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Worry Pros: Just for the Fun of it!

Updated on November 18, 2010

The Worry Pros

Do you find yourself worrying about life's ups and downs? Do money matters keep you awake at night worrying? Does the idea of your child dating the pasty faced hoodlum down the block stress you out with more worry? Are you afraid of spiders, and worried three of them are living under your bed? Do you worry that your spouse has caught the eye of an appealing sex competitor twice your age?

If these or other worries are wrecking your peace of mind, you need us! We are a team of professional worry experts. We have years of experience in all phases of worry, and can skillfully and discreetly worry for you, saving you much time for other thought proccesses.

Here at Worry Pros we have worry experts available around the clock, so you can STOP WORRYING NOW! Just call 1-800-555-5050 and follow the voice prompts. Within minuets you will be living the worry-free lifestyle you have always dreamed of! Thanks to the Worry Pros!


"Before consulting the Worry Pros, I was consanly worried about the bald spot on the side of my head, where my hair had been caught in a fan. But now that I have my personal worry pro, I just do my comb-over and go on about my day! What a relief!" Vicky C. Washington D.C.

"I first tried the Worry Pros after I lost my job to downsizing. I worried about the job market, bills, my family. But thankfully I'm now totally worry-free! I couldn't be happier here alone in my one room apartment!" Charlie B. Denver, Colorado

"My mother was always worried about my trips across country, alone, in my 1969 VW Bug. But as a smart 20 year old woman, I knew I was fine. Just so she could get a good night's sleep, and to free up my cell phone from her constant calls, I bought her a lifetime membership with the Worry Pros, and now, she hardly bothers me at all! What a relief!" Sally B. Cleveland, Ohio

"I got into some trouble when I was younger, and now I'm paying my debt to society. I used to worry about how I would do my 20 to life without going crazy, and about the other convicts I have to deal with on a daily basis. But my girlfriend, (who I met through a personal ad in the Exclaimer), bought me a membership with the Worry Pros, now, no sweat!" Jack A. Levenworth Prison

Yes! These are just a few testemonials from our happy, satisfied, and worry-free customers! You too can join them in a totally worry-free lifestyle! Experience the freedom, and relief of never having to worry again! Enjoy yourself as never before! Take riskes you used to worry about! Eat anything you want to eat without worrying you will gain weight! Spend on that sports car you always wanted, but worried you couldn't really afford! Stop worrying you won't make it into medical school because of that low GPA! Bet the farm on a long shot! Go ahead and base jump even though you weigh only 80 pounds, stand 6 foot 5 inches, and have brittle bone syndrome. Because we will worry for you, while you have a blast!

That's right folks! You can NEVER WORRY AGAIN! We are here to do ALL your worrying! And we are just an easy, toll free phone call away!

We have specialists in many catagories of worry, including:



Aspiring Actors and Actresses

Skills and Trades



American Idol Wannabes

Legal Issues

Dog Training

Auto Repairs

Excessive Flatus... and MANY others!

So don't delay! Call now, and never worry again! 1-800-555-5050

We have plans to fit every budget!

Please have your credit card ready.

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    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from USA

      marisuewrites, Thanks for dropping by, and for the comment!

    • marisuewrites profile image


      8 years ago from USA

      Very cute, and you're on duty 24/7...who wdn't want that? I am converted ...can't wait to be worry free!

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from USA

      Wow! Thank you so much for such a wondeful compliment! It means alot to me!.

    • Dim Flaxenwick profile image

      Dim Flaxenwick 

      8 years ago from Great Britain

      This was seriously side-splitting humour. I´m aching from laughing. So glad I found you, ....or you found me .... on hubpages. You´ve made my day. I need to go lie down now , find some cooling balm for my sides. hee hee!!! Thank you.

    • trish1048 profile image


      8 years ago

      You're welcome :)

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from USA

      Thank you!

    • trish1048 profile image


      8 years ago

      Very clever! And what a delightful idea! Certainly, I'd have many peaceful nights of sleep :)

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from USA

      Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

    • Joni Douglas profile image

      Joni Douglas 

      8 years ago

      Love it!

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from USA

      Thank you aalot for the comment.

    • carolina muscle profile image

      carolina muscle 

      8 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

      very funny concept, and a very funny hub, too!!!!

      no worries!

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from USA

      Glad you enjoyed it.

    • billyaustindillon profile image


      8 years ago

      This was classic - had a good laugh thanks - wot ya worried 'bout ha????

    • stars439 profile image


      8 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Nice hub. Thank You.


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