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Quotes About Men
Hello again everyone.
Here some quotes I found along my journey browsed many webs. These are about Man. Most of it very funny, but maybe some a little not nice. So I should say, I'm so sorry first to all of men who read this. I just want to share the laugh with you all and never have any bad intention at all. So, please forgive me.
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
"There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
"Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects."
"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
When a man of 40 falls in love with a girl of 20, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Men are a luxury, not a necessity
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Men are creatures with eight hands.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a
man leaves off something he looks worse.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung