Funny Laws from the United States
Funny Laws, , Strange Laws, weird Laws from the United States
Here you will find a collection of weird, strange, funny American laws. Many are older laws, totally incongruous in today's world, giving them the right to be called funny. All of these are currently in law books. These weird, strange and funny laws are certainly an entertaining read. No need to be a lawyer to enjoy!
Funny Laws in Alabama - In some parts of Alabama, the law makes it is illegal to...
- Drive barefooted
- Flick boogers into the wind
- Play Dominoes on Sunday: of course, everyone knows dominoes are evil
- Carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket: I'm sure a mother is behind this very sensible advise.
- Put salt on a railroad track: high pressure and trains don't mix well
- Wear a mask in public
Funny Laws in Alaska - In some parts of Alaska, the law makes it is illegal to...
- Give alcohol to a moose
- Wake a bear for the purpose of taking its photo: I'm sure this one is on everyone's "to do" list when they plan on visiting Alaska....
- Tie your dog to the roof of your car: how about tying your mother in law to the roof of the car? Isn't there a funny law against it in Alaska?
- Live in a trailer while it is being hauled
Funny Laws in Arizona - In some parts of Arizona, the law makes it is illegal to...
- Wear pants if you are a woman
- Cut down a cactus
- Let a donkey sleep in your bathtub: they must have some strange farmers over there to had to make that funny law....
- Refuse a person a glass of water: weird, but you are in Arizona, so it kinda make sense. it's hot out there
- Wear suspenders: I don't want to know...
- Hunt camels: anyone seen a camel lately in Arizona?
Funny Laws in Arkansas - In some parts of Arizona, the law makes it is illegal to...
- Keep an alligator in your bathtub: at least the alligator will be happier than the Arizona's donkey in its bathtub
- Flirt: "speechless"
- Blow your car horn at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 p.m.
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Funny Laws in California, Colorado, and Connecticut
In some parts of California it is illegal to...
Set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Let your animal mate in public within 1,500 feet of a school or place of worship.
Drive in a robe (house coat) if you are a women.
Wipe a car with used underware.
Ride a bike in a swimming pool.
Bring your dog to school.
Bowl on the sidewalk.
In some parts of Colorado it is illegal to...
Sell liquor on Sundays.
Kiss a woman while she is sleeping.
Throw missiles at cars.
Show cars on a Sunday if you are a car dealer.
In some parts of Connecticut it is illegal to...
Walk backwards after sunset.
Educate a dog.
Walk on your hands while crossing the street.
Kiss a woman on Sunday.
Use or play with "silly string".
Funny Laws in Delaware, Florida, Georgia, and Hawaii
In some parts of Delaware it is illegal to...
Change clothes in a vehicle.
Whisper in church.
In some parts of Florida it is illegal to...
Fall asleep under a hair dyer in a salon.
Sing in a public place while wearing a bathing suit.
Skateboard without a license.
Fart in public after 6 PM
Paachute on Sunday if you are a woman.
In some parts of Georgia it is illegal to...
Swear in front of a dead body in a funeral home.
Change clothes on a mannequin unless the shades are down.
Sell 2 beers for the price of one.
Whistle loudly after 11:00 PM.
In some parts of Hawaii it is illegal to...
Place a coin in your ear.
Own a mongoose without a permit.
Funny Laws in Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, and Iowa
In some parts of Idaho it is illegal to...
Ride a bike in a tennis court.
Sweap dirt from your house into the street.
In some parts of Illinois it is illegal to...
to pee in your neighbor's mouth.
Eat in a public place that is on fire.
Have sex with your dog.
Fish while wearing pajamas
In some parts of Indiana it is illegal to...
Sell cars on Sunday.
In some parts of Iowa it is illegal to...
Kiss longer than 5 minutes.
Kiss a woman in public if you are a man with a moustache.
Charge admission to see a one-armed piano player.
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Funny Laws in Kansas, Kentucky, and Louisiana
In some parts of Kansas it is illegal to...
Hit a vending machine that stole your money.
Ride animals down a road.
Throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.
Spit on the sidewalk.
Catch a fish with your bare hands.
In some parts ofKentucky it is illegal to...
Buy a hat without your husband's permission.
Marry the same man four times.
In some parts of Louisiana it is illegal to...
Steal an alligator.
Not stop at all red lights.
Gargle in public places.
Funny Laws in Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, and Montana
In some parts of Maine it is illegal to...
Walk down the street playing a violin.
Step out of a plane that is in flight.
Blow your nose in public.
Use a dog leash over 8 feet long.
In some parts of Maryland it is illegal to...
Swear while on the highway.
Take a lion to the movies.
Kiss more than one second.
In some parts of Massachusetts it is illegal to...
Give beer to hospital patients.
Wear a goatee without a license.
Go to bed without taking a bad first.
Snore unless your bedroom windows are closed.
In some parts of Michigan it is illegal to...
Swear in front of women and children.
Destroy your old radio.
In some parts of Minnesota it is illegal to...
Impersonate Santa Claus if you are a woman.
Airplanes to land in a park.
Eat a hamburger on Sunday.
In some parts of Mississippi it is illegal to...
Teach others about polygamy.
Have two illegitimate children.
In some parts of Missouri it is illegal to...
Hang clothes from a clothesline.
Have four unrelated people occupying the same dwelling.
Frighten a baby.
Have a yard sale.
Run while on duty if you are a milk man.
In some parts of Montana it is illegal to...
Open your husband's mail.
Operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Go fishing on a Sunday if you are a married woman.
Fish alone if you are an unmarried women.
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Funny Laws in Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, and North Dakot
In some parts of Nebraska it is illegal to...
Marry if you have gonorrhea.
For a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
Sell doughnut holes.
In some parts of Nevada it is illegal to...
Drive a camel on the highway.
Lie down on the sidewalk
Place a bench in the middle of the street.
In some parts of new Hampshire it is illegal to...
Drive a camel on the highway.
Sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
Lie down on the sidewalk.
Pick up liter on the beach without a permit.
In some parts of New Jersey it is illegal to...
Frown at a police officer.
Pump your own gas.
Slurp your soup.
Wear a bullet proof vest while committing a murder.
Throw a bad pickle in the street.
In some parts of New Mexico it is illegal to...
Spit on the steps of an opera house.
Hunt in a cemetery.
In some parts of New York it is illegal to...
Throw a ball at someone's head.
Sell raw hamburger.
Play pinball on a Sunday.
Eat while swimming in the ocean.
In some parts of North Carolina it is illegal to...
Sing off key.
Sneeze on city streets.
Use an elephant to plow a cotton field.
Be a professional fortune-teller.
In some parts of North Dakota it is illegal to...
Where a hat while dancing.
Serve beer and pretzels at the same time in a restaurant or club.
Funny Laws in Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island
In some parts of Ohio it is illegal to...
Get a fish drunk.
Breast feed in public.
Run out of gas.
Wear patent leather shoes in public if you are a woman.
In some parts of Oklahoma it is illegal to...
Read a comic book while driving.
Take a bit out of someone else's hamburger.
Make ugly faces at dogs.
Wear boots to bed
Keep tissue in the back of your car.
In some parts of Oregon it is illegal to...
Pump your own gas.
Not let your dishes drip dry.
Eat ice cream on Sunday.
Use canned corn for fishing bait.
In some parts of Pennsylvania it is illegal to...
Sing in the bathtub.
Hide dirt under a rug in a dwelling.
Catch a fish with your bare hands.
Hunt on your own land without a hunting license.
In some parts of Rhode Island it is illegal to...
Bit off another person's leg.
Own a cap gun.
Smoke a pipe after sunset.
Throw pickle juice on a trolley.
Funny Laws in South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, and Utah
In some parts of South Carolina it is illegal to...
Promise an unmarried woman to marry her and then not marry her.
Work on Sunday.
In some parts of South Dakota it is illegal to...
Lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Not have a carriage horse wear a diaper.
In some parts of Tennessee it is illegal to...
Sell a hollow log.
soot whales from a moving automobile.
Use a lasso to catch a fish.
In some parts of Texas it is illegal to...
Milk another person's cow.
Shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Take more than 3 sips of beer while standing.
In some parts of Utah it is illegal to...
Not drink milk.
Not give a bird the right a way on a highway.
Fish from horseback.
Swear if you are a woman.
Enter a convenience store without identification after dark.
Funny Laws in Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming
In some parts of Vermont it is illegal to...
Wear false teeth without obtaining written permission from your husband.
Not bathe on a Saturday night.
In some parts of Virgina it is illegal to...
Drive without wearing shoes.
Wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Spit on a seagull.
Keep a skunk as a pet.
In some parts of Washington it is illegal to...
Eat a lollipop.
Pretend that your parents are rich.
Buy a mattress on Sunday.
Buy meat on a Sunday.
Dance and drink at the same time.
In some parts of West Virgina it is illegal to...
Snooze on a train.
Own a red or black flag.
Eat roadkill for supper.
Wear a hot inside a theater.
Swear in puplic.
In some parts of Wisconsin it is illegal to...
Serve apple pie in a public restaurant without cheese.
Cut a woman's hair.
Kiss on a train.
In some parts of Wyoming it is illegal to...
Be drunk in a mine.
Use a firearm to fish.
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