My country be named "Kaddam"
Bill of Rights:
1) Your life is in my hands.
2) You will service me anyway I see fit
3) Any tenets I announce to the nation will be enforced
4) There is no such thing as marriage for if I see fit to lay with your lover or offspring and you try to interfere-you will be sexually made unable to reproduced and a giant pole made of ice will be left there until it melts.
5) I do not sleep with minors-Anyone including the minor knows their partner or relations is underage and not speak up will be executed on the dot.
6) I am your God-no slandering me, praise me, obey me- or you shall be tortured anyway I see fit.
7) No killing is allowed and no crime is allowed without my permission- break this tenet and you will be killed by me personally.
8) You are all my hos-sexual orientation doesn't exist because the only sex that matters is the sex you commit with me.
9) This nation is a Republic because I'm present and what I say goes. Once I die, I don't give a hoot about you freaks-do as you please even make your own rules.
10) You will not rename this country nor will you stop worship me as your God. You may however add Gods or stick on Science, but when someone asks any question about God or Religion-"Kaddam is mine and my home" will be your reply. Anyone who doesn't reply in this fashion shall be executed as traitor to their God & Nation.