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Relationships: 10 Things You Might Be Able To Get Away With Leaving At Your Guy's Place And Why

Updated on March 11, 2013

Relationships and Dating

If you do leave your vibrator at his house just make sure you have an extra one at home in case he's not around when the mood strikes.

When I was dating my husband I just left some hot rollers in the bathroom and a loofa in the shower. Of course, his roommate at the time starting laughing asking what the hell that was for. But, yeah I just left a couple of things there. My husband didn't even say a thing. I think he liked it.

I didn't think about this issue again until I watched one of the series shows of "Sex and the City." In this particular show Carrie left a blow dryer and a few things in the medicine cabinet over Big's house. He looked shocked when he saw them there and promptly returned them to Carrie the next time he saw her, saying she didn't need to leave things at his house. It makes you wonder. Why not?

What I really think is that there are certain things your boyfriend shouldn't mind you leaving behind:

#1. Birth Control Items - If you leave these things behind he'll know that you'll definitely be back, unless they're easy to replace. Also he'll think that you only use these things when you're with him whether you are or you're not.

#2. A Black Garter Belt - This may getting him thinking about you when you're not there. It may also stave off any other women who may cross through the house. And, you'll always have it there in case you're in the mood.

#3. Edible Massage Oil - Any time he looks at it he'll wish someone were there to use it with him. It may even garner a text, or better yet: a call, or the best: a knock on the door.

#4. Edible Undies For Him - This is something you know he won't use with anyone else because they'll be gone.

#5. Toys - He may even use them when you're not there, ultimately getting him to think about you anyway.

#6. Whipped Cream - In case anyone's in the mood for a sundae.

#7. Presents - Who can say they don't like presents. He'll love them.

#8. Liquor, Beer, or Wine - He thank you when his buddies come over and he sees that it's already there ready to serve.

#9. A Vibrator - He'll be glad you don't use it by yourself. He'll think you only use it when your with him.

#10. 24-Hour Red Lipstick - This can be your signal to him that you're ready for romance.

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    • lisasuniquevoice profile imageAUTHOR

      Lisa Brown 

      6 years ago from Michigan

      ElSeductor,

      I'm changing my title to include the words, "Might Be Able To Get Away With Leaving... You're right, a guy should be the one to make the decision as to how intimate he chooses to be on the home front with his women friends. Maybe they should ask first if they can store something there. But, if they do they have to realize that they could upset the status quo.

      Thanks,

      Lisa

    • lisasuniquevoice profile imageAUTHOR

      Lisa Brown 

      6 years ago from Michigan

      Jlava73,

      Thanks. You know I wish people would have talked about these things when I was living the single life.

      Lisa

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      Jennifer Vasconcelos 

      6 years ago from Cyberspace and My Own World

      Interesting article for singles Lisa.

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