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Aquarius Woman Compatibility

Updated on November 10, 2011

You're thinking about dating a beautiful lady who happens to fall under the astrological sun sign of Aquarius? This article will tell you what you can expect... the truth, and (almost) nothing but the truth about an Aquarius woman

Many Aquarius woman would be drop-dead gorgeous if they bothered to bathe and shave their leg and facial hair. Unfortunately, these artsy tree-hugger ladies aren't that into hygiene. If you can overlook their odor and their unkempt appearance, then an Aquarius gal might just be for you!

Aquarians are 'eccentric' (which is just a kinder word for 'nuts'). There are more Aquarians in mental institutions than any other sign. Depending on the security levels of the hospital they are in therefore, arranging a date night could be very difficult.

Aquarians are ruled by the plant Uranus... which is ironic because they themselves can be such pains in the behind.

In short, these free-thinking hippies are find to deal with so long as you have an amply supply of soap...

Just please DON'T make the mistake of giving them your real cell phone number.





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    • Petra Vlah profile image

      Petra Vlah 

      7 years ago from Los Angeles

      This is sooo funny, but what you said on the forum abot Sarah Palin is just priceless.Keep it up

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      Binaya.Ghimire 

      7 years ago

      Interesting! But are Aquarius woman interested on Taurus man?

    • Greek One profile imageAUTHOR

      Greek One 

      7 years ago

      Oh come now Rajab.. it's all for fun.. and the men of the zodiac are next. You aren't THAT sensitive are you?

    • Rajab Nsubuga profile image

      Rajab Nsubuga 

      7 years ago from Kampala, Uganda

      Is that the way you get back to your woman? This aint funny. Go back to mama

    • Hollie Thomas profile image

      Hollie Thomas 

      7 years ago from United Kingdom

      I thought it was, glad I'm not an Aquarian though :)

    • Greek One profile imageAUTHOR

      Greek One 

      7 years ago

      it was meant to be funny... but course, if you have to ask.. then it wasn't lol

    • Paradise7 profile image

      Paradise7 

      7 years ago from Upstate New York

      I thought this was funny, in sort of a mean kind of way. It was meant to be funny, right? Or do you have an Aquarius girlfriend...to whom you are dropping cyberhints?

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