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Does The Size Of A Man's Nose Matter?

Updated on May 13, 2013
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My passion is writing about love, sex, dating, and relationships. I write based on my own personal experiences and those that I relate to.

Does the size of a man’s nose matter? It’s become the age-old question debated by a variety of women; some go back-and-forth, and others have a definite answer to it. My opinion? Yes!

The bigger the nose, the better…right? Well, first let’s discuss what I’m actually referring to—and in this case—it’s in reference to his lower half. Depending on what size you’ve experienced in the past—and if he knows what he’s doing with it (again, I’m NOT denoting his actual nose)—bigger can be in fact, better.

After lengthy conversations with my friends, we have determined a specific correlation between a man’s nose and his…penis size. It appears to be a more precise correspondence than comparing it to his hands (or feet).

The ‘nose’ theory didn’t start off right away. I remember discussing the ‘big hand’ theory in college with my girlfriends, but that seemed to more of a disappointment that actuality. The size of his hands had nothing to do with the size of his penis. In fact, if his hands were big and his penis was small-to-average, it just made it look smaller…Yikes!

Then, there was a new theory: if a man has big feet, then he must have a big penis. I suddenly found myself spending more time looking down at his feet or asking what his shoe size was, verses getting to know the guy. There were several men I dated who wore very trendy nice shoes, but again, this proved to be another disappointing theory.

The problem is, once you go big, it can be hard to go back. I decided to have a talk with myself, “If he’s really nice and we have chemistry, size doesn’t really matter.” So, I left it up to luck, crossing my fingers and praying that I find a guy with the whole package—someone respectable with a decent (or big) size penis. Let’s just say I’m not a very lucky person.

As I aged and found a new group of girlfriends, a new theory formed as well: a man who has a big nose usually has a big penis…seemingly 8/10 guys proved this theory! Those odds are much better.

That new theory made more sense; his nose is a mirror (or reflection) of his penis. If you think about it, men have two faces: the head on top of his body and the one between his legs. Unfortunately when it comes to certain decision-making, his lower-half does most of the talking. Just to be clear, I’m not saying that all men with a big nose also have a bigger penis. The percentage is higher, however there are some men who have small noses, but also have big penises.

Through much investigation, talking with girlfriends on nose-verses-penis size, and my own personal sleuthing, I have found this theory to be the most accurate. Hurrah! Plus, there are other things a man with a larger nose can do…it’s like having two for one.

If penis size is important to you, take a glance at a man’s nose compared to the size of his face. If he has a bigger nose relative to his face, for the most part, it’s a good sign (but again, this is not 100% guaranteed).

Ladies, at the end of the day, having a man with a big penis who either doesn’t know what he’s doing, or that makes him extremely cocky (no pun intended) isn’t worth it. Passing up any man who will treat you with respect, kindness, and love is what truly matters. We all have needs, wants, and desires, but never compromise yours with a man who has too much nose envy….and knows it!


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      titfan 2 years ago

      Hi there, I'm a man and fully agree with your assessment and conclusion but keeping in mind that 'big' doesn't necessaroly mean 'long'. Perhaps you might have realized it yourself. My penis when erect is very thick (almost 6 in. around, which I understand is what matters more to the girls when it comes to sexual intercourse) but the length is just about 6 in. Likewise, my nose is 'fatter' than 'being very long' although it's definitely got a high bridge to it and protrudes about an inch out of the face.

      Going by Sarah's comment, it's not surprising then that the Chinese (and Asian) girls whom I've met were so much in 'love' with my nose and never lost an opportunity gazing at it, and even taking pictures of it. I remember one Chinese girl even asking me to touch my nose with my fnger and enjoying the sight. It's probably a reflection of what she wanted to do herself, if allowed to.

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      Stephanie Bailey 3 years ago from Denver

      Thank you for your feedback Sarah, I love your intelligent knowledge on this subject. Thank you for reading!

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      Sarah 3 years ago

      This is very true. In Chinese face reading, its ascertained that nose size is indicative of penis size! The reasoning is that the nose is the only external organ just like the penis, and from scientific POV, the more testesterone the higher the nose bridge (and brow bone of course), and presumably penis size is affected by one's testesterone level.

      From what I gathered from girlfriends, its very true. I wouldn't go for a guy with a low nose bridge, and def not a chubby guy with a small nose, those are the worse just Google.

      To answer a question above, a girl's nose is indicative of her husband's social status and wealth. Explore Master So Man Fung if you'd like to know more! Cheers!

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      Leo 3 years ago

      What about girl's nose size, what it represents then ???

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      Stephanie Bailey 4 years ago from Denver

      Thank you DDE and Kenneth for reading and for positive words!

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      Kenneth Avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hello, Miss-Adventures,

      I loved this hub for it was well-written and a great read. I gladly voted up and all the way.

      It is so nice to meet you on hubs. Keep up the great work.

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Does The Size Of A Man's Nose Matter?, I had never given thought about a man's nose, but you have taught me lots here, thanks