Derriere With Flair
The perfect woman may compete,
With Bette Davis eyes,
Shirley Temple’s dimples,
And Tina Turner’s thighs.
.
What qualities come in handy?
On whose palate do the taste buds rest?
Perky little tomatoes?
Or cantaloupes like Mae West?
.
Nina Simone has her truth.
Aretha Franklin has her soul.
Billie Holiday had her blues,
Is physical attraction the only goal?
.
Some have beguiling ways
With luscious lips and hips,
And cracking whips,
That launch and sink a thousand ships.
.
Venus de Milo i.e. Aphrodite,
Certainly had her charms.
Her front and back are all intact,
Although she has no arms.
.
Some have most parts,
Some seem to have it all,
Like eternally young Marilyn Monroe,
Sophia Loren and Lauren Bacall.
.
But she doesn’t have Betty Grable legs.
She doesn’t have Mona Lisa’s smile.
But she has a superior posterior,
That drives me Oscar wild.
.
Some have other goals.
They hear another call.
I can’t resist, I must insist,
To get to the bottom of it all.
.
It shakes, it rocks, and it rolls,
And gives notions with its motions.
The movement is rhythmically soothing,
And affects the tides upon the oceans.
.
Her glutes are like two Christmas hams,
Underneath the mistle-toe.
I could watch her behind all day long,
Her butt should have its own TV show.
.
Her tookus could win a blue ribbon,
At any county fair.
I love the swing on her back-porch.
She has a derriere with flair.
.
.
~Micky Dee~
…06-22-13…
.
More? Butt, butt...
It’s a rhythmically soothing,
Swish and sway.
I’d subscribe to her channel,
With reruns twenty-four hours a day.
.
.
.
.
.
The perfect strut and butt,
Deserving of the second look,
I might tweet it on twitter,
Or face it on facebook.
.
.
.
.
.
If it’s still unclear about her rear,
Allow me to remind,
I’d like a pillow made,
With her behind in mind,
.
.
.
.
.
It has a life of its own,
The perfection is uncanny!
It’s ideal to clone!
I found the perfect fanny.
.
.
~Micky Dee~
...06-23-13...
.