ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Why I’m Fantastic: by Donald Trump

Updated on November 8, 2016

I Am Really Great!

America isn’t winning any more. We need more winning in America. We weren’t winning under Bush, or Obama, or anyone. If America doesn’t start winning, we will be losing. We need to make America great again. There is a reason I am the most fantastic candidate, it is because I am the single biggest winner, because I am a good business man, and because I make great deals.

I am great at winning. I win every day. Let me tell you, no one win’s better than Trump. All of those other candidates were losers. For example, lyin’ Ted. He lost on the budget in congress, he lost on trade, he lost on Obama. Most important, he lost to me. Then there was low energy Jeb. Jeb was a loser. He always lost debates, and he always lost on real-estate deals when I made them in Florida. But me? I always win. And when I win, I win bigly. Everyone knows how much I win. I am doing great with polls. I am winning with white people, Hispanics (love the Hispanics), the welly educated, and the poorly educated (love the poorly educated). Believe me, when I am in office, we will be winning, winning, winning. In fact, you will be sick of winning. We will win with China, we will win with Saudi Arabia, we will win with terrorism. And, of course, we will be winning on trade. If we can win on trade, America won’t have these problems with our economy: we have to fix our economy. People say I don’t know how to win with the economy. But when I am in office, I will learn things. Great things. That is of course how you know I will be winning.

I am a great business man. Everyone knows I am a great business man. I take advantage of people and I am greedy. America needs to get greedy again, am I right? Anyway, this helped me do many great businesses. You all know Trump hotels, no one makes hotels better than me. They are fantastic. Better yet are some of my lesser known stuff, like Trump cologne, Trump magazine, Trump lotion, Trump hair gel (for real hair, of course), Trump cloths, and Trump University. Did I mention that those were fantastic? These businesses mean I am great at the economy. I am very good at economy. When I am president, we will have the best economy. Also the best education. I am great at making education, just look at my University. When I make a business, it works. I have never failed business. People say I bankrupted businesses. I did that, but they were the best bankruptcies you will ever see, let me tell you. Just fantastic. All of my business makes me very good at money. Unlike Obama. Obama was the single biggest loser at budget. I am also good at making businesses HUGE. Just like my hands. I have the largest hands, no one has better hands than Trump. Basically, you should vote for me because I am rich, which means I am very good at cash.

I make the best deals. No one makes better deals than Trump. Let me tell you, I am a tough negotiator. That is how I get great land for my business. We need someone who is a dealmaker. That way we can make good deals with China and Mexico. Our deals with them are so weak, they laugh at us. You have no idea. We have such a large trade deficit with China, it is insane. If we don’t make better deals with China, we won’t be able to be great again. Also we need to do something about Obama’s deal with Iran. It is the worst deal ever. That’s why America shouldn’t make deals, not with anyone, we don’t make deals. Anyway, I would also make a great deal with Russia about Isis. We can work together and destroy them and their families. I know Putin will make good deals with us, he is a very strong leader. But of course, no one would be a stronger dealmaker than Trump. I will personally write every deal we make, to ensure that they are absolutely fantastic. Trust me, I know words. I have the best words. I can write deals like nobody’s business, you have no idea. This is why I am the most fantastic candidate, so America can have the best deals.

I can make America great again. My combined winning, business, and deal making skills will allow us to be absolutely fantastic. Believe me. If crooked Hillary wins instead of me, we will be losing again. She has no business experience, and she does not know the economy like I do. And she will make the worst deals, especially if she is making the deals at the wrong time of month. I love America, and Freedom. That is why I will make sure that we toughen libel laws. If people criticize me, then we won’t be winning as much. There is obviously no candidate who is more fantastic than Trump. That is why you must vote for me.

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)