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Getting Lucky - Easier than You Thought

Updated on July 19, 2014

Great First Dates For The Intellectual, Romantic, or Tomboy

Here you will find some information on how to impress a women based on the type of women she is: Intellectual, Romantic, or Tomboy.

First of all, where should you go?

  • You can't decide on a movie, a bar, a restaurant, or the pit of a concert.
  • If it's a movie, what kind should you watch?
  • If it's a restaurant, where should you go?
  • A night out? Are you gonna hit the pub, a hole-in-the-wall, or a fancy nightclub?
I will help you light the fire in each one of these ladies?

I am here to help because... well, I'm nice like that. Sometimes I feel sorry for you men. You could use a little help. We all know you won't read Nora Roberts Novels for ideas. (O;

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Let's Break These Ladies Down

So that YOU Can Win One Over

First of all, the things you've heard over time about woman appreciating coming home to an empty sink, garbage can or toilet are in fact true. That's a given.

We are talking about new relationships and refreshers, now.

The whole key to "getting some" has to do with your ability to listen. It is pertinent that you know what type of woman you are dealing with. You can't do that if you don't listen. We have the following:

Intellectual

Romantic

Tomboy

All of these ladies -Intellectual, Romantic, Tomboy- will appreciate a romantic dinner; although, their version of "romantic" will differ.

Poll - Calling Men Only - Women, There's a Poll a Little Lower on the Page Just for us

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Which of These Three Ladies do You Tend to Like the Most?

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How to Win Over an Intellectual - Woman

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Check out that body language. She may be tough to break.

An intellectual would rather be in a nice restaurant that has a semi-full clientele. She wants to show off her brains to a stranger. Don't fear. It's only to impress you.

Intellectual's prefer movie's of the documentary type. If you can't stomach a documentary a foreign film may do. After the movie an intellectual would prefer to talk for awhile. Her brain gets her hot.

How to Win Over a Romantic - Woman

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Romantic girls can tend to be a little dream-ish. You will have to work hard to keep her attention.

A romantic would prefer to be in a private corner of an already private restaurant. Candlelight will make a huge impact. She wants your undivided attention. No looking at other chicks allowed.

Romantic's prefer chick flicks. After the movie is over they would prefer to gaze in your eyes, wondering if you are the one. Fantasy gets her hot.

How to Win Over a Tomboy - Woman

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Tomboy's tend to be very independent. Be careful not to imply that they need a mans help.

A tomboy would rather be one of the guys. They would prefer going to a sports bar or a dive. They just might challenge you to a beer-bong. If a good looking girl walks past and your eyes follow her she might say, "She's not bad but," pointing somewhere else, "she is hot! Hello?"

Tomboys get all worked up over sports or hot-rod movies. Rather than talking or gazing into your eyes after the movie, they would prefer another beer-bong. Cars and sports get her hot.

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Women and Toliet Seats

Yes, Toliet Seats

If you manage to earn a place overnight and you "accidentally" leave the toilet seat up...

An intellectual will sit on the porcelain rim. As she is falling in she will think, "That's okay. I will change him."

A romantic will sit on the porcelain rim. As she is falling in she will think, "I could love him anyway."

A tomboy will sit on the porcelain rim. As she is falling in she will think, "Yeah, but I out-beer-bonged his a*&^#@!"

Then all three chicks will go out to feed their cat(s). Unless they are allergic, a high percentage will have a cat, usually multiples. If they don't have cat(s) they will have dog(s).

Oh yeah, don't forget to grab a bag of trash on your way out. That almost guarantees you a second night.

Disclaimer: The opinions of the author were greatly influenced by Coors Light. HA!

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What Type of Woman do You Most See Yourself As?

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What Helps You - Seduce Women?

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    • NibsyNell profile image

      NibsyNell 

      5 years ago

      Aha this is a very entertaining lens!

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      Barbara02 

      6 years ago

      I like your poll questions. :)

    • howtocurecancer profile image

      howtocurecancer 

      7 years ago

      Great lens. Love it.

    • callinsky lm profile imageAUTHOR

      callinsky lm 

      8 years ago

      @Kapalbility: I bet there is a Tomboy out there who dresses romantic on occasion, and I give the best advice when I'm under the influence. Ta haa haa haaa

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      Kapalbility 

      8 years ago

      Erm. I could really use your help on the seduction part. Please, do not drink the Coors when you give me advice. Now, I prefer the Tomboy. Can I have a Tomboy who dresses like the Romantic?

    • callinsky lm profile imageAUTHOR

      callinsky lm 

      8 years ago

      @GeorgeK2010: Yeah. We are not easy. Ta heee heee.

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      GeorgeK2010 

      8 years ago

      So true for most of this from what I've seen in my short life, though I can never pretend to really understand women ! No matter how hard I try !

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