Crazy behavior.....single women
The new age single woman’s crazy behavior:
#1. Sleep with everyone who smiles at you or whispers something pretty in your ear and wonder why you never become a girlfriend/wife.
#2. Believe everything someone says without waiting to verify the truth.
#3. Believe you are in a relationship or on your way to marriage from your first interaction and/or discussion.
#4. Google and background check everyone you have a random conversation with under the guise you need to “check him out” although you aren’t anything to him.
#5. Become totally delusional and convince yourself you are in a relationship, only problem is he has no idea or reason to draw the same conclusion.
#6. Snoop in his phone and attempt to break email/social media codes because you feel you are entitled to know his every thought, interaction, and movement.
#7. Pretend to be June Cleaver although you are a witch on a broomstick in real life.
#8. Fake like you are interested in all the things he enjoys although you could care less.
#9. Follow him home so you can find out more about him.
#10. Obsessively call and text this man multiple times although he has never responded to either.
#11. Suggest how you are ready to move in and think August is a great time to get married.
#12. Receive your restraining order with pride for committing all these crazy offenses after 1 day.
Rock on all you psycho, delusional, obsessive, desperate, aggressive stalker daters!