I one time thought of a patent of a car-called the gasmobile-that runs on "Natural" gas. You would fart into some type of tube or canister that is attached to your car and it runs. Plus it would have a regular gas tank for days when you are not so gassy. When you buy the car you will get a complimentary case of beans.
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