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Bet You Didn't Know

Updated on October 21, 2014

3.9% of women surveyed say they never wear underwear

Personally I can't imagine wearing no underwear if your are wearing pants. I can understand if you are wearing a dress.

The thought of a women not wearing any underwear is quite erotic..

Notice that I do not have a stat for men not wearing underwear. That's because I don't care about them. As for me, I will always wear underwear if there is a zipper involved. Trust me, that little guy doesn't like getting caught in the zipper. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me on that one.

So, anyone out there gone without the undies for a day?

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

I imagine if you are a guy with a foot fetish this could be an enjoyable thing. As much as I enjoy looking at a woman's foot, I really don't want to be hit by flying footwear.

The real stat that I would want to know is, What percentage of flying footwear hits the intended target. The lower the woman's percentage, the more likely I would date her.

Anyone out the a thrower of footwear?

12 Revealing Facts About Your Underwear

Forty five percent of people admit to peeing in the shower

I read that forty five percent of people admit to peeing in the shower. It sounds like the other fifty five percent have something to hide.

I would ask how many of you pee in the shower, but I question if everyone would answer truthfully.

To some peeing in the shower sounds gross. To others it makes perfect sense. I mean it all goes to the same place, right? Plus it saves time and water.

While peeing in the shower isn't that bad, pooping in the shower is a completely different story.


Only about 2% of the world population has green eyes.

Another strange fact that I can relate to. Only about 2% of the world population has green eyes. That makes me quite rare. I have green eyes.

My eyes aren't the killer type of eyes. No one has ever said my eyes were my best asset. Matter of fact, I can't remember anyone saying I had a best asset.

Surprisingly, Blue eyes are not the most popular. They are number four behind brown, hazel and gray. The rarest eye color is black. Green is the fourth rarest color.

So, next time you see me, look me in the eyes. They might not be my best asset, but they are rare.

Sex For Pleasure

Humans, chimpanzees and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Yeah, I read this and it got me to thinking.

First thoughts were of sex for just procreation, no pleasure. It must be hard to perform with all that pressure. I mean, the fate of your species could be on the line. What happens if you enjoy your procreation session? Does happy sperm not do the same job as all business sperm?

My next train of thought was, if I got drunk and had a threesome with a chimpanzee and dolphin, it would be pleasurable for all. Just saying.


Car airbags kill one person for every 22 lives that they save

Here in the States all cars come with airbags. I don't know about other countries. Here, every car comes with at least two. Both in the front.

The purpose of these bags are to save lives in case of an accident. They are supposed to keep you from going through the windshield or hitting the dashboard.

I just read that car airbags kill one person for every 22 lives that they save. Great for the first 22 people. Sucks to be number 23.

Since you can't trust airbags anymore, I've decided to only drive with a big breasted woman on my lap. Relax, it's a joke and not meant to be sexist. I'm equal opportunity. I'll let small breasted women sit on my lap too.

There are male and female robots

Robots are taking over the world. Every year mire jobs are given to robots. Building things, destroying things, and even preforming surgeries.

As time goes by, humans will have to earn to live with these robots. I'm not an expert, but I am willing to share some advice.

There are male and female robots. The males are referred to as "Andriods" while the female is referred to as “Gynoid".

I advise you not to mix this up. You have seen the movies. You know what a pissed off robot can do!

The giggle incontinence is the involuntary release of urine in response to giggling or laughter.

"The giggle incontinence is the involuntary release of urine in response to giggling or laughter. It may be related to cataplexy, a sudden transient episode of loss of muscle tone often triggered by strong emotions." I just read this online.

This is what I want to do to you. Basically I just want to make you laugh so hard that you pee yourself. Has this ever happened to any of you?

Whenever I can get someone to do this, it's a good day for me. If I can get you to laugh so hard that you lose bladder control, then I am on my comedic game.

It sounds cruel, but you have to understand I live to make people smile and laugh. It is my drug of choice. The sound of laughter reminds me that the world and it's inhabitants, are not all that bad. Regardless of what is going on.

I've never laughed so hard that I peed myself, but I have made my stomach hurt laughing.

7 in 10 Americans have some kind of fear of the dark

Again I'm roaming the internet. Looking for nothing in particular, yet things catch my eye. The latest thing that peaked my interest was, "7 in 10 Americans have some kind of fear of the dark".

I guess it is the fact that in the dark, you can't see. You don't know what is making noises or moving around. The shadows and light play with your sense of sight. Things don't appear what they really are.

I think the real reason that those people fear the dark is because they know I'm lurking out there. At any point I can reach out and grab you. You will never see it coming.

Do you fear the dark?

Are You Really My Parents?

Totally bored, I'm surfing the web. No, not porno sites. Get out of the gutter you sick reader. I'm just surfing, with no agenda. As I'm surfing, I run across this statement. "On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!"

In today's age, I find that quite astonishing. Especially with how sick the world is today. You would think someone would have thought of some way of keeping track.

Naturally, I encourage you all to look at your family tree. Maybe, just maybe, you were given to the wrong parents. I have my suspisions lol.

Another Service I Offer

It has been said that cuddling is a form of antidepressant. It can be used to alleviate depression and anxiety. This got me to thinking.

I'm a nice guy. I enjoy helping people out. Therefore, if anyone is depressed I offer to cuddle with you. How ever long it takes until you feel better. Seconds, minutes, hours or days, my service is available.

Now, this is just a cuddle. If you want kisses, you are going to have to pay for them. The cuddles are free, the kisses cost.

Anyone out there need a cuddle treatment?


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    • mrpooper profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago

      Jeannieinabottle What can I say, I'm a giver lol

    • Jeannieinabottle profile image

      Jeannie InABottle 

      3 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      You are very generous to offer free hugs to everyone. There are services that charge for cuddling! I am not kidding either. Google "snuggle buddies" when you get a chance. The prices are pretty reasonable, but hey, you can't beat free. :-)


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