.