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How Gay Sluts Get So Many Men

Updated on May 9, 2011

I always wondered just what my life would have been like if I had been more of a slut. Although I talked a good game at an early age (filled with innuendo and double entendre) I really didn’t know what any of it meant I just knew it got a reaction if I said it or raised an eyebrow when I said it. And as I’ve always been an attention whore, I loved every minute of it. The fact was that I had a mouth like a sewer (dirty and catching all sorts of debris). One person would tell me in my early twenties, “You are jaded beyond your years.” When the truth of the matter was that I wasn’t jaded, wasn’t experienced, I was just trying to make people laugh. I remember the first man I was with, it was right before the big moment and I said, “I’ve never done this before.” Well, it set him back a bit but then he proceeded with the vigor normally only associated with a bear (not “that” kind of bear, boys) (or Jew) eating a lox. He was very into the whole scene, so much so that I often thought of using the line again. No doubt people have told say the first six people they’ve been with that they’re the first, right? It sort of makes you seem like one of the characters from Little House on the Prairie or something, complete with bonnet and innocent look in your eyes. (I’m just now wondering if there’s a limit to the amount of partners you can lie to about them being your first. Is that number one? Three? Or Three Million? How many did you tell they were the first?) Anyway, recently in a conversation with a pal we began talking about sluts, man whores, whatever you want to call them and what I discovered was that while I’ve always thought that you had to be some big handsome thing to be a slut the truth of the matter is that you just have to ask. How gay sluts get so many men – Don’t Get Me Started!

Let’s just say I know someone who falls into the slut category (okay maybe more than one). I describe the “slut category” as when you’ve slept with more people than you will see on an average subway train at rush hour on any given day. I don’t hold any judgment in fact I will applaud you and love you all the more for it because you’re allowing yourself to live life to the fullest without regrets or concerns over what some people may think. (But by all means, practice safe sex) It seems whenever a gay man tells you about having sex with someone who they’re not really emotionally involved with they’ll tell you, “He had the biggest cock you’ve ever seen.” As if that somehow is a reason to have had sex with a complete stranger. (Maybe it’s like saying you had to climb Mount Everest because it’s so tall?) I don’t know where this strange breed of men with the “largest cocks ever” live (except on the Internet) but the sluts I know seem to find the one man with the largest dick in the world wherever they go (according to the sluts and I must say from some of the photos I’ve seen they aren’t lying…much). The thing is that while the slut may be attractive, for the most part I don’t think any photographers are beating down their door to make them a model. So I began to wonder how they got Juan (the bodybuilder from Cancun), Bjorn (the model from Brussels) or Tony (the personal trainer from West Hollywood) to name a few. These guys were all stunning examples of manliness with their bulging biceps, calves bigger than my waist and foreheads that you could set tea on (no doubt from the steroids). So how do they do it? How do the a little above average looking sluts get all these men? The answer my friends is not blowing in the wind, the answer is that they asked them. Yes, you read that right. I think it’s much like an actor going on tons of auditions and getting one job. The sluts must get turned down on occasion but by in large, they take whatever they want home (or to the alley) by simply asking them if they want to. Now of course the person saying yes in most cases is probably a slut too but isn’t it great to know that you don’t have to look like Adonis to get one for twenty minutes? That’s right, there’s the secret of being a slut and finding a partner for the moment…you just have to ask. Someone once told me that you never get anything in life if you don’t ask for it and apparently that applies here as well.

I’m sure the same can be said for straight, female and male sluts too but since I’ve known less of them I didn’t really think I could speak as an authority as much as I could for the gay males I know who are sluts. I haven’t had sex with anyone but my partner of twenty-one years for the past twenty-one years and I couldn’t ever imagine having to be “on the market” again at my age, size and standards but it’s somehow great to know that if I ever did want to become a slut it wouldn’t involve changing me as much as it would be about changing my approach – no more having to be witty or buy the drinks, all I’d have to do is ask. (True, I may have to ask a thousand to get one but then again, if sluts can do it so can I, right?) How gay sluts get so many men – Don’t Get Me Started!



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    • petertheknight profile image

      petertheknight 6 years ago from Atlanta, GA

      I noticed this hub has no ads. Sometimes I click on ads just because I like the material on the page to support the writer. Maybe that is wrong of me...anyhow, I was hoping to chat with you sometime. if you would like. I know you wrote some cool things on my hubs, and so you might want to check out my 2 new hubs. Coming Out Part 2 and 3. It is kind of a beautifully complicated story, and I feel the need to get it off my chest.

      I haven't found a gay person that I can trust yet...not fully anyways.

      BTW, I think that one of the reasons sluts get so many men is because they attract them into their lives. It's called the Law of Attraction (also made popular by the book The Secret) which I totally agree with. I believe that if you think positive things into your life, then that will happen.

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      somelikeitscott 6 years ago from Las Vegas

      Wow! Now THAT'S a story!

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      Brian 6 years ago from Northern Michigan

      I'm a bad boy. I just re-read your story, and I am recently guilty of being with a slut for the sole purpose of having a guarateed quickie.

      I was recently at a gay campground, and a couple guys pointed out a dude to me, whom they picked as a sure thing. Well, I got a little drunk, and wondered into the area where guys go to "Play", and sure enough, that guy was there doing what they all suspected.

      And, it wasn't long before he worked his way around to me. I was a little drunk, and, he wasn't bad looking, (Actually pretty hot)So, I went for the quickie, and, man! Some guys are sluts for good reason!

      So, I aksed him how many guys he had "Played" with that night. And, he said I was number 7....well later I was also number 9. And, he was still going for it.

      I had some issues of self worth, being with someone who so eagerly chokes down one guy after another, But, I sure slept like a baby that night. So, all I have to say to him is....THANKYOU!!! NEXT!!!

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      Brian 7 years ago from Northern Michigan

      This one made me laugh more than the restroom hub! I know this one guy who is not attractive at all, who has quick sex with some of the hottest men you will ever see.

      I live near a gay resort, where there are hundreds of men on any given weekend in the summer. There is a wooded parking lot, and he spends all his time out there. Doing one guy after another, all day, and all night.

      These are guys that wouldn't look twice at him in the bar when they are with their friends. But, I guess if you give some people the impression that you are looking for it, they will come looking for you. And, they usually do.

      I never understand the attraction, he's not good looking at all, and he's like 60. He has sex with more men in a weekend

      than I might meet in a year!

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      JP Adkins 8 years ago from Ferndale, Michigan

      Very true!

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      fireball34 8 years ago

      You made me smile today, so I have to leave a comment. What a true hub, there is nothing that will turn male or female on more then real confindence. The Bible says "ask and you shall receieve" :) I am a minister so I can say that lol Keep up the good hubs~