The United States of America will now be called Trumpland (pronounced Trumplund).
Welcome to Trumpland:
• Where the President is a role model of how to deal with people. It is now O.K. to say what you really think about others by using insults, and slander.
• Where the First Lady is a foreigner and was a former stripper and posed in the nude with another women.
• Where Hilary Clinton will be jailed for no criminal acts in Benghazi and her email. She will then be put in front of firing squad.
• Where taxes will be lowered to zero for corporations and big moneyed interest and raised for the middle class.
• Where there is no balance of power in congress. Congress will be renamed the Monolith.
• Where the Supreme Court will favor ultra-conservatism, Citizens United will not be overturned.
• Where Obama Care will be dismantled and we will be subject to the whims of the insurance companies to raise premiums to never seen before levels.
• Where Social Security will be privatized and the uniformed will be subject to the corruption and scams of the brokers and financial advisors.
• Where the corporations will fight for lower labor costs by not bringing jobs back here.
• Where regulations will be removed that protect us from pollution, drug increases, financial corruption, and fraud.
• Where our military that is already the greatest in the world will even be made greater.
• Where the President will bomb the shit out of the mid-east in order to destroy ISIS without any regard for the deaths of innocent men, women, and children.
• Where a wall will be built and 12 million Mexicans will be deported.
• Where no one will be allowed to enter the country unless they can answer no to the following question: Are you a terrorists?
• It is now O.K. to be a racists, misogynists, homophobic, delusional sociopath.
• It is now O.K. to grab a women by her crotch, and kiss her without her consent, but it can only be done with beautiful women. It’s O.K to call others fat pigs.
• Abortions will not be allowed under any circumstances. All pregnancies will be full term. It is nobodies concern if the mother and/or the child have deficits.
• It’s now O.K. to form groups to pray away the effects of LGBT.