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Other Uses For Condoms

Updated on April 11, 2012

They're Not Just For You Know What

So, you thought you were a Love Machine and bought thousands of condoms. Well we are heading into March and you just realized owning condoms doesn't guarantee action. So what to do with these condoms now? Well Mr Stud, I've got the answer.

Party Time

. Having a party? Need balloons? Well, if you bought the colored ones you have yourself some balloons. Even if they are clear, you can always decorate them yourself. Draw faces, write words, anything that comes to mind. These are perfect for a child's party. Just don't tell anyone what they really are.

Are you the entertainment for the party? Make balloon animals and such. Of course you could do the gag of putting a condom over your head and blowing it up till it pops! Drunks love this one!

I Got You A Gift

Going to an occasion where you need a gift? Condoms can make the perfect gift. Any male at any age would be thrilled at getting condoms as a gift.

Going to a wedding? Perfect gift. What to you think is going to happen on the honeymoon.

Again, if you have different colors you can make a balloon flower bouquet.  These will not die in days. They will last a lot longer.

Diet Coke/Mentos Rocket

We Have Lift Off

You can make condom rockets! Get the mint Mentos, put them in the unrolled condom. Get a 20 oz bottle of diet coke, roll the condom half-way down the bottle, lift the condom thus emptying the Mentos into the bottle and see just how well the condom works.

You could even have a contest with the winner getting a box of condoms.

I'd Like To Make A Deposit

You're Awful! Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking a bank deposit.No you filthy reader, not the sperm bank. I mean the money bank.

Use Them as coin wrappers. Just make sure you have the correct amount of coins inside. Walk into the bank, place it on the counter, and watch the horrified look the teller gets.  You do this several times, and you will be remembered. Of course, you may find it hard to get waited on, but that's the price you pay for a good laugh.

Other Ideas

Wear them over your socks so you don't get soaked walking through puddles.

Keep dirt out of your gun barrel.

fill up with fruit juice and freeze.

blow them up, tie em to the antenna of a car.

Make a dress.

Decorate the Christmas tree.

Blow them up and use them as packing material.


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    • loveofnight profile image

      loveofnight 

      5 years ago from Baltimore, Maryland

      Useful, funny and interesting, I think that I am going for the rocket.It will be the attention grabber for my safe sex speech.Thanks much

    • mrpooper profile imageAUTHOR

      mrpooper 

      7 years ago

      @Fay Paxton..........Thanks for the compliment....I think LOL

    • Ritsos profile image

      Ritsos 

      7 years ago from Nottingham UK

      lol .. nice subject and what a novel way to keep your feet dry :-)

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      Fay Paxton 

      7 years ago

      Mr pooper, you're nuts! I think I'd rather use a Baggie.

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