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Girls, Want to Know All About a Man? Watch His Eyebrows

Updated on March 31, 2016
These eyebrows say that a man is relaxed, attentive, and now is the time for girlfriends and wives to talk to him.
These eyebrows say that a man is relaxed, attentive, and now is the time for girlfriends and wives to talk to him. | Source
Celebrity, Mario Lopez, shows a whimsical, happy spirit by his eyebrows in this shot.
Celebrity, Mario Lopez, shows a whimsical, happy spirit by his eyebrows in this shot. | Source

"Gump" opened by eyes

"Mama always said that you could tell a lot about a person by looking at their shoes." ~~~ Tom Hanks, as Forrest Gump." Nice thought, "Forrest.

Kinda. Sorta.

And while I did enjoy your movie, I find in the real world another way that people can only tell what you, the men, are thinking, but what you are all about simply by looking at your eyebrows. Yep. Your eyebrows. I suppose you thought I was going for another member of your anatomy. No. This is a serious piece.

"Gotta keep those eyebrows  looking smug. Don't want my girlfriend to know anything about me."
"Gotta keep those eyebrows looking smug. Don't want my girlfriend to know anything about me." | Source

My thinking also overrides the old adage: "The eyes are the windows of the soul." Although this sounds dramatic and worthy of usage in a Broadway play or Hollywood film, it is not a direct method of determining a man's inner-self or what thoughts he is thinking.

I am proud to present . . .

Girls, Want to Know All About a Man? Watch His Eyebrows

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This guy's eyebrows are saying loudly . . .

"What? Me stop being popular and serve others who are less popular?"

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This man's eyebrows say,

"Girls did you quickly look at me? That was the plan. I never trim my eyebrows for I need them to get your attention.'

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Actor, Michael B. Jordan's raised eyebrow tells girls,

"No wonder you lust after me. I am famous, single, wealthy and very important."

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It's obvious what this guy's eyebrows are telling you,

"Uhh, do what? Date you in a long-lasting relationship? I might. I may not. I have to think about it while I go with a lot of other girls to just see if I can stay with one female or not. You can understand that? I am cool, suave, in great shape and worshiped by girls world-wide."

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Listen to the eyebrows,

"You were walking on the side of a pretty country lane and fell down? Then a guy offered to help you when he seen that your left leg was broken? What are you thinking? We are exclusive! I knew two weeks ago that you were very promiscuous."

Hollywood legend, Groucho Marx's eyebrows give the signal,

"I am cynical, suspicious, and very shrewd. And *I have a very high I.Q. I refuse to have a relationship with a woman who is not as intelligent as me and loves alcohol."

*This statement was from an interview with Marx talking about himself.

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We've all seen this look on Tom Cruise' eyebrows

"I am intense, serious, and mean what I say. Either give me what I want or be ready to suffer the consequences of many smooth martial arts skills and slick moves."

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You are a very pretty girl but

"This piece is NOT about you. So please leave this page until I write something about you and your friends."

(Kenneth)

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