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Admiring Women Who Have Mastered "That" Look

Updated on July 9, 2016
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Kenneth has been a member of HubPages for five years. He is retired from a 23-year career in the weekly newspaper business.

Shout-out to all women

Women. I love 'em. Don't you? I do not care if you are into a verbal boxing match most every night with your wife of now 24 years, just think of what it would be like without her? Makes you stop and think, huh? Me? I strive to not think such things.

Honestly, and I do include Shakespeare, Robert Frost, Poe, and Hemingway in this statement: There is no possible way under God's sun that a woman, much less women can be described in one page of text. Make that a book or two. I admit it. I have, years ago, thought it would be great to be "the one" male on earth who actually wrote an essay or short story that told every loving detail, trait, attribute and talent that God gave women. I said it and I do not apologize.

Pop princess, Britney Spears uses "that" look to show fans just how hot and talented she is
Pop princess, Britney Spears uses "that" look to show fans just how hot and talented she is | Source

"Guys, I will give you that one. Did you read how I want you to participate in this hub in the text above Britney?"

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"Sorry. I was just sitting here wondering why I am with you anyway?"

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"Ha. Ha. I am starting my own business next week and you will be working for me."

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"I hate your arrogance, pal. So I am checking out the gorgeous catalog model at the table right behind you."

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"You had your phone. But didn't call me. Now we have no reservations at our favorite restaurant. Are you that ignorant?"

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"Doofus! I did not say chicken soup. I said clearly 'sensitivity in marriage group.'"

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"You worked late? Why do you smell like a woman's perfume? Do you really think that I am that dumb?"

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"What??? Your "ex" is now working in your office?"

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Okay, guys. Cover this text and guess what the girl to the right is trying to get her boyfriend or husband to understand.

Give up?

"Go home? We've been dating for three yeas. I said I do not want to be alone."

"Thanks for reading this helpful piece. Now. If you are struggling how to best describe my hub, may I suggest the word directly below."

~~~~~~ Kenneth

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© 2016 Kenneth Avery

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      John Ward 10 months ago

      Good Kenneth. Humorous and funny but interesting treatment. Did enjoy.

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      Elijah A Alexander Jr 10 months ago from Washington DC

      Each photo could suggest what you said but I don't believe most of your assessments are correct.

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      Kenneth Avery 9 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      John,

      Thank you so much. I appreciate your positive input.

      Glad to have produced something that you enjoyed.

      Write me anytime.

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      Kenneth Avery 9 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      TheONatureBoy,

      I try.

      Thanks for the comment and stay in touch.

      Peace.

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      Elijah A Alexander Jr 9 months ago from Washington DC

      Kenneth,

      I couldn't resist making some kind of comment on this one, those looks could very well suggest what you said but that doesn't mean you are correct. I enjoyed it.

      I often look at what you write but don't always comment.

      Peace to you as well.

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      Kenneth Avery 9 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      TheONatureBoy,

      That is cool, brother. I welcome any and all comments for I have long since accepted there is no such animal as a PERFECT hubber, journalist or even a novelist.

      Just us flesh and bone mortals.

      Have a peaceful Sunday. Write anytime.

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