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Guys: Nine Basic Areas of Your Image You Need to Check Before EVERY Date

Updated on March 10, 2015
Making sure you have no nose hair sticking-out when you pick-up a date is vitally-important
Making sure you have no nose hair sticking-out when you pick-up a date is vitally-important
Yes, make sure there is NO earwax in your ears so if your "honey" wants to tickle your ears to tease you
Yes, make sure there is NO earwax in your ears so if your "honey" wants to tickle your ears to tease you | Source

I'm here to help you, guys

The "doctor" is on duty.

Guys, imagine for a moment, at all of the dates you have blown before you even got the girl out of her parent's house into your sports couple. Sad, once you are honest with yourself. Look at all of the pure fun you could have had if only you had stuck to the basics of guy-girl relationships.

Okay. I will let up on you and give you a break. To make you feel better, I was preaching more to me than you.

(Excuse me for a moment while I dry my eyes. I cannot write and shed tears at the same time).

Having dirty, unkept teeth is like saying, "Hi, sweetie. I do not want to have a good time tonight."
Having dirty, unkept teeth is like saying, "Hi, sweetie. I do not want to have a good time tonight." | Source
A vulgar, nasty mouth is a definite turn-off to please any girl
A vulgar, nasty mouth is a definite turn-off to please any girl | Source

There's more about your image than just how you smell

First, allow me to set you straight on "guy economics" as it pertains to dating. Do not splurge on anything. Clothes, shoes, underwear, hair gel and cologne. Date within your means. In the end you will be richer and happier than you were just yourself from beginning of the date until the kiss good night.

I promise you two things: One, at the end of reading this piece, you will be laughing at yourself for not knowing the simplicity of personal imaging. And two, all of the single girls who read this will be giving me a standing-ovation for having the backbone for publishing this information.

Just remember, guys, successful dating has everything to do with "dating imaging." That's it. Imaging on your part. Proof: if you ask a girl out and you get out of your car wearing your cleanest clothes that are three-years old and look your best, odds are, you are going to have a great night. And if you do not pay close attention to your personal image, odds are you are going to be "dead in the water."

First, here are some things you DON'T need to do:

  • Spend hundreds on a haircut, manicure, or "manny peddy." You will see why later in this story.
  • Max-out your credit card on designer-clothing which includes underwear and shoes.
  • Throw-down the cash on a facial and pore-cleansing. It's a first date, not your wedding day.
  • Work yourself into exhaustion at a local gym doing thousands of crunches to at least "look" in shape.
  • Do a full-body cleansing in order to have great health, energy, and stamina before your first date.

If you have a calculator, add all of these needless things together and tell me in the comment boxes how much I saved you in monetary terms.

Other areas a guy needs to inspect

Leaving your zipper open
Leaving your zipper open
Dirty nose
Dirty nose
Using tobacco of any form
Using tobacco of any form
Urinating anywhere you please
Urinating anywhere you please

So, guys, here are my

Nine Basic Areas of Your Image You Need to Check Before EVERY Date

THINGS VISIBLE IN YOUR NOSTRILS -- I do not want to be vulgar, but check your nostril openings on a daily basis, not just before a date. When you meet a girl for a first date, she will look first at your eyes and then your nose. If they see something nasty protruding from your nose, you can just get back in your car for this date is not going anywhere. Girls hate for guys to be unkempt. That includes a nasty nose.

EAR WAX -- Yes, ear wax. You cannot detect this work of nature looking eye-to-eye, but say later that night when you are making-out and she starts to tickle your ears to tease you. When you feel her pull away swiftly and gasp, "Ewwww!" You won't have to guess or ask her what's wrong. You will automatically-know that she "hit pay-dirt" in your ears by digging into some ear wax with her finger.

HANDS IN PANTS -- This is serious, guys. If you have a habit of watching television with your hand down your pants, STOP it. For if your new date invites you inside to watch a movie on her television before you know it, she is telling you to leave because she leaned-over to kiss you and hits her face on your elbow. Just practice sitting watching television without your hand in your pants before you head-out on this special date. You will remember this advice. I promise.

NOSE HAIR -- this advice fits into the tip about things hanging-out of your nostril openings. Girls despise nose hair as much as a girl who is her rival. Make it a daily practice to check your ears for that unruly hair that grows inside the ears as part of being a male. And if you are after a pretty girl for a date, do this and the nose care first.

TOBACCO STAINS -- I can only tell you to give-up smoking cigarettes and chewing tobacco if you want to enjoy female companionship at will. I can testify to you that not just certain girls, but ALL girls hate men who want to date them to show-up with brown lips and especially tobacco stains in the corners of their mouths. This to me, is disrespectful toward the female. Try to give-up this habit that is able to rob you of your health, dating success and possibly your life.

NASTY TEETH -- can only become nasty if they are not brushed. And if a man uses tobacco on a daily basis. So the "toothbrush is brushing on the wall." Brush, brush, brush and your new date will appreciate you even more. And use a good mouthwash before you pick her up.

URINATING -- anywhere but the bathroom is a sure-fire turn-off. That is unless your new date is into such vulgar things. If you have to "answer nature's call," just be polite and ask your new female friend if you can use her facilities and things will be fine. But the urinating in her rose bushes is a definite no, no and if you aren't careful, you will end up with a crotch full of painful thorns.

ZIPPER OPEN -- this is probably THE worst thing that a girl can see on a guy the first time she goes out with him. A true gentleman makes sure his fly is secure, not wide-open like a barn door, if he wants her to like him. Make this the last thing (of this entire list) that you do everyday and before any date. You will be happier and have more dates than you do telemarketer calls.

I should charge for such valuable advice.

This is a BONUS tip: Do not be cheap like this guy

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hi, vkwok,

      Thank you kindly. I appreciate your support. I just hope it is of a help to all guys everywhere.

      Visit me anytime.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Definitely a hub to consult.

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hey, Mgt28,

      Love your comment. It made me happy. And yeah, talking with your wife is a wise move. And if she balks at you having a date, just show her this hub and say, "at least I am a decent-looking man in appearance. Want to check my teeth?"

      She will get a laugh out of this. I hope.

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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      akcay,

      Thanks so much for the comment and the tip. I cannot repay you . . .yet. But hey, why not become one of my followers? We could share hub ideas and such.

      Thanks again.

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      Mgt28 3 years ago

      Yeah. Thanks I will come back to this hub when I have to go on a date. Oh, I will also have to consult my wife on the legalities of such actions.

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