- Gender and Relationships
Does The Size Of A Man's Nose Matter?
Does the size of a man’s nose matter? It’s become the age-old question debated by a variety of women; some go back-and-forth, and others have a definite answer to it. My opinion? Yes!
The bigger the nose, the better…right? Well, first let’s discuss what I’m actually referring to—and in this case—it’s in reference to his lower half. Depending on what size you’ve experienced in the past—and if he knows what he’s doing with it (again, I’m NOT denoting his actual nose)—bigger can be in fact, better.
After lengthy conversations with my friends, we have determined a specific correlation between a man’s nose and his…penis size. It appears to be a more precise correspondence than comparing it to his hands (or feet).
The ‘nose’ theory didn’t start off right away. I remember discussing the ‘big hand’ theory in college with my girlfriends, but that seemed to more of a disappointment that actuality. The size of his hands had nothing to do with the size of his penis. In fact, if his hands were big and his penis was small-to-average, it just made it look smaller…Yikes!
Then, there was a new theory: if a man has big feet, then he must have a big penis. I suddenly found myself spending more time looking down at his feet or asking what his shoe size was, verses getting to know the guy. There were several men I dated who wore very trendy nice shoes, but again, this proved to be another disappointing theory.
The problem is, once you go big, it can be hard to go back. I decided to have a talk with myself, “If he’s really nice and we have chemistry, size doesn’t really matter.” So, I left it up to luck, crossing my fingers and praying that I find a guy with the whole package—someone respectable with a decent (or big) size penis. Let’s just say I’m not a very lucky person.
As I aged and found a new group of girlfriends, a new theory formed as well: a man who has a big nose usually has a big penis…seemingly 8/10 guys proved this theory! Those odds are much better.
That new theory made more sense; his nose is a mirror (or reflection) of his penis. If you think about it, men have two faces: the head on top of his body and the one between his legs. Unfortunately when it comes to certain decision-making, his lower-half does most of the talking. Just to be clear, I’m not saying that all men with a big nose also have a bigger penis. The percentage is higher, however there are some men who have small noses, but also have big penises.
Through much investigation, talking with girlfriends on nose-verses-penis size, and my own personal sleuthing, I have found this theory to be the most accurate. Hurrah! Plus, there are other things a man with a larger nose can do…it’s like having two for one.
If penis size is important to you, take a glance at a man’s nose compared to the size of his face. If he has a bigger nose relative to his face, for the most part, it’s a good sign (but again, this is not 100% guaranteed).
Ladies, at the end of the day, having a man with a big penis who either doesn’t know what he’s doing, or that makes him extremely cocky (no pun intended) isn’t worth it. Passing up any man who will treat you with respect, kindness, and love is what truly matters. We all have needs, wants, and desires, but never compromise yours with a man who has too much nose envy….and knows it!