Funny Facts About Women Every Man Should Know
Just for Laughs
Women are totally different from men - that's a given. Most women love getting a lot of attention and would pout, fuss around if they don't get what they want.
If you're a man, then you would absolutely enjoy the list of fun facts that I have listed below. Maybe by the end of it all, you will be able to understand your woman better! No chance? Well, at least you tried anyway!
If you're a woman, take these facts in the right spirit and show this list to the man in your life, especially if you feel that he doesn't know a thing about girls.
List of Funny Facts About Women
- Women are not actually looking for an honest answer when they ask you, 'How do I look?'
- Women are definitely NOT looking for an honest answer when they ask you, 'Is that girl hot?'
- Women are never wrong. Apologizing is a man's responsibility.
- It's okay for two women to dance together and not be considered gay. This cannot be said when two men are dancing together though.
- A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce from her partner if he doesn't offer her coffee.
- It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy if your name is Mary.
- If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
When women are right about something, they just sit there quietly without saying anything. They might nod at you with a sarcastic smile which is a sure-shot sign that they don't believe a single word that you are saying. Have you noticed how men go on and on to prove their point?
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest
Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful
Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
Women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.
- Women get cranky for no absolute reason. Deal with it!
- Women will always be attracted to the bad boys, but will eventually settle down with one of the good guys. We just have to get over the fact that we can’t change the bad boy and then we wise up and go looking for that sweet, nice guy, so there is definite hope for all you nice guys!