Lol... just last night I was looking at a humor piece I wrote some time ago about this very thing. Here is a bit of it, you can tell by the political joking that I wrote it quite awhile back; It was titled "A Fowl Foke, the Two Chicken Theory.
"Freud with his bit about it’s implications of sexual inadequacies and beak envy.
Darwin evolved to a theory based on the misconception that if animals, and man, can evolve they have, in fact, done so.
We’ve heard proposals about the chicken’s basic right to cross byways; claiming that he didn’t need to explain his reasoning to anyone but himself.
Lenin claimed it was inevitable and Marcello hinted that it was done against a great wind.
The United States Congress wants it investigated and the Senate is urging the House to fund it. Hillary refers to it as a vast right drumette conspiracy started by anti-Arkansan Evangelists.
Meanwhile, Bill clearly states that he doesn’t know the chicken, has never seen the chicken or for that matter any chicken. He also wants a definition of just what a “road” is?
G. W. Bush isn’t sure what a chicken is but he is pretty sure we should attack it before it attacks us.
I, on the other hand, believe that it is most likely a matter of faulty historical record keeping. And I am compelled to correct it by offering the true history of the chicken, the road and a good number of other historical inaccuracies..."