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New Way to Selecting Future Husband
This is only for laugh. Don’t try it without professional assistance. If you experiencing trouble because practicing this, it is not my fault at all ! I did warn you! ^^ Please enjoy!
Do you having problem in sellecting man to find Mr. Right? Here some tips for you which came from my own experience.
Few weeks ago there was a man who want to get to know me better (aka asking for dating). His face is alright and has great career, but if about his Iman and taqwa (believing Allah and doing his deeds just like what Al Qur’an had taught Muslim), there was big question mark in my mind about that!
Got curious, I asked...
“Do you like animal?”
“Yes, I do.”
I do, he said. Hmmm... I was busy looking for the sign of lies.
“If I have to go back to school later, may I leave my Cat, Torty, at your place so she can live there for while when I am away?”
Testing, observing, analyzing... proceed!
“Oh, I do love animal, but I don’t like taking care of it.”
“Because animal is smelly...”
What?! No! My Torty always smell good, thanks to her shampoo and her tick collar, while you; might be already smell bad by little bit of sweat!
I did meet many slouchy guys which is dirtier than any animal, mostly my Torty; which always clean! They just hate washing and always using the same shirt every single day, seems never care about changing at all!
“Very naughty and always breaking things...”
Let’s count: how many glasses, plates and other vulnerable things you had been broke in this life time? And how about those damaged you already did to any other things? Let’s compare the quantity and level of the damage, will you?
“And their poop is soooo.... ughhh!”
He pinched his nose and made disgusting expression.
Was your shit smell good to you, eh?
It is not love if you want to have good and beautiful things only from those you said you love. Everything in life has good side and bad side. Right at this moment you said you love me, who able to guarantee that you will still feel the same if you find something you don’t like about me? I am afraid at that moment you will look for another woman to replacing me.
A wife not only able to give you great time and pleasure, and with children around, sometimes, there will be a time when wife and children become really helpless more than any animal ever did. If this is happening to you, will you stay faithfully with them and love them still? I wonder.
I’m sorry I have no interest on man who only wants to have fun and beauty in this life. If it is Allah will (insha Allah), He will always protecting me from this kind of men. Amen.
Moral from This Story
Never criticize her pets in front of the animal lovers. She will used it as an excuse to kick your butt away from her life as soon as possible!
The Such Called Tips
Ask for troublesome wish
Watch his reaction closely
Listen to his answer carefully. You will know what your next question will be just by listen to his response to you
Analyze every answer he give you inside your mind, like I did above
If you want to kick some pride, you can tell him your analyze about his answer to you at the end, but I suggesting you to never do that because he will used it to fix his performance the next time he find another girl he likes. It is important to us, women, protecting each other from this kind of man, right?
Have a nice day everyone.
I hope I am successful in trying to make you laugh! ^^