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25 Quotes About Men by Women

Updated on May 29, 2010 flickr flickr

 Before I start, obviously I'm not homosexual, from my previous articles regarding my dating tips, however I thought it would be interesting to get some great women's philosophy about us men!

1. All men are not slimy warthogs.  Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs.  But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.  - Cynthia Heime

2. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house - Jean Kerr

3. No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry - Unknown Author

4. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. - Elayne Boosler

5. If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. - Doris Day

6. All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened. - Maya Angelou

7 What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' - Francois Morency

8. Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laugh - Lisa Gardner

9. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you - Mae West

10. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

11. Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate. - Barbara De Angelis

12. Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women. - Marion Smith

13. I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. - Elayne Boosler

14. Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible. Margaret Mead

15. Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece. - Unknown Author

16. Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse.- Golda Meir

17. All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

18. Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women. - Jill Tweedie

19. It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. - Mae West

20. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.- Lana Turner

21.When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

22. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Helen Rowland

23. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. - Unknown Author

24. Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

25. God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. - Farrah Fawcett


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    • RachaelLefler profile image

      Rachael Lefler 7 years ago from Illinois

      I like this! Especially #20.

    • Nicole Winter profile image

      Nicole A. Winter 7 years ago from Chicago, IL

      Very funny, thank-you so much for publishing this, I really enjoyed reading it!

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      aefrancisco 8 years ago from somewhere down the road

      love this hub.

      i won't get tired reading it :)

      more please :)

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      Mary Krenz 8 years ago from Florida's Space Coast

      Loved it! My favorite is "No man Is worth your tears..."

    • prettydarkhorse profile image

      prettydarkhorse 8 years ago from US

      Mae West is great, thanks, nice list, Maita

    • Mystique1957 profile image

      Mystique1957 8 years ago from Caracas-Venezuela

      Happy to be the first to post here, Richie! I am a women lover, and it doesn`t mean I love to flirt around, not by a long shot. I have learned that understanding women is not telling them what to do, is knowing how to listen with the same interest as if you were telling the story. What man doesn`t love to hear himself and his great ideas? Love isn`t overrated, it is misunderstood!It isn`t that women aren`t appreciated,It is that they are not listened to with dedicated attention!

      Great Hub!

      Thumbs up!