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101 Things I've Learned About Women

Updated on April 10, 2012

Great Secrets Revealed!

During my 24 long years of life, with my extensive experience in communicating with women (primarily by putting my foot in my mouth), I have accumulated a vast amount of knowledge about the female psyche that may be of use to a variety of other men throughout the world. See, women are really not as complicated as we make them out to be. Once you understand the basics of how they work, it's really quite simple to build up a healthy, long lasting relationship with all of those wonderful ladies in your life.

Anyway, enough rambling. Below I have listed quite possibly the MOST COMPREHENSIVE accumulation of knowledge in regard to the more beautiful gender. Read this list and be prepared to open your previously blinded eyes. Yes, knowing the mind of a woman is a simple task. Enjoy this exhaustive list that I have compiled for my fellow man.

The 101 List

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So maybe the list isn't as complete as it should be... But sadly, that's all I've got! It'll have to do. Perhaps you can spend some time finding ways to fill in the extra 100 slots. If you do, please let me know, I would be more than happy to learn a thing or two from your vast experiences. But before you tell me anything, there's just one rule I have: IT GOTTA MAKE SENSE!

Conclusion

In all reality I have many wonderful and incredible women that are a huge part of my life. Although I may never fully understand ladies, it is certainly a fun activity to try! And as long as I'm surrounded by awesome people who will put up with my occasional stupidity (okay, sometimes it's frequent), maybe I'll learn a thing or two at some point in the future.

Feel free to read more about my experiences with understanding women by checking out A Flawless Way to Meet Women and What Not to Say to Women (From Personal Experience).

Wish you the best in your endeavors! Perhaps, if you study hard, your knowledge of women will one day even surpass my own...

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      Robert Erich 5 years ago from California

      Thanks Phil! Well, it seems that you are married. Once I'm in your boat I may have to retract my previously stated wisdom. Appreciate you stopping by and look forward to reading your articles!

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      Phil Plasma 5 years ago from Montreal, Quebec

      It seems you've figured out one thing more about women than I have. I didn't even get as far as 'they make no sense' until I came to this hub. Thanks for the education!

      Voted up and awesome.

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      Robert Erich 5 years ago from California

      Well mollymeadows, I think you should write a hub about them! I will definitely read it. ;)

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      Mary Strain 5 years ago from The Shire

      There are lots of them, Robert lol!

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      Robert Erich 5 years ago from California

      Thanks mollymeadows! I probably should have learned that sooner - might have kept myself out of trouble. But late is better than never. Thanks for reading and I will avoid that "Death Zone" like crazy!

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      Mary Strain 5 years ago from The Shire

      Here are two basics, Robert...weight and age are Death Zones.

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      Robert Erich 5 years ago from California

      Thanks barbergirl. Your assumption were correct. I'm glad you enjoyed, despite the lack of insight into your own psyche. ;)

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      Stacy Harris 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      I saw this hub and I was thinking.... I need to know what is said... and then... yep... this was by far the most accurate and funny hub I have seen about the knowledge of women. Well played... well played! Loved it. I am gonna hope over to Facebook and share this because this was great! :)

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      Robert Erich 5 years ago from California

      Thanks Suzette! I'm glad you can relate. And yes, that would be the dream - understanding the other gender! It's good to hear some of you are sane. ;)

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Cute and humorous hub! We women say the same about men. Perhaps we will all figure it out someday! LOL. Keep writing and keep trying to understand us - some of us are sane, nice, and harmless. Good Luck!