How to know if he loves you
5 Signs That he loves you
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There are many different quotes pertaining to the word love, there are many differing opinions as to what love actually is, and there are millions of songs dedicated to love. thousands of movies and poems and millions of advice columns in millions of newspapers offering advice on love.
But nothing can come close to the advice I am going to share with ladies all over the world, who want to know if their boyfriend, fiancé, husband or lover really loves them.
I have compiled a Top Five list (below) to give the ladies sure fireproof that their man truly loves them, it is the little things that we men do for that special lady in our lives that we only do when we men are in love.
A Single Red Rose
Forget about the flowers, The chocolates and the jewelry gift that he has just bought you for Valentine's Day, those are just tokens to show that we were thinking about you today.
Forget the card and the poetry inside, those were only bought and written because we knew that if you didn't get them from us we would be in the dog house until next Valentines Day.
If you really want the truth most of us men rushed to the local superstore on the way home from work, and bought those things last minute, and the poem we read in a newspaper today.
To all of us male inhabitants of planet Earth, Valentines day is a chore, we try to impress the ladies in our lives, with a little romance, a candle lit dinner, the card the rose the jewelry we watch the romantic girlie movie, with a tissue at the ready to wipe those tears from your eyes when the lead character eventually dies of some sort of disease.
The reason is simple we are trying to get you into bed and have a night of passion that we will remember for a long time, and even deep down somewhere inside us we hope that you will enjoy it too.
In short, men are not turned on by romance, we use romance as a weapon to further our chances in the bedroom department.
Toilet Seat Up Because We Love You
Wet Wet Wet (Love is all around)
5 SIGNS THAT HE REALLY LOVES YOU
So lets get to the point of this story, you want to know if your man really loves you, this Top Five list, is certain to surprise and amaze you.
5: Unfinished Jobs Around the Home
It's true, that shelf he hasn't finished putting up or the squeaking hinge on the door are left that way on purpose, you see we really want to fix them but we don't want you to get a sore head with all the banging and drilling that are involved, it is because we love you that those jobs are left unfinished.
4: Leaving The Toilet Seat up
Men crave attention from their other half, and we leave the toilet seat up on purpose, because we love to hear your voice even if it is in a negative way,
This also applies to leaving the top off the toothpaste tube and all the other things that you consider to be annoying.
3) Muddy footprints
Men always know when you have just shampood the carpet, or polished up the wooden floor and we always ensure to make our shoes or boots as muddy as possible when we enter the marital home and leave great big muddy shoe prints all over you freshly cleaned floor. why because we love to watch you do it again, because when you are angry with us, you start cleaning that floor in anger, it is a pleasure watching as your hips and butt move to and fro WITH ATTITUDE, it is the most erotic thing any man would agree.
2) Calling You by Another Girls Name
Sometime men like to test your loyalty and commitment to them, by saying another girls name when sharing a passionate moment with you.
This is not because we have another woman waiting in the wings it is to test your love for us, if you react as if you didn't notice what we said then we start to worry that you don't love us anymore.
If you throw a wobbly and go into a fit of rage then we know you are truly in love with us.
1) This is the Ultimate Proof that your Man Really Loves you
When he gets up for work in the morning, if he gets out of bed and farts, it is ultimate proof that this man is totally and utterly head over heels in love with you, we all know how bad it is when one is let go under the duvet, if you doubt that he really loves you, watch out for this one does he fart under the duvet or does he get out of bed first.
So Ladies Now You Know
Now you know the secret messages that he is sending you to show how much he loves you can watch out for them it will put your mind at ease on those horrible days you have doubts and fears.
and every time he leaves the toilet seat up you can secretly smile inside as you nag nag nag him
FOR THE GUYS: Lets hope our ladies fall for this clap trap.