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Worry Pros: Just for the Fun of it!
The Worry Pros
Do you find yourself worrying about life's ups and downs? Do money matters keep you awake at night worrying? Does the idea of your child dating the pasty faced hoodlum down the block stress you out with more worry? Are you afraid of spiders, and worried three of them are living under your bed? Do you worry that your spouse has caught the eye of an appealing sex competitor twice your age?
If these or other worries are wrecking your peace of mind, you need us! We are a team of professional worry experts. We have years of experience in all phases of worry, and can skillfully and discreetly worry for you, saving you much time for other thought proccesses.
Here at Worry Pros we have worry experts available around the clock, so you can STOP WORRYING NOW! Just call 1-800-555-5050 and follow the voice prompts. Within minuets you will be living the worry-free lifestyle you have always dreamed of! Thanks to the Worry Pros!
"Before consulting the Worry Pros, I was consanly worried about the bald spot on the side of my head, where my hair had been caught in a fan. But now that I have my personal worry pro, I just do my comb-over and go on about my day! What a relief!" Vicky C. Washington D.C.
"I first tried the Worry Pros after I lost my job to downsizing. I worried about the job market, bills, my family. But thankfully I'm now totally worry-free! I couldn't be happier here alone in my one room apartment!" Charlie B. Denver, Colorado
"My mother was always worried about my trips across country, alone, in my 1969 VW Bug. But as a smart 20 year old woman, I knew I was fine. Just so she could get a good night's sleep, and to free up my cell phone from her constant calls, I bought her a lifetime membership with the Worry Pros, and now, she hardly bothers me at all! What a relief!" Sally B. Cleveland, Ohio
"I got into some trouble when I was younger, and now I'm paying my debt to society. I used to worry about how I would do my 20 to life without going crazy, and about the other convicts I have to deal with on a daily basis. But my girlfriend, (who I met through a personal ad in the Exclaimer), bought me a membership with the Worry Pros, now, no sweat!" Jack A. Levenworth Prison
Yes! These are just a few testemonials from our happy, satisfied, and worry-free customers! You too can join them in a totally worry-free lifestyle! Experience the freedom, and relief of never having to worry again! Enjoy yourself as never before! Take riskes you used to worry about! Eat anything you want to eat without worrying you will gain weight! Spend on that sports car you always wanted, but worried you couldn't really afford! Stop worrying you won't make it into medical school because of that low GPA! Bet the farm on a long shot! Go ahead and base jump even though you weigh only 80 pounds, stand 6 foot 5 inches, and have brittle bone syndrome. Because we will worry for you, while you have a blast!
That's right folks! You can NEVER WORRY AGAIN! We are here to do ALL your worrying! And we are just an easy, toll free phone call away!
We have specialists in many catagories of worry, including:
Aspiring Actors and Actresses
Skills and Trades
American Idol Wannabes
Excessive Flatus... and MANY others!
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