10 Funny Indicators that You Should Probably Get A Divorce / Divorced
Sad but true life experiences:
10. He constantly told you when you first got married, you had a heavenly body.. but now he sneers and says you look like more a cherub.
9. The only sparks left between you are each other's attempts to set each other on fire.
~He actually said, "I didn't realize your hairspray was flammable."
8. For your birthday, he gives you a handwritten card scribbled on the back of a flyer from the Wet T-Shirt Contest he recently attended.
7. Every time you are certain you have found Mr. Right, your husband scares him away.
6. He tells his friends, "I Got This Car for My Wife.. What a Trade!"
~ That was my ex's favorite thing in the world to say.
5. Your husband tries to buy you a cemetary plot for Christmas.
4. Your wife comes to bed with a T-Shirt that says "Sleeping With the Enemy".
3. He calls taking you to the airport for a week's long work seminar as a pleasure trip.
2. He tells you that you are a great housekeeper.. then he explains that if he leaves you, you would do a great job of keeping his house.
1. He either forgets your anniversary... or he buys a card for you that he doesn't even read that says "I am so glad to be your wife"... or, if he DOES try to shop for a card for you, he walks into Hallmark and asks the clerk, "Where is the Fat, Controlling, Bitch Section."