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Excuses Adults Have Used to Avoid Using a Condom

Updated on February 14, 2018
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There is little to no excuse to not wear a condom but, it is still pretty entertaining to hear people try to come up with reasons not to.


Before I start this article, I would like to remind everyone that unless both parties have agreed to not use a condom, you must always wear a condom. Do not try to talk them out of it or anything, because jerks like you do not deserve sex.

I went to whisper and had folks tell me excuses they have either been told, or told others, to try and avoid using a condom.

  • "How would you feel about having tight latex strapped around your d*ck? Uncomfortable?"
  • "I didn't have time and it doesn't matter because you can't have kids anyways."
  • "They don't fit."
  • "You're on the pill so, f*ck condoms."
  • "You're paranoid, you can't get pregnant on your period. My ex is a dumb *sshole."
  • "It's going in your *ss anyways so, you won't get pregnant."
  • "I'm too big."
  • "I can't stay excited with it on."
  • "It's going to break anyways, what's the point. Jack*ss."
  • "It doesn't feel as good."
  • "It's like wearing clothes in the shower, you just don't do it!"
  • "One guy just said, It's just gonna find its way out anyways!"
  • "I just want to prove my love for you."
  • "I won't wear a condom to show you it's not just sex because, you know it's love. Especially, if you're willing to risk pregnancy. If you do get pregnant it's god will."
  • "I'm infertile so, it doesn't matter anyways. Coming from a guy who got a girl pregnant."
  • "You do realize that a condom can be too small, right?"
  • "I forgot to bring condoms."
  • "I'll just take it off anyways, so why bother wearing it?"
  • "They don't feel right. Which is true, they really don't."
  • "It's itchy. I was quick to walk from that before it evolved."
  • "They might cause cancer."
  • "It'll probably break anyways."
  • "A guy once told me he didn't want to put a condom on because, another man might have touched it in the making and that made him feel gay."
  • "I'm immune to STD's."
  • "One guy tried to convince me they cause STD's."
  • "I don't want to use one."

Have you ever been in a situation where someone, or maybe yourself, have tried to avoid using a condom?

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