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7 Or More Gifts GUARANTEED To Make Your Husband Happy On Valentine's Day

Updated on February 10, 2012

THIS IS ONE HAPPY HUSBAND . . .

BECAUSE HIS LOVING, CARING WIFE HAS SENT HIM FISHING WITH HIS BEST BUDDIES FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND. WHOMEVER THIS GUY IS MARRIED TO IS A HIGHLY-SPECIAL GIRL.
BECAUSE HIS LOVING, CARING WIFE HAS SENT HIM FISHING WITH HIS BEST BUDDIES FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND. WHOMEVER THIS GUY IS MARRIED TO IS A HIGHLY-SPECIAL GIRL.

Okay. I was dead-wrong. Men have feelings too. And that's why I am publishing this hub. For the guys.

because of that fact alone. I do NOT want to be guilty of hurting any man's feelings by leaving them out of my "Valentine's Day-Gift-Hub Series" (this being 2 of 2) about what to get your hubby for Valentine's Day.

Take my word, guys. You do enough work through the week without having your wife read you what I have published for YOU to buy them for Valentine's Day.

In all fairness, guys, this is for YOUR WIVES (or girlfriends) to read on what gifts YOU would like on Valentine's Day.

Sincerely,

Kenneth

#1 MEN'S VALENTINE GIFT

I would have to say, and yes, I am prejudiced, send your hubby and his pals, that you trust, to an Alabama Crimson Tide football game. It doesn't matter whom The Crimson Tide plays, because the Tide always delights their fans with hard-hitting, fast-moving college football action in-person or on television. I am not a marital expert, but this I know: Your man will love you for sending him to a Bama game instead of the usual tie, socks and underwear.

#2 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

surprisingly, is not this place. A cheap, run-down, barely-legal strip club way out in the "boonies," with no road map to show you the way out. Seriously, girls, I want to share a treasured secret with you: Men, deep down inside, HATE cheap strip clubs. Honest to God. Any guy who "loves" cheap dives like this, needs help. A man is made of muscle and pride. Mostly pride. And no prideful guy is going to risk getting disease, fights, or beaten-up, by even getting close to a joint such as in this photo. If you are going to go this route and for his Valentine's Day gift, (REFER TO PHOTO AT BOTTOM). Go with your hubby to the gentleman's club of his choice. You might have more fun than you think.

#3 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

is easy, tasty, fun, and doesn't cost that much, ladies. Simply send your husband alone or with a friend or who (with good characters) to a place that specializes in hot wings. You may not know it, but hot wings are the Official Food for Guys Everywhere for the reasons previously-mentioned. What fun he will have eating basket-after-basket of hot wings with iced tea, or whatever beverage he prefers. And this outing will give your husband time to catch-up on the latest sports news and rumors and just be a guy or a little while. Believe me, girls, he may look like, on the outside, he is having fun with his buds, but on the inside, he is wishing he were home with you. This I know from personal experience.

#4 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

and this one, ladies, you can participate, all you want because my idea of giving your man a "Pretty French Maid," is fun, affordable and might add some sparks to both your love lives. Just rent a French maid's wardrobe from your local costume store, learn maybe one or three French words, and greet him at the door when he gets home or wakes up on Valentine's Day. You two will have a ball letting him tell you what to do as his French maid. He might ask you to cook him a French dish. If he does, just whip-up some very-thin pancakes and call them "crepes." Bring him his favorite drink as your role as his French maid. Flirt with him. Do not allow him to get near the television remote, and you have it made. And when your girlfriends ask you the day after why "he" is grinning, you simply say, "moi."

#5 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

simply put, girls, and I hate to anger you, but a New Car for hubby would be THE ideal gift for Valentine's Day. And this one gift would cover his birthday, Christmas, and anniversary gifts for years to come, so you see, girls, this is not only a great gift, but saves money too. And if you cannot buy your guy a new set of wheels, simple lease a new car for one day for your husband to ride around town to be seen by his friends who will "think" you bought him this car and make him look good. Either way, you will be the one looking good.

#6 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

is so easy that you should have done this years earlier. Just locate the nearest arena where the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) guys are wrestling and then you, dress in your prettiest get-up and approach the promoter about your husband getting to not only meet, but hang-out with one of the WWE Superstars such as, "Big Show," "Shamus," "John Ceena," or "Booker T." Your husband will remember this one Valentine's Day for years to come. And while he is enjoying himself at the wrestling match, you can enjoy some "you time," at home resting, reading, or just being by yourself, which is always a good thing to help a married couple appreciate what they have at home.

#7 MEN'S VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

is probably, of all these super-special guy gifts, my favorite gift for guys: Send your loving husband with his friends, to an old-fashioned tractor pull. The event is simple, so most guys will not have to think that much. A tractor pull pits jet-fueled and diesel-fueled tractors against the other to see which tractor can pull a heavy sled the longest length. Men and women both compete and own their own tractors and teams. Believe this or not, a tractor pull is so much fun that even the dainest of girlie-girls can have a great time--yelling for their favorite driver, drinking cold beer and eating vendor food that is out of this world delicious. And the cost of admission is nominal, so girls, get out your debit or credit cards, and send your hard-working man to a tractor pull, but caution him, that HE is not to try to pull the sled like Superman.

THIS IS ANOTHER HAPPY MAN . . .

FOR HIS WIFE, ON THE RIGHT, A PRETTY GIRL, PAID FOR HIM AND HER TO ATTEND A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB. YES, A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB FOR HIS VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT. WHAT A RARE INDIVIDUAL HIS WIFE IS TO DO THIS FOR HIM.
FOR HIS WIFE, ON THE RIGHT, A PRETTY GIRL, PAID FOR HIM AND HER TO ATTEND A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB. YES, A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB FOR HIS VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT. WHAT A RARE INDIVIDUAL HIS WIFE IS TO DO THIS FOR HIM.

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    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hello, phdast7, thanks so very much. I sincerely mean that. I have a heart for wives and girlfriends who are in relationships with guys who are hard to shop for. Maybe this hub will help. Thanks again. I hope you have a wonderful day.

      Your friend,

      Kenneth

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      Theresa Ast 

      6 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Oh my, what husband wouldn't be happy with one of these gifts. You have hit the jackpot once again. Great hub and a lot of fun.

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dearest Susan,

      oh, he IS out there. It's up to you to be keenly-sensitive to his presence. He might be the next guy who comes through your door to the right. Just saying. Have a great day and enjoy yourself and THANKS SO MUCH for the comment. I love them.

      Kenneth

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      Sueswan 

      6 years ago

      Dearest Kennth,

      I will have to keep my eyes open for that 6'3 black hair good samaritan. ;)

      Take care my friend:)

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hello, hoteltravel . . .and you are much welcome for the gift ideas. I am here to please. And sometimes I do. Have a great Valentine's Day.

      Kenneth

      PS: visit with me often.

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      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dearest Susan,

      Happy Valentine's Day to you also. And a Special Thank YOU for the comment and votes. They, like you, are always-appreciated. I hope that "he" comes along when you least expect it. Like when you are in line at a coffee shop. "That will be $3.44," says the clerk behind the counter. You fumble in your purse, but only find $3.00. You apologize. The clerk grows impatient....until a bariotone voice says behind you, "I got this," and hands the clerk his 44 cents. He, the good samaritan,stands 6' 3", black hair, wearing a London Fog raincoat, with expensive suit and designer Italian shoes. Then he hits you with, "now you owe me for that coffee. Let's sit down and let you pay it off." Something like that.

      Kenneth

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      hoteltravel 

      6 years ago from Thailand

      Your hubs are a welcome relief in the middle of a hectic day. Thanks for letting girls know what really men want from them for the D-day. You hit the nail right on the head with "you can enjoy some "you time," at home". Voting up and funny.

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      Sueswan 

      6 years ago

      Hi Kenneth,

      I don't have a special guy but I have learned from your hub that guys don't want to spend Valentine's day with their wives or significant other. lol

      Voted up and funny.

      Happy Valentine's Day my friend. Hope you get that car you always wanted. ;-)

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      My Dear Giselle,

      Firstly, THANK YOU, for your sweet comments and compliment. I will try hard to be worthy of your words. Yes. The luxury car lease would be a great way to say, I love you, to your guy or gal if a guy reads this. It can work both ways. And yes, many girls, Ive found out, love Hooters for the hot guys who show up to see hot girls...that too works both ways...'cept for me. Im not able. Or interested. Im old, broken down, and there is not a pretty girl in her right mind who would give me a first, second of third look. This, I know. And I can live with that. As long as I can make people happy with hubs, Im happy.

      Thanks again, Dear Giselle!

      Kenneth

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      Giselle Maine 

      6 years ago

      Kenneth, you are a GENIUS! Thanks for these ideas. I especially like the one about renting a luxury car for a day... but I think I might try this for my husband's birthday instead of Valentine's though (we both like to keep Valentine's Day very simple). Also, do you think a guy would like to go to Hooter's with his wife?

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      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hello, Nellieanna, long time,no YOU! LOL. Thank you very much for taking time to read this hub and leave such a touching comment. I try to make both, men and women, happy. I said "try." And thanks for the votes too.

      Be good. Come back often.

      Kenneth

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      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hello, Dear catgypsy,

      Thank YOU for your lovely comment! Some guys might love THESE gifts while some may not. If I were healthy, Id love the Bama game ticket. And . . .the hotwing gift is da bomb. Thanks, cat, for "everything."

      Kenneth

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      6 years ago from TEXAS

      Kenneth, I LOVE these ideas! Truly-they really are tailored to please most any guy, deep down inside. You've done a masterful job of collecting and presenting them! :-) Hugs.

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      catgypsy 

      6 years ago from the South

      Great Hub! I'm sure all the guys would enjoy these more than the cutesy romantic gifts we get them!

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      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dear Sunnie. . .you got it. Fishing and hotwings...the true way to a man's heart. Thank you, seriously though, Sunnie, for, pardon the pun, for "shining on my day," because where I live, its raining and overcast. Thank you so much for taking time for me.

      God will surely reward you.

      Kenneth

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      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dear ThePracticalMommy,

      Thank you for not only the honest comment, but your supportive remarks on this and all the hubs you have read that Ive written. Socks? Tie? Hmmmm. I could use a new tie and uh, oh, socks???? Never wear them. Nice gifts though...that Matchbox car...that, my dear, is a collector's item like Hot Wheels....YOU had better stash this just for you.

      Sincerely,

      Kenneth

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      Sunnie Day 

      6 years ago

      Kenneth,

      This was so funny..I loved the one you wrote for the woman but this is so great too..I will take all these into consideration...Fishing and hot wings...he should be in heaven..lol

      Thank you for the smiles,

      Sunnie

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      Marissa 

      6 years ago from United States

      Darn! I'll have to take back the new tie, socks and underpants...Now what? Would a Matchbox car count as a 'new car'? That's about all I can afford....

      Sigh.

      I guess it's chicken wings this year then. I'll even get them in three different flavors.

      Thanks for the ideas, Kenneth! ;)

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