Obama has released the most horrifying thing in the universe! HITLER! That's right, he was alive, and also a cyborg, and also with death-rays for eyes. He's probably under your bed right now. And the worst part is he traded cyborg Hitler for a pink rhinestone saddle for his gay unicorn. There is no end to this man's evil and wikedness. Also, today, he double-dipped a tortilla chip, kicked a puppy, and punched an old lady in the face.
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Oops, I forgot to mention that his welfare unicorn got so lazy that it starved to death and then Obama raised him from the dead with the Blood of Marx and will now do anything he bids, just like the rest of Obama's zombie adherents.
Fine, he didn't double-dip the tortilla chip. I made that part up. Now it is a pure factual accounting.
Bless you for your insightful and factual answer. We need more true patriots such as yourself with the courage and nobility to stand against this rising tide of great evil.
We need another Reagan to stop these commie pinko f*gs! Commy's everywhere you look, and NOW they want free healthcare for all the welfare babies and their no-good moms. I HOPE Cruz gets in...he can execute the moms as well as Berghdal!
How about Todd Kincannon as his VP? They could call themselves Team Execution and go around with giant axes and blood streaks on their cheeks. That'd be kind of awesome.
Blood-Lust Republicans......I like it.
There is always some partisan flack, but the We-Hate-Obama-Club has literally said nothing based in reality for years. It is beyond normal politics and into the realm of psychosis.