40 Things Men Look For In a Buddy - FRIENDS!!
Men are creatures of little need. They don't ask for much, they can do with little, and they don't expect much from their friends either. So, what do men look for in a friend? It's obviously very different than what women look for!
To make it easy for the men to identify their friends, I have gathered and made a list of some common characteristics that men look for in other men for friendship. Here it goes:
(Disclaimer: To all The Men on hubpages; don't take this seriously! This list is just for fun, and if it does fit your description as a friend then great, have fun!)
A friend is He Who:
Greets you with a, "Hey", and remains quiet. No conversation needed;
Does not hug you every time he sees you;
Does not need to be reminded that he is your best friend.
Does not expect a hug and a card from you for his birthday.
Does not sit there and tell you his sob stories with a box of tissues for both of you to use.
Knows how to have fun:
Has a pickup truck.
Has a pickup truck with big wheels.
Has a monster truck!
Has an enormous tool box in his pickup truck.
Has a knack of finding all the car shows near you.
Never asks you to go shopping with him.
Never asks your opinion about his hair style.
Never asks you to pick out an outfit from his wardrobe.
Never asks you to wear matching outfit with him, unless you two are playing for the same team.
Never asks you to share an ice cream float with you!
Knows how to barbecue.
Knows how to tow a car.
Knows how to 'not' ask for directions.
Knows how to play basketball.
Knows how 'not to talk' while playing.
Fixes cars with you.
Can stand and look under the hood of the car for hours with you.
Loves to haul big pieces of furniture across town with you. .
Will come out and pick you up if you are stranded in the middle of the road, in the middle of the night.
Will be there to hold that wrench for you while you fix your kitchen sink.
Doesn't mind crashing on your couch at night.
Doesn't mind attending your child's baseball game.
Doesn't mind racking leaves with you.
Doesn't use terms of endearment with you.
Doesn't get mushy with you.
Loves to play 'Call of Duty' for hours, with you.
Loves to go fishing with you.
Loves to just sit and stare at the TV with you.
Loves to talk about cars or sports when not staring at the TV.
Loves to sit and watch Football with you without saying much.
Throws a bachelor party for you.
Doesn't cry at your wedding!
Doesn't give you sentimental gifts.
Doesn't care if you forgot his birthday.
Doesn't worry if you don't call him everyday.
Doesn't see the need to emphasize the fact that they care for you, you already know that!
Real friends are the best deal, it can't get any better!