" Unselfish men," Do they exist?
" I want a woman cave!"
I’m sitting on my back patio with two of my closest girlfriends, we have been pondering, and I don’t mean “ bashing,”..... on wether or not unselfish men do exist, or are they just wired to be selfish brats?
Most men, that we have had in our lives , have acted like typical teenagers, It’s all about them. They seem to only want us around when they need something. Have any of you ( woman) had your man call you at work just to ask “you” how your day is going?, and then gripe for the next thirty minutes about how his boss just pissed him off. Have you ever gone home after working all day and your man kisses you on the cheek and says “ whats for dinner?,” even though he’s been home all day.
Let’s not forget how they turn into blubbering babies at the first sign of a cold, “ can you get me some tissues? sniff sniff. “ Us woman get a rip roaring flu virus and still manage to get the kids to school, throw in a load of laundry, and straighten up the kitchen, all while still getting to work on time. Then upon arriving home, looking like godzilla’s bride, we are once again greeted with our honey’s asking “ what’s for dinner?”
My favorite is the 'adult time selfishness,' what the hell happened to foreplay? There is probably not a single woman out there who hasn’t given her man a dirty look when he turns and say’s, “ Let’s do it.” We all know what that means, do it to him, five minutes later your staring at the ceiling while he is already devoured half a large pizza and has the scores to all the day’s sporting events running across the TV screen. And whats up with “ The man Cave?,” and why do they closely resemble their child hood bedrooms? Trophies, posters, neon signs, sports figurines and a big ass TV and comfy chair. Where’s our woman cave? The Kitchen? What woman doesn’t want “ her own cave? “ I would love a place were I could run and hide with my coffee and the latest volume of cosmo so I can learn how to “please my man,” ( sarcasm. ) I would also love a day off to unwind and recoup, maybe I should take up golf.
My friends and I have agreed that our own father’s are exempt from selfish behavior. However, we have yet to find a man in our own age group and below to have the same unselfish traits as our dads. We wonder if it’s just a generational affliction or have men just been spending to much time in their man caves watching the history channel and fantasizing about the cave man era. “ Me hungry, fix me food, me sick, take care of me, me hunt, you clean, me want loving, you give.
As for me and my friends, we will give. Give them one more chance, and if they want to act like spoiled selfish brat’s then we will treat them like ones. They will be punished. And the punishment will fit the crime, wan’t to eat?, cook it, want tissues? Get them! Want some lovin, here’s the tissues!