- Gender and Relationships
Mistakenly Put On Lovers Underwear - Cheaters Caught
We all know that being in any relationship is a very fragile thing. It is just like cutting a rose bud and then trying to replant that rose. It takes time, attention and constant nurturing. There are millions of people in the world seeking to find that special someone, that someone who lights up the room wen they enter, that soothes their aches when they speak, that gives them that soft tender touch of love when they need it. But often times people who put out their all in some relationships end up holding on to the messy end of the stick. Some lovers just can't control themselves and would love to sample every piece of flesh that passes. These types of persons are downright dirty cheaters and most times the cause of relationships to go sour. What we must remember though in any relationship is that people are just people. They have strength and weaknesses, and many times it is the weakness which causes them to go astray. Well, since we know people cheat and will continue to cheat, lets look at some ridiculous ways some cheaters are caught by their spouses.
1. Comes Home Wearing His/Her Lover's Underwear
You know, sometimes in very heated intimate moments, there are those who lose total control and do things without remembering to undo them. One of those kinky lover's movement is underwear swap. So the cheaters meet up at a sleazy roach infested motel to carry out their dirty little acts. They are wild and kinky and does some pretty abnormal things. From riding the tiny mechanical bull to beating the bunny. So one of their kinky little moments involves the swapping of underwear. They both swap each others underwear and begin to have the time of their lives. After the ordeal they both pass out on vodka and Cuban cigars. The cheating husband suddenly jumps up and remembers that he had to pick up his wife thirty minutes ago. He dashes on his pants and tucks in his shirt, throws the jacket over his arm and rushes out. He believes his wife would be furious as he has arrived for her over an hour late. But she has different plans. She decides to cancel her appointment seeing that she would have missed out on most of the event and decides to go home and give her hubby some tubby. She gives him the eye and he gives it back. She just can't wait to rip him apart. As soon as she reaches home she begins her ravishing. But as soon has her husband drops his pants everything comes to a tire squeaking halt. Her husband is wearing a pink laced french cut with a bunny puff tail at the back. Certainly much different from the stripped boxers he wore this morning. His wife runs to the kitchen for the rolling pin and all hell breaks loose.
2. Leaves Receipts In Pockets
If you are going to cheat you need to be thorough. Leaving receipts of suspicious items in your pockets is just dumb and is a straight giveaway, that is if you are not quick on making up a story to cover up why you just spent one hundred dollars on a bouquet of flowers that never reached your spouse! So what could really be a good excuse for a husband buying a bouquet of flowers that never reaches his wife or a cheating wife that bought that fine watch that never reaches her husband. Well, many men who get caught with flowers receipts will use the oldest trick in the book. Which goes something like this, "One of my buddies asked me to buy the flowers for him to give to his girl because they had a bitter argument but he was low on cash so i just did him a favor." This line could work, but if you have a very inquisitive woman, you had better have some pre-thoughts coming up with anticipated follow up questions. There are cheaters who use the dead excuse, "I sent flowers to my mom" That line my friend will certainly get you busted, because if your spouse suspects somethings up, she will definitely call your mom, then it will be both mom and wife all over you.
3. Love Stains
One thing for sure is that no one can escape the excitement of that intimate moment. Many times men are easily caught as cheaters because they are dumb and too excited or too excited and dumb. Men are the culprits when it comes on to being busted because of what i refer as love stains. So what exactly is a love stain? It is simply a mark left behind after the passion. So a lipstick on the collar could be considered a love stain, a new scent from someone could be considered a love stain because you would have to definitely be extremely close to that individual to have the scent rubbed off on you. And finally, those love juices are definitely love stains! If you know you are a cheater, you cannot go do your business and then bring back those soiled boxers to your wife to wash. You have just busted yourself.
4. Called Out Your Lovers Name
People who tend to talk a lot always ending up ratting out themselves as cheaters. If you are cheating for a long time with a particular individual, chances are that you will begin to call that persons name frequently. It doesn't matter what the conversation is about, i can guarantee you that you will slip, maybe more than once. When you slip and call your cheating lovers name it will be lodged in your husband or wife's head, and certainly a follow up question such as "Who is Dona"? will emerge. The worst case scenario is either writing a card for your spouse and placing the wrong name in that card or making love to your spouse and calling the wrong name. You will be sure to get booted out of bed by doing so.
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5. Whose Condoms?
You know that your spouse is a cheater when she begins to dig in her purse for loose change and accidentally pops out a condom. There is nothing wrong in having condoms in your purse, bag or wallet. But there is definitely some questions to be answered because you nor your spouse uses them. Balloons used as decoration are way too cheap to be substituted for condoms, so there is absolutely no excuse. Finding a condom on your spouse when both of you do not use them is a sure sign of cheating.
Remember, you can't stop someone from cheating if they really want to. No matter how much you watch and question them. If they have already made up their minds to cheat then they will. The next move is up to you who have been cheated on. What do you do? Do you forgive them and give them a second chance, kick them to the curb or cause mayhem and drama? No matter your decision, one thing you must do....watch that sneaky cheating spouse!