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50 Things You Should Never Say To a Man.

Updated on September 6, 2014

Despite a typically macho shell, many men tend to be very sensitve especially around that special woman. Here are fifty things you should never tell a man, especially one you have some sort of connection with. These are for recreational purposes only and not meant to offend. Feel free to add on yours in the comments section!

  1. Are we lost?
  2. Are you done yet?
  3. Are you done already?
  4. Go slow on the beer darling.
  5. Why not try a hair treatment?
  6. Now?
  7. I want you to do this. Now!
  8. Do these match?
  9. No this is not Orange, its Salmon!
  10. You wouldn't want to know how much it costs.
  11. We need to speak.
  12. No, Im not emotional.
  13. I can't decide.
  14. You choose.
  15. I have an idea.......
  16. Do you want to go shopping?
  17. I don't have anything to wear.
  18. Which do I buy?
  19. What do you want to eat tonite?
  20. Do we have to go?
  21. What gift shall i get for your mum?
  22. I hate mens nights.
  23. Its right there infront of you. What do you mean you cant see it?
  24. Its your turn to change the dirty diaper.
  25. You need to buy some new clothes.
  26. There is too much clutter in this room.
  27. Do you feel like moving around some furniture?
  28. Fat lot of help you are!
  29. Wanna share a pizza?
  30. Pass on that remote control.
  31. What day is it today?
  32. How do you feel about this?
  33. Did you love her?
  34. Am I growing fat?
  35. I wish you made more money.
  36. This is low fat.
  37. Here is the shopping list.
  38. Sorry i haven't waxed for a while.
  39. Use a deo!
  40. Got plans for saturday morning?
  41. Sorry no hot water left.
  42. The dishes are in the sink.
  43. Can you take out the garbage please?
  44. Arghhhhhhh can you kill this bug?
  45. Your friend is kinda cute.
  46. I have a headache.
  47. I love small!
  48. I can beat you at sports.
  49. Call yourself a man?
  50. Tired already?

If this list made you smile, you might also be interested in 50 things you should never say to a woman.


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Great list! My personal favorite, and the one that send chills down my spine, is "we need to speak." LOL Love this hub!

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      Linda Cassini 4 years ago from Las Vegas NV

      WOW ....What is there else to talk about then to the MEN?...LOL...YOU did :) :) :) all the way through with images of my own in my head the other verse 2 morrow!!

      P.S You forgot one

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      You are spot on, I think! Another one they hate hearing is, "Fine"...which which means things are NOT fine! Vote up!

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Ty Billybuc.....We need to speak ALWAYS freezes me up too! Thansks for dropping by.

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Thanks for your comments Linda Cassini. Let me know what you think of the 50 things not to say to a woman too :)

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Yea fine means the exact same opposite!

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Please say them, if the alternative is not communicating.

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      oh yeah Perspycacious....seems like a simple OK would not sit well with you!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      lol! love the list! I especially liked no i'm not emotional! especially if you burst out crying afterwards! haha!

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      That is so true nell rose!

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      Brett Caulton 4 years ago from Thailand

      Another funny one. You know that every one of these have been said at some point. However, often men say the ones you listed in 'error', whereas women would probably use a lot of these as a way to 'even a score' ha ha.

      Shared, up, funny, pinned and tweeted.

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      LOL quite a nice list so far. Thanks for sharing this one.

      Votes up and sharing too.

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Thanks for the shares Brett.Tesol. Stop sticking up for men ;) Their pretend innocence is not always so ;)

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Thanks dghbrh :) Thanks for dropping by!

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      carriethomson 4 years ago from United Kingdom

      All 50 points in the list are to be noted and have to apply in real life.....thanks for making aware about such small small things also, but need to learn all the points as hard to keep in mind long list.

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      Doodlehead 4 years ago from Northern California

      Are you going to make up a corresponding list for women?

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Doodlehead there is a link to the corresponding list at the end of the article ;)

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Fantastic list and oh so true! :)

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Ty sunshine625

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      cynthtggt 4 years ago from New York, NY

      This is absolutely hysterical and so true. My favorites? The one about the TV remote and "There is so much clutter in this room."

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Oh yeah..........everywhere i look is full of clutter but i learnt not to complain about it esp in the man den.

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      Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

      haha...this is funny :) loved it :) voted up as awesome!

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      kikalina 4 years ago from Europe

      Thanks ruchira. Check out the corresponding one for women!

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      passionate77 3 years ago

      lol, you shared a nice post, i enjoyed reading all through, bit funny but informative, would try to follow these rules, when talking to men, lol,, blessings for making me smile while reading such a lovely hub.

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      kikalina 3 years ago from Europe

      passionate77 - Glad this made you smile. Thanks for your comments :)

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      Harish Mamgain 3 years ago from India

      Kikalina, I read your hub relating to women and now am before the opposite of that. It is so exaustive a list, though, still I am tempted to add one more to it- 51. Life is boring! ( if your honey is in a happy mood, it will make him slightly depressed. ) So be cautious and look into his eyes before blurting out. The one at No. 45. your friend is kinda cute is a very cautionary one, so beware of it. Lovely and very interesting hub. I thoroughly enjoyed stepping upon the caution list one by one.

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      kikalina 2 years ago from Europe

      Thanks for your comments Harishprasad. To be honest I am a bit hyper by nature and tend to get bored fast so my own honey would kind of believe number 51 :)

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